Naruto is extremely unlikely to ever be owned by me. Or anyone else besides Masahi Kishimoto

Pairings: KonanPein

Diary of the Unknown

"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD!! FUCK YOU!" Shouted the rather foul mouthed Akatsuki, Hidan.

"SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M MEDITATING!" Yelled back Itachi, pissed off.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! HIS EARS ARE PLUGGED IN!" Came you-know-who.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, TOBI!" Came yells from Itachi, Hidan, Deidara.

"So... What's up, babe?" Asked Kisame to Konan, obviously drunk.

"..." Konan didn't say a thing, but kicked the swordsman, and walked off to her room.

'Dear Diary,' Wrote Konan. She never did like talking to anyone, unless mandatory, or to Pain.

'The guys are driving me crazy! SCREW THEM ALL! I wish they'd just stop their drinking fests. It gets really annoying getting hit on. I mean, KISAME? Fish head? Eww, I'd rather be soaked in water for the rest of my life then kiss him. And hell yeah, I'm uber serious. I would kinda want in on the sake, but I'll get drunk, and I'm the only girl in Akatsuki. If I get fuckin' pregnant, then FUCK!! Shit, I hear footsteps. Write later.

'Konan'

"Yo." Said Pain, as he walked into hi and Konan's shared room.( I might be wrong, so correct me if I am.)

"Hi." Konan said, hiding her diary under some clothes." Why did you let Kisame get drunk? He hit on ME!" she said, falling back on her bed, staring at the sky.

"I didn't.It was probably a drinking contest between him and Sasori. Hn, between a puppet and a swordsman, you think he has enough brain to not do that? Sasori is undefeated." The 'leader' of Akatsuki said, looking at his lifelong best friend.

"..." Konan didn't speak, as always. She just sighed, and waited for Pain to go on.

"Why don't you participate in a drinking contest, Konan? You don't have to talk, just drink sake." Pain said, and Konan rolled her eyes. Someone had a few sakes.

"What if I get drunk?" Was all she could ask.

"I'll watch over you. Like always." Pain said, and Konan smiled.

"But I am not drinking when half the guys are drunk. I don't wanna do something I'd regret." She said, walking out with Pain.

"Damn, Konan, you drink a LOT!" Deidara remarked, watching the blue-haired girl.

"Damn straight, Dei. 12 on the first try, I know, i so kick ass!" The slightly drunk Akatsuki said, smirking at the passed out Kisame.

"I'm gonna go to sleep. I'm not that drunk." She continued, and flopped on her bed.

'Dear Diary,

'HELL YEAH! I was in a drinkinbg contest with Kisame, had 12 cups of sake, and I only got slightly drubk. Kisame freakin' passed out! I'm the queen at Akatsuki drinking fests!! I',m tired, so I'm gonna go sleep. Till tomorrow,

Konan.' Konan smiled, and collapsed on her bed, asleep instantly

My first Akatsuki fic. Sorry if I didn't get the characters portrayed correctly. Just let me know so I can improve, and yes, they are all alive. Especially deidara, whom is awesome!