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I STILL don't own Naruto

Chapter 2

Something hit Neji very hard on the back of the head. What the…?

"NEJI! GET THE FUCK UP!!" Screamed Naruto, straddling Neji's waist and maniacally crashing a vase into his head.

Neji sat up suddenly, sending Naruto over the side of the bed. He blinked the sleep from his eyes, breathing heavily, and looked around at the apparently empty room. It was a dream. Please say it was just a dream…

"The springtime of our youth should not be wasted in mere sleep!" Cried Lee, popping in the open door with a tray. "So I have cooked you a delicious, youthful breakfast to revive your senses!" Oh, god. Not a dream then.

"H-how did you get in here?"

The toilet flushed, and Kiba walked out of the bathroom. "The window was open, smartass."

Neji began to get a sinking feeling in his stomach. "Tell me there aren't more of you…"

Sasuke appeared out of the closet, smirking nonchalantly. "Don't get your panties in a twist. We only brought five or six…" He inspected his nails "or seven…" He scratched the back of his neck. "Or ten."

Neji's eyes widened and he flew out of bed, attempting to push Lee back out the door. "OUT! I do not need this right now! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"Apartment," corrected Shikamaru lazily, stepping out from behind the bookcase. Neji whipped around, and Lee took advantage of the reprieve to shove a spoonful of who-knows-what into his mouth. He immediately spit it onto the carpet.

"EW! Lee, what the hell did you put in that?!"

Lee smiled brightly. "Do not fret, young Hyuuga! Your kitchen was most empty so I created a delightful concoction of spaghetti, oatmeal, canned soup, strawberries, and protein powder! I figure with the fiber of the"- Neji punched him, cutting off his rant.

"You idiot! Those strawberries were from last September! I can't believe you would barge into my kitchen and then…" He trailed off, realizing how many people were now watching him explode.

"I think you should calm down, un" advised Deidara after a moment of awkward silence.

"We won't harm you." Haku added quietly. Neji nodded slowly, blushing. Did I have to make a total idiot of myself in front of my friends? I need to control myself!

"Why are you all here in the first place?"

"Well…" said Naruto mischievously. "You remember last night, when Kiba said that you needed to get laid? We decided to take that into our own hands."

Neji's palms began to sweat. Oh no. Oh, god, no.

Half an hour later he sat in the middle of his bedroom, tied to a chair.

"You see, un," lectured Deidara, brushing Neji's hair, "The hair is very important. It frames the focal point of beauty; the face. However, you can't use your hair to cover up your flaws, only enhance your perfections. I myself use TRESemme hair products, based on the…" He rambled on, ignoring Neji's twitching eye.

Meanwhile, Gaara had Kiba up against the wall, threatening to murder his family if he ever called eyeliner gay again, and Sasuke was going through his closet.

"Neji, Neji, Neji," he chuckled, "what have we here?" He pulled out a pair of tight leather pants, and Neji mentally groaned. They weren't supposed to see those…

"I guess our little Neji isn't as innocent as we thought he was!" Sasuke dug a little deeper, and presented a pair of ripped up skinny jeans and a fishnet shirt. Neji closed his eyes, not even wanting to know what else he would find. This is just gonna get worse and worse, isn't it?

"Whoa, Neji." Choji said through a mouthful of chips. "How come you don't wear this stuff to school?"

"I just don't," Neji answered angrily, and then realized he sounded like a pouty little kid.

"Well," Naruto said with a grin that sent shivers up Neji's spine. "You do now."

Neji couldn't believe he had let his friends talk him into this. For god's sake, he was wearing makeup. He, Neji Hyuuga, the straight, masculine seventeen year old, was wearing makeup. Something was wrong with this picture.

"Come on," Naruto said soothingly, "Lots of guys wear it. It's only eyeliner."

"Which is totally and completely not gay in any way," added Kiba hastily, glancing at Gaara.

They were walking to school, and so far Neji had received many odd glances. People whispered when he walked by, and they all said the same thing: "Who the hell is he?" He had ended up wearing the jeans and the fishnet top under a black sleeveless shirt (though not by his own free will), and with the eyeliner, he looked, well, sexy. Very sexy.

He was relieved when they finally got to school. Their school had an odd program that split the students into groups of three for the whole year. It was supposed to "encourage cooperation and help students learn to respect their differences", but really it only isolated you from the students that weren't in your group. This meant that he wouldn't be seeing any of them for the rest of the day- Not Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, or any of those assholes who had whistled to him on the street. Score for Neji.

He said goodbye to his friends, a little quicker than usual, and hurried to the corner of the courtyard where his group usually met. Tenten was already there, waiting for him. That was normal- Lee and their teacher, Gai, would make an overdramatic entrance any minute now.

"Hello, Tenten." Neji dropped his bag ground, sitting down and closing his eyes to wait. When Tenten didn't reply, he was a little worried. She was a close friend, as Neji's friends go, and normally very friendly.

"Is everything alright?" He opened his eyes to find her staring at him, twitching. He waved a hand in front of her eyes. "Tenten?"

"Y-you… you…" she managed to stutter out. "You're looking a l-little… Uh… different today…" Neji felt himself blush. Damn, why am I doing that so much lately?

"Well, yeah, I, uh, you see, the guys- Naruto, Sasuke, yeah, them, well, they, uh, they came over because they, well you see, they, they wanted to, um, help me, I mean, make, it wasn't, I couldn't…"

Tenten giggled. Aw, he's embarrassed! How cute. I mean, cute doesn't normally describe Neji but look at him today! Wow. "Um… Neji?"

He looked up from his embarrassed ramblings. "Yeah?"

"Is that… eyeliner? Isn't that a little g"-

"NO IT IS NOT GAY LOTS OF GUYS WEAR EYELINER WHY SHOULD GIRLS BE ABLE TO WEAR MAKEUP AND NOT GUYS THAT IS SO SEXIST I"-

Neji tripped over his bag and went sprawling into Tenten, knocking them both down. His face was an inch from hers, and all of the sudden he thought back to the list of girls from last night. Sakura, Hinata, Temari… Tenten! This close, her could feel her breasts pressed up against his chest. Tenten was a girl. This whole year, that fact had never quite occurred him. Tenten his friend, Tenten his classmate, Tenten the teenager like Neji- but never Tenten the cute girl. And she was cute- very cute. He could see how smooth her skin was, how dark and pretty her eyes were. Neji was so close he could feel her warm breath on his face. Their lips were right next to each other, almost touching, if he could only lean forward the tiniest bit…

"Uh, Neji?"

"Yes, Tenten?" He closed his eyes. He was ready for this.

"You're kinda squashin' me here."

"Oh." He felt his face heat up, and he scrambled off of her. He turned around and pretended to dust off his clothes, attempting to hide his embarrassment.

Tenten gave his back an odd look. I swear, she thought, this guy goes through more mood swings that Ino when she's pmsing.

Right then, Gai and Lee sailed out from behind a tree and struck dramatic poses.

"No need to fear!" They cried in unison. "For I, Gai, the most attractive, youthful teacher in all of Konoha," "And I, Rock Lee, Konoha's most devilishly handsome student," They turned to face Neji and Tenten, "Are HERE!"

Of course, Neji was facing the opposite direction, blushing like a lobster, and Tenten was staring at Neji wondering what his problem was. In fact, they were the only two people not staring at Gai and Lee. Lee scratched his head.

"Did I miss something?"

This chapter was longer that the first, but still not 2 long- i'm srry! plz don't hurt me!

i promise they will get longer as the story progresses

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