In a shadowy grey space, the group of JK Rowling characters abruptly arrived. Several fell down from the impact.

"Where are we now?" Harry Potter complained as he picked himself up.

YOU SEEM TO BE AT THE BACK OF BINKY'S STABLE, a tall stranger said.

Everyone looked around and noticed a big and pretty white horse off to their left or right, depending on the direction they were facing. "You named that horse Binky?" Draco blurted out. There was a mumble of agreement from the crowd.

YES. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE NAME? the tall stranger said. He seemed slightly perplexed.

Generic Writer 1 giggled in anticipation of revealing the tall stranger's identity.

"Who are you, anyway?" Ron asked Britishly, because he's British.

I AM THE DEATH OF THE DISCWORLD. WHO ARE YOU? the tall stranger who shall now be known as Death said.

"Wait a tick, you're Death? GIVE ME BACK MY GODFATHER YOU BAG OF BONES!!" yelled Harry. He continued with, "Hey, while you're at it, why not take Voldemort too?"

Voldemort appeared out of the crowd and looked down his nose at Death. This didn't work very well since Death is very tall.

"I don't think that would be an advisable idea," Voldemort said with sinister intent. Death was unfazed.

AH, I SEE THAT I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS. I AM THE DEATH OF DISCWORLD, NOT WHATEVER UNFORTUNATE UNIVERSE YOU INHABIT. YOU ARE GOING TO LEAVE NOW. Death paused in his speech. No one moved. Death sighed. IT SEEMS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF NOW.

"We understand, it's just that we seem to be stuck here," explained Hermione. She's the one with all the answers. In British.

OH, THAT'S EASILY FIXED, Death said as he snapped his finger bones. Before anyone could do anything, a giant vortex appeared and sucked everyone up with a gigantic whooshing noise.

Generic Writer 1 paused. Should he/she/it end the chapter here? Hmm… Yes, here would be a good ending. Ah ha! Death will say something witty and entertaining to wrap everything up!

Death turned to Binky and said, THAT'S A WRAP.

Far away, the in-character fairy, who had been having a good day, failed to notice a freshly cleaned glass door and walked painfully into it.