Chapter 6: LONG LIVE YAOI!
Disclaimer: I don't own these lovely characters; therefore do not chase me with pitchforks and torches. I am just an author. Ess.
(A.N.: Hey!! Sorry if I took a wee bit long to update. My laptop was confiscated for a while. Oh, and I had at least two long trips out of town. XP Damn busy. :D I love it! XD This story's such a hit. Haha! You'll never guess how happy I was to see more reviews on it. Whee! Oh yeah! I'm working on another DouxWata fic. Watch out for it! Then review there too! XD Hahaha!)
"What do I do…?" groaned Watanuki as he walked the familiar path home from school. Kunogi said she had… an errand… to do. The bespectacled boy slapped his hand to his face. "OF COURSE! So that must be why she kept avoiding me when I still loved her! It's YOU!" He swirled around to point at the tall, stoic teenager walking alongside him. Watanuki continued ranting without waiting for a reaction, flailing his limbs. "All the times I would ask if she could walk home with me… She thought I loved you and now—"
"You do love me." Well. This stopped the ranting. Doumeki looked at Watanuki. "Right?"
The bespectacled boy blushed under his gaze and sudden statement. After a pause, he crossed his arms and turned away. "Conceited jerk," he huffed. His blue eyes widened as he felt familiar arms wrap around his slight torso. Doumeki laid his chin on his shoulder.
"My cute idiot," the archer whispered into Watanuki's ear, sending chills up the smaller boy's spine. Doumeki smirked as he felt the smaller boy's cheeks burn. "So cute," he whispered breathily, trailing his hand lazily on the smaller boy's stomach. Watanuki jumped, his face a bright red, and planted his hands on the archer's arms, trying to push him off. GAH! Did he just lick his—?
"D-d-d-doumeki…!" he squeaked. "N-not in the m-middle of the street, s-stupid!" From the corner of his eye, Watanuki recognized some of his classmates, mostly girls. Were they giggling?! "Shit," the smaller boy hissed. Those yaoi fan girls would never let him forget this.
"My, my," came a familiar voice. "Out here in the open?" The couple looked up to find Yuuko smirking down on them. Mokona was perched on her shoulder, taking pictures. She clapped her hands together, smiling giddily. "How adorable!!" she gushed. Watanuki rolled his eyes. Another yaoi fan girl. He eyed Mokona. And fan thing.
The bespectacled teen finally got out of Doumeki's bear hug, thanks to the archer registering his mistress's presence. "Yuuko-san," he said testily, his eyebrow twitching and opening his palm. "The camera. Now."
"NEVAH!" she exclaimed. She thrusts a pointed finger to the air with a triumphant look on her face. "Mokona! To the internet!" The black manjuu bun tosses the camera into his mouth, jumps into the air high above Yuuko and, much to the surprise of everyone in the area, swallows the tall lady whole.
"Tehe!" Mokona winked at Watanuki, whose jaw was dropped straight to the floor, then zips away into the blue sky. The bespectacled teen could swear he heard his mistress's voice echo something like, "Long live yaoi!!"
Doumeki plugged his ears, and before any of his classmates nearby could ask why—
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT?!" Watanuki screamed shamelessly. "OI, COME BACK HERE WITH THOSE PHOTOS!!"
OOOOOOOOO
Merely half an hour later, when Watanuki arrived at Yuuko's shop for his part-time job, a huge poster greeted him in the face as he stepped through the door. His eyes widened dramatically as he saw an image of himself struggling to get out of his boyfriend's arms, who had his face near Watanuki's ear.
Now this would be expected. But in the photo, Watanuki saw himself wearing a frilly, cream-colored dress that looked like it was dragged from the Elizabethan era and Doumeki was wearing a dark suit and a blood-red cape with a high collar, looking exactly like a lusting vampire.
NOW THIS COULD BE EXPECTED. After all, he had cross-dressed before and seen Yuuko have fun photo shopping pictures of a blonde mage and a tall, dark ninja. But, then a large: THANKS FOR THE 1, 000, 000, 000, 000 HITS!! screamed at his from below his and Doumeki's image.
The blood all rushed straight to his head, and he could barely stand up. He leaned against the wood of the wall beside him, and before sinking to the floor; his dizzy eyes caught another statement on the poster. 'Due to insistent public demand, The Yaoi Goddess has granted you a separate DouxWata site! Photos, fan art, soundtracks, videos, forums, doujinshi, fan fiction and MUCH MORE!!'
"Oh God…" Watanuki said faintly, consciousness slipping away from him. "We have our own website…"
OOOOOOOOO
"OH GOD!" screamed Kunogi from in front of her laptop, regretting Googling Watanuki's name. "THEY HAVE THEIR OWN WEBSITE!!" She screeched in anger, angst and jealously and slammed her fist on the table, making everything on it to jump.
"DAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOU, YAOI GODDESS!!"
OOOOOOOOO
"Ahhh… Doumeki-kun… S-so good…" came Watanuki's voice from the speakers. "Ah! Not there…! Ah!"
"Shizuka! Come down! Your dinner's getting cold!!"
Doumeki un-stuck his face from the computer screen, minimizing the web page, and took a few shaky breaths to keep his breathing even and wiped his sweaty face with his shirt. No need for his mom to know that—
"Oi, Shizuka!! Are you watching porn again!? I thought you said you had a lover?! You're not supposed to be doing that!!"
Is it still porn if your lover's in it? With you? Doumeki thought, rolling his eyes. He sighed then got off his chair. Might as well take a cold shower.
OOOOOOOOO
Yuuko clapped her hands gleefully when she found Watanuki unconscious on her floor. "Oh my!! It's a dream come true!! MOKONA. THE CAMERA!!" She giggled as she gripped the teenager's wrists and started dragging him toward the bedroom. "I could get so many poses out of this guy! Wai!"
"Long live yaoi!" said Mokona, a camera around his round belly as he hopped up on Yuuko's shoulder.
OOOOOOOOO
(A.N.: WOAH. I can't believe I wrote that. Hahaha! See, this is what happens when I am Internet and yaoi deprived for nearly half a month. God, I wish there really was a website like that with EVERYTHING yaoi :cough hack: DouXWata, KuroXFai, SasuXNaru, KakaXSasu :cough hack cough: in it. HAHAHA. I'd be so hooked.
ZOMG. School's coming… TT-TT I won't be able to update or write much. Wah. There was this one story I had, I didn't update for 10 months, just because of school. So sad. Had to delete it, too. No one was reading it anymore…
Anyway, I'll try SO hard to update! Promise!
LONG LIVE YAOI!! XD)