Hello, yes, a new multichap from me. It's one of those things that was spawned from 'What if I met Kurogane and Fai' things, this is what happened. Yeah, and Kimber managed to worm her way in here too, but, well, that's just how it had to go down.

Although it may only seem KuroFai at the moment, I will fit other pairings in here, although most of them will be added randomly, seeing as how I only have a slight plan. As all slight plans go, expect major random.

No OC pairings, well, maybe ShaolanXOC. (I think I spelt that right...)

"Blasphemy!" A voice cried in dismay from the left wing of the gym. Twenty-three year old Kurogane Suwa rolled his crimson eyes and sauntered over towards the voice.

"What in God's name is your problem?" Kurogane asked irritably.

"More blasphemy!" The girl cried out again, pointing a finger accusingly. Kurogane raised an eyebrow.

Of course, they get the mental cases on the last day he was working. It was like the worlds worst going away present.

"Great Master!" two voices called in unison from behind him. Kurogane scowled, creasing his brow. The girl trembled slightly after seeing his murderous look.

Did it really have to be those two? One his last day of his job, those two. He turned around to face two of three people he hated the most.

There stood two girls, one blond, one brunette, both grinning like they knew some joke he didn't.

"What do you want" Kurogane growled.

"We just wanted to remind the great master about his blind date tonight," The brunette, Kimber, said. Kurogane rolled his eyes again.

Somehow he had gotten caught in some blind date scheme made by his younger sister, Tomoyo, and Kimber and Sabrina.

He really didn't want to go, but the three girls had agreed to pay. So he figured he might as well waste their money.

"So, what's this girl like" Kurogane asked, looking between the two expectantly. They exchanged nervous glances before facing him again. They muttered something inaudible, which caused Kurogane to suspect to worse.

"So, are you really going to university?" The blond one, Sabrina, inquired.

"Yeah, and I can finally get away from you two" Kurogane said, folding his arms.

The next thing he knew the girls had flung themselves at him.

"We'll miss you Great Master!" They exclaimed in unison.

Kurogane frowned; he was really tired of being called 'Great Master'. Somehow Kimber and Sabrina had got it into their heads that he was their master, and they had been harassing him ever since.

He pulled away, and glaring at the two girls, said in very cold, manly, tone: "I'm not your master anymore."

"But you have so much more to teach us!" Sabrina moaned.

Kurogane scowled down at them, pursing his lips into a larger frown.

"Get out or I'm calling security" He hissed menacingly.

Kimber shrugged and dragged Sabrina out of the gym. T

he scowl remained on Kurogane's face as he turned around to face the crazy blasphemy lady.

The lady was gone and was doing who knows what, somewhere else. Kurogane took comfort in this before wandering off to find some other odd job to do.

This was the issue with his gym job; you never had a specific task, you could do pretty much anything, provided it helped the customers. Work was painfully slow, seeing as how there was either nothing to do, or customers that had a few screws loose.

He collected his final paycheck and left the gym. He was glad to be done with the job. Sure, he was going to need a new one in university, but it would probably be a lot better than a small town gym.

He revved up the engine on his motorcycle, enjoyed the sudden rumble of the bike as it roared to life. How he loved his motorcycle. It was his favorite method of transport, second being his pick-up truck.

He kicked back the kickstand and speed off into the crowded, rush hour, street. Kurogane, being the badass man he was, waited till he was safely in traffic before pulling on the helmet.

He took the long route home, hoping he would get stuck in traffic, something, anything that would keep him from the blind date.

Judging by the nervous glances and mutterings of Sabrina and Kimber earlier, this wasn't going to be a fun excursion.

Unfortunately for Kurogane, traffic was flowing smoothly. Well, smoothly for usual rush hour.

There were your typical kids that didn't use the crosswalk, adding to the rush hour mayhem. The people that found ways to cut ahead at the stoplight and the classic five o'clock train. Other than that however, there were no traffic issues. Kurogane made it back to the house by the time the clock struck six. Damn, he thought, I was hoping to make it back later. His date started at seven and he was still determined as hell to get out of it.

Seeing as how Tomoyo wasn't around, Kurogane could get a little bit of peace and quiet. He wandered to his room, which was pretty much just cardboard boxes. He was going off to university, and this was the cleanest his room had been in years, so he found no reason to complain. After a quick shower and a change of clothes he went back downstairs.

Sabrina, Kimber, and Tomoyo were waiting for him. It only took one look at their grins to put Kurogane on guard.

"What the hell do you want?" He hissed, scowling.

"You're not going on a date like that" Tomoyo said matter-of-factly, nodding at Kurogane's outfit.

"Why not?" Kurogane asked, still scowling. He saw nothing wrong with a black T-shirt and black sweatpants. They were comfortable.

"Well, you want to make an impression" Kimber explained. "A nice impression" she added after seeing Kurogane's bored expression.

Tomoyo shifted a little bit to the left, revealing the dinner table.

Instead of seeing food lying on it, there were many kinds of clothing. Kurogane rolled his eyes and scowled at the same time.

Of course, leave it to Tomoyo to get so many kinds of clothes for him. Tomoyo was an aspiring fashion designer, so she had access to many kinds of clothing.

Taking a closer look at the outfits, he decided he was just going to wear his current outfits. He wouldn't even were those feminine outfits if Hell froze over.

"No way" He informed them.

"Please?" Sabrina begged.

"As a going away gift to us?" Kimber asked.

"You're leaving?" Kurogane inquired a hopeful tone his voice.

"No, silly goose, you are!" Kimber informed him. Kurogane scowled again. He was really hoping they would leave, then he could enjoy it when he was in town.

"Depends, do you have anything that's not gay?" Kurogane snapped irritably. He could barely handle these three for more than three minutes without getting irritable. Granted it had been around five it had to be a new record.

"That's mean" Tomoyo pointed out, folding her arms.

"It's true," said Kurogane, shrugging as he went to go through the pile one last time. If he picked something out, maybe they would just leave him alone. They probably wouldn't, but it was worth a shot.

Eventually he settled with a pair of black, denim, jeans, and a red zip-up hoodie. It wasn't half bad compared to some of the others. After changing he managed to convince them not to do anything with his hair. He had been forced into this, so he wasn't doing anything else that could be used against him later on in life.

"Here's some money," Tomoyo said, smiling, as she pressed a few crisp bills into her older brother's hand. To some it may seem sad that he was getting money from his younger sister, but it was the only way to get him to go.

Kurogane nodded in thanks, shoving the money into his wallet, then shoving his wallet into his back pocket. Kurogane began to leave the house, hoping that maybe this date wouldn't be so bad.

"I'm coming with!" Kimber called out, running to keep up. Kurogane twitched irritably as he saw the motorcycle.

Someone (A.k.a. Kimber) had attached a sidecar to his motorcycle.

"I call driving!" Kimber declared.

"You don't have a license" Kurogane pointed out. As far as he could see this was going badly already, it was most likely only going to get worse.

Kimber snatched Kurogane's wallet from his back pocket, successfully pissing Kurogane off.

"What was that?!" Kurogane asked loudly. His back pocket of all places! Dear God, you'd figure that she could've just asked. Sure, he'd say no, but it's the thought that counts.

Kimber pulled out his license and examined it like she was looking in a mirror.

"I could totally pass as you" She commented, clambering onto the back.

"I will shove you off" Kurogane threatened as he grabbed his wallet and placed it back into the safety of his pocket. When Kimber gave no response he sighed and climbed into the sidecar.

They sped off down the street, Kimber nearly hitting several pigeons on the way.

Kurogane ignored this mainly because he was sulking about riding in the sidecar. His manliness would not allow this.

Kimber parked outside the bar and rushed in.

Kurogane shrugged, not wanting to know why. She had always had a few screws loose.

The sidewalk outside the bar was rather quiet, so, when someone on a bike came into view at around seven o'clock, it only meant one thing: His date had come.

Kurogane heaved a sigh, wishing he could've been stood up. Then at least he could spend the moeny on something else.

As the bike got closer, Kurogane could see more of his 'date'. She had short blond hair that looked rather unruly and pale skin.

But, as she got closer, Kurogane noticed something else. Something that managed to severely piss him off.

His date wasn't a she it was he.

He had been set up with a man.

BUH BUH BUUHHHHH! I'm assuming you all know you the 'man' is. Kyeh, I have the next chapter ready, but I'm going to wait for some reviews.

The motorcycle has made it's apperance, but where is the powercord? Only Yuuko-san knows, because she knows all, including the crap even the author doesn't quite know.

Oh, and if you want anythign to happen, sure, just tell me and I can try and fit in. I love not having big plans for fanfics, they make it more fun to add in little, random, details later.

R&R

-Y.A.O.G