Sorry I've taken oh soooo long to update. I've been busy with band, and other my other stories! But now I'm back, becaues I'm sad no else has reviewed my other stories that much! (That's a hint for you wink, wink)
But here we are again, today!! Please review, and tell me any song ideas or people suggestions.
This chappy is dedicated to ejm12 because she gave me the suggestion for this contestants song! Internet huhgs to YOU ejm12, Edward Cullen is gonna come thank you later!! Courtesy of ME! haha.
Well, here goes!
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"Welcome back to Wizarding Idol! Sorry we had to take a break, but they were profiling Sirius' Black love story (A/N: My story, An Unexpected Marauder's Love Story) so they took us off air for a bit. Don't worry though, because we're BACK!! I'm Fred Weasley, and these are your hosts,
"Albus Dumbledore!"
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"Hedwig! Who by the way has a special date in the audience! Pigwidgeon!"
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"and... Snivelly Snape!"
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"Gasp! How do you know my hated school boy nickname, Fred Weasley?"
"Since when do you say, 'Gasp!' Snivelly? Taking 10 cents acting classes?"
"Tell me!! How do you know!?"
"That love story of Sirius' is incredible funny, and they use your 'hated school boy nickname' more than air... sorry."
"No!! I shall perish!" Severus Snape passes out and falls out of chair, then lifts head up slightly "I'm ready for my close-up, man!"
"How much did you drink last night, Snivelly?"
"Psshhh... I only had three bottles of firewhisky..."
"Audience, I think we should be scared. But now, introducing, Cho Chang!"
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cut to video
Camera zooms up on a girl crying on a bathroom toilet. She is dabbing her eyes, and embracing air. "Cedric!! Baby, I miss you!! Harry, where are you? I need you to cry on!!..." she sees camera "Oh... hi... (sob)... You're from Wizarding Idol? For real? Yes, now I can do my national-wide search for Cedric and Harry... CEDRIC IS NOT DEAD!! HOW DARE YOU?!" starts stalking towards the camera
cut to Cho walking to judges
"Hello, Ms. Chang, what will you be singing for us today?"
"Well, Mr. Dumbledore, I will be singing Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler.
"Alright, you may start."
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and I never see you Cedric
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to me cry in the loo
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit nervous that I'll never find you again Cedric
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified that I can't see your beautiful grey eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight
I need you all the time
Because Harry can't hold me like you do
We can hold on to each other forever
I can stop wasting my money searching for you
And I can keep you prisoner at my house
We can take it to the end of all time
Your love follows me 'round everywhere I go (all of the time)
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
I'm tired of kissing Harry when I really want you...
I really need every single night
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm wasting Galleons looking for you
But There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time Cedric, you were the light in my life
But all I have is Harry in the dark
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart applause
"Wow, Cho.. that was... good. Let's see our judges descisions..."
ALBUS
"Even though the lyrics in your song scare me to death, I have to say your voice sounds good, so I'm saying yes.
HEDWIG
"You poor poor soul!! Of course I'm saying yes, even though you were kind of mean to Harry.
SEVERUS
"I'm saying yes, but I do want you to know something. Cedric Diggory is dead. Dead as a doornail.
"Gasp! No he is not! How can you say that?! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!"
"Wow, she says Gasp too!! See, Fred, I told you I'm not the only one."
"Not a smart idea, Snivelly..."
"SHUT UP!!"
"How DARE YOU SAY HE IS DEAD!! HE WILL WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW!! EITHER HIM OR HARRY!!"
BANG (door opens)
"See, I told you!"
"HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT HARRY LIKE THAT?! HE IS MINE!!"
"Ginny, why would he want you... Harry needs a woman!"
"Yeah, he wants a woman who's got herself mental over the fact she won't believe that CEDRIC DIGGORY IS DEAD!!"
Cho and Ginny take out their wands
"HE ISN'T!! WHAT IS THE POINT OF MY SEARCH PARTY THEN??"
"NONE AT ALL!!"
"Fine, then. I'll go get Harry, then."
Ginny corners Cho with a wand, Fred is cheering for them to fight.
"Stay away from my MAN!"
"Did you not listen to my song? He likes ME."
"Since when?"
"Since my sixth year!"
"Since you cried all over him and acted like an immature PRAT?!"
"SHUT UP, HE LOVES ME!!"
Ginny casts the Bat-Bogey hex, which hits its mark
"AAAhhhh!! GET THEM OFF ME!!"
Ginny laughs evilly while security escorts her off the premises, and Cho is escorted as well.
"Well, can you believe how many of my siblings are crazy? I'm surprised she's the first one escorted. Oh, well, Cho is going to get some mental treatment before the finals, and Ginny's going to go to Harry, I guess. So this is Fred Weasley, with Wizarding Idol, and we'll see you next time!"
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YAYY!! That was actually a fast chappy. It only took me twenty minutes... GO KAY!!
Welll, please review, it makes me feel happy and fuzzy inside! It only takes like five seconds to review!! Five seconds and you make a nice person ectastically HAPPY!! DO it, you know you want to!!
OMG, BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT AT MIDNIGHT!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! WHO'S GOING TO A MIDNIGHT RELEASE PARTY?! I AM?!
Sorry about all the big letters and punctuation. It is just that I can't wait.
(Faints and goes off to play PS2 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, and to dream about Breaking Dawn)
KAY