This Bleach story is a rewrite, parody, AU thing. I don't entirely know the term. The point is, this story starts at the beginning of the Soul Society arc, but it will have to new shinigami in it. They will be Ocs of mine and of a friend, Tilidramon. This starts the day before Ichigo and co. break in successfully. I hope you enjoy it. Feel free to review, but please no flames. I have low self-esteem.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. I don't own Loano or part of the pillow fight scene.
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Chapter 1: The Prophet.
"I'm worried, Hinamori-fukutaichou." Haseo said.
Hinamori looked at her white-haired friend. "Don't worry, I'm sure the Ryoka are nothing. They didn't even get in." she said reassuringly. 'I wish I really thought that.' She thought to herself.
"I know, but one of them beat Jidanbou and Ichimaru-taichou couldn't kill him either." Haseo said worriedly.
"Don't worry. They won't break in, and even if they do, nothing bad will happen." She said with a small smile. "And I told you to call me Momo. We've known each other since our Academy days."
"Right. Sorry Momo." Haseo said apologetically. He looked down at her cheerful smile and sighed. He still had a bad feeling about the ryoka. Unfortunately, his feelings were usually right.
"Come on, you should be more confident. Like Aizen-taichou." Momo said as she looked up at her friend. He was a head above her, but she never really cared about height and looks. She was still stronger then him either way. "You're the 3rd seat for goodness sake. Act like."
"You're right, I just," Haseo suddenly stopped and his eyes grew wide.
"Are you OK?" Momo asked. Haseo said nothing and slumped down onto the floor and began shaking. "Not again. Aizen-taichou!" she called. She bent down over Haseo and helped lay him down as strait as she could.
"What is it?" Aizen's kind voice asked as he looked into the room. By now Haseo had stopped shaking and was looking blankly at the ceiling. 'Why now of all times?' he thought to himself. He walked over and picked up Haseo. "We're going to 4th squad." He said to Momo, who nodded in return. The two sped off in that direction.
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"Hello Aizen-taichou." Isane said as she saw the three enter the room. "Oh no!" she cried as she spotted Haseo being carried by the two of them. "Not again! Unohana-taichou!" she called into the other room.
"Yes?" she asked as she walked into the room. "Oh my, it happened again didn't it?" she asked as she looked at Haseo.
"I'm afraid so. This is the third time this month." Aizen said as he looked over at the boy. Haseo was still staring blankly with his eyes half open. His gaze rested on the floor in front of them.
"Oh dear. Please, bring him to the usual room." Unohana said as she led them down a hallway. When she reached the third door on the right she opened it and led them inside. Aizen and Momo walked in and placed the unconscious boy on the single bed in the room.
"I hope he wakes up soon." Momo said as she looked at her friend.
"I'm sure he'll be fine. He always is in the end." Aizen said comfortingly.
"Nothing out of the ordinary has happened. It's the same as usual." Unohana said. "He just needs some time to rest, and then he will be ready to leave tomorrow morning."
Momo sighed with relief and Aizen nodded with a kind smile on his face. "Should we tell his friends?" he asked.
"Yes, be sure to alert them. It's best that they know what is happening to their friend." Isane said. Unohana nodded her head in agreement.
"I'll go." Momo said as she ran off.
Aizen watched her run out and thought, 'I wonder. What exactly did you see this time, Haseo?'
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"Renji!" Momo called.
"Hm? What is it?" he asked as he looked over at his friend.
"It happened again." She said as she stopped in front of him.
"Hm? What did?" he asked with a confused look on his face.
"Haseo!" she shouted.
"OH!" Renji yelled as realization dawned on his face. "Is he OK?" he asked.
"It's the same as normal." Momo said.
"Man, how does he fight like that? I mean it must get in the way of battles." Renji said.
"Come on Renji, keep your head out of the bloodshed for once." Momo told him.
"Yeah yeah, should I go tell the others?" he asked.
"Yes. I'll go tell Shiro-chan." Momo said as she sped off. Renji turned and ran the opposite way.
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"Hey, Shiro-chan." Momo said as she entered the room.
"Hitsugaya-taichou." The other white-haired boy replied as he continued his mountain of paperwork.
"It happened again." Momo said. Toushiro looked up.
"You mean Haseo?" he asked. Momo nodded. "Is he OK?" the captain asked.
"I think so. Unohana-taichou said that nothing was different from the last several times." Momo answered.
"Alright, I might as well go see for myself." Toushiro said as he got up and walked out of the room with Momo close behind.
"No really! I am awake!" Matumoto shouted from on the sofa she had fallen asleep on. "Hm? Taichou?" she asked as she looked around the room. "Oh well, drinking time!" she yelled as she pulled out a hidden sake bottle and downed it in one drink. "Woohoo!" she yelled before falling backwards onto the couch and falling asleep again.
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"Is he alright?" Momo asked as she and Toushiro entered the room.
"Yes. He's awake now." Unohana said as she moved out of the way. Haseo was propped up in bed by a few pillows. He looked extremely tired, and after such an experience who could blame him?
"Are you alright?" the other white-haired shinigami asked as he walked into the room.
"Yes." Haseo said quietly. He didn't like three captains in the same room. The combined reiatsu was enough to cause him to sweat.
"Uh oh." Aizen said. "I'm glad you're alright Haseo. You've been through a lot. I'll take my leave so that our combined reiatsu doesn't overwhelm you." He quickly left the room.
"Same here. I'm glad you're alright Haseo." Toushiro said as he too left the room.
"Well, I should be going as well." Unohana said as she grabbed a piece of paper she had been writing on and left as well.
"Are you sure you are all right?" Momo asked.
"Yes." Haseo said weakly. "Where are the others?"
"Renji is getting her, and well, Rukia is," Momo didn't finish. Haseo nodded his head sadly. "What did you see?" Momo asked, trying to change the subject.
"I would rather wait until everyone is here, at least, almost everyone." Haseo said sadly. He looked up when Momo's cell phone rang.
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Renji continued to run to find his friend. She would want to here if Haseo had another episode. He suddenly stopped.
"What the hell am I doing? She tricked me!" he yelled. He pulled out his cell phone and called Momo.
"Hello?" she asked when she picked up.
"You tricked me!" Renji yelled.
"What do you mean?"
"She's part of the 10th squad! That's where you were headed!"
"I thought she was in squad 2."
"No, she was transferred out. Something about not getting along with the fukutaichou."
"Oh, sorry Renji. Could you go get her please?"
"Yeah, yeah." Renji said before turning his phone off. He turned around and began rushing over to the tenth squad barracks. "She better be there." He growled to himself." He continued to mumble to himself until he finally arrived. He went to her room and knocked on the door.
"Hello?" he asked as he opened the door. "Are you in here? Haseo had another episode." He looked around the room but couldn't find a trace of who he was looking for. "Why is it that she is never in here?"
"Renji!" a voice yelled from behind.
"Oh. Hey Loano." (the n has a tilda thing over it, but I don't know how to type it.)
"Don't 'hey Loano' me. This is the third time I've caught you in my room with out me here." She said as she glared at him.
"That's because you're hardly ever in here." Renji answered.
"I am too! Just not as much as everyone else." Loano said.
"That's the same thing that I said!" Renji yelled.
"Yeah well, maybe it is. That still doesn't give you the right to come in here. It's called 'breaking and entering'" Loano said.
"I didn't break in! The door was open!" Renji yelled as he began to get his usual headache. He got it whenever he had a conversation with Loano.
"Prove it!" Loano yelled.
"I can't! It's to late to prove that it was open because I already closed it. Then you opened it again!" Renji yelled.
"Yeah right! What are you ding in here anyway?" she asked but then gasped. "You were going to raid my dresser!" she yelled as she pointed at Renji.
"No I wasn't!" he yelled. Loano wasn't listening and had already grabbed one of her pillows and began hitting him with it.
"Give me that!" Renji yelled as he grabbed the pillow and hit here with it.
"What is going on in here?" Toushiro asked as he walked into the room. He had heard yelling by the time he got back to his squad and figured it was Loano.
"Shinigami shield!" Loano yelled as she jumped behind the unfortunate captain and grabbed him.
"Get off of me!" he yelled as he began to struggle, however the size made a difference. Toushiro flared his reiatsu and knocked off Loano. "Go visit your friend already!" he yelled at them.
"OK." They said as they walked out.
"Why is he so mad this time?" Loano asked.
"I don't know." Renji said as he walked next to her.
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Momo looked up and saw that her friends had finally come. "What took you guys?" she asked.
"Pillow fight." Loano answered.
"You alright Haseo?" Renji asked.
"Yeah, I'll be back at 100 percent by tomorrow morning." He answered.
"So, what did you see this time?" Loano asked. "Anything about me?"
"I don't know." Haseo said. "You've never been in one of my visions before."
"Awwww." Loano whined. She lowered her head and her blonde hair flipped down.
"A star," Haseo began, "broke into four and each piece flew in a different direction. A dragon attacking a black moon. A peacock falling in a sand pit. A brown rabbit finds the moon and sand. A snake strikes at the moon but falls short. A figure within mist is killed. The moon stands against a monster, but falls. A giant fights with in a flower field and also falls. The moon stands again and defeats the monster. A black cat appears and saves the injured moon. An owl fights a large caterpillar and defeats it, but nearly dies. A boar covered in sand and the brown rabbit find a whit rabbit. The boar is struck down by cherry blossoms. The black moon attempts to save them, but is stopped by the cat. The owl continues on but is struck down by a large cricket. The cat trains the moon, and the red snake comes as well. The red snake is also struck down by the cherry blossoms. The white rabbit is trapped and is nearly killed by a large bird, but it is stopped by the black moon."
There was a long silence after Haseo finished. Finally Renji asked, "What does all that mean?"
"I don't know. I never know until it's too late." Haseo said sadly.
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I hope you liked it. I know the prophecy thing is pretty obvious for Bleach fans, but I didn't really want to make it too hard. We already know what's going to happen. The fighting will start soon so don't worry about that. In case you couldn't tell yet, Haseo is psychic and will be explained more later. Please review.