A/N: TV! A TV! Everyone loves a TV! And that doesn't mean any less for Team Gai! But after this little escapade…They may spend more time with their faces buried in books rather then watching the moving picture box.
COPYRIGHTS!: In this story, I don't own anything, and it's rated M for BAD LANGUAGE!
Lee Sprung up from The chair, Neji and Tenten would too, but they weren't sitting in chairs. So they just looked shocked. What were they doing? Watching The Powerpuff Girls.
"NO! Mojo didn't KILL them did he Neji!?" Lee asked, turning to his teammate.
"I-I don't know! GET UP BUTTERCUP!! It's your destiny to win!" Tenten held her hands together in worry, but at the last moment, the girls got up and kicked the crap out of the evil monkey. The kids sat back on the floor.
"That was a great episode!" Tenten sighed as she smiled. Neji and Lee nodded. They loved to watch TV together as a team once a year. And they were glad they got the chance to for such a great episode. Then, Tsunade called them to her office for a mission. They jumped up and headed to her office. They got there and she was jostling a purple coin. The three cocked their heads in confusion.
"This is a special coin I need you three to try out." Tsunade said. The three were…well…confused.
"What is so special about it Tsunade?" Lee asked.
"This…allows people to travel through TV signals…Hopefully. I want you three to travel together. It can only go to 51 shows, then you'll automatically be sent back." She explained. Neji raised his hand and she pointed to him.
"How does it work?" He asked.
"You toss the coin, then it turns gold. It will slowly turn purple. Once it does, you can travel again. I would advise you do as soon as it turns purple." The kids nodded and Tsunade handed Tenten the coin, not trusting Neji and defiantly not Lee with it. The three kids looked at it. It was dark purple color, with a diamond shaped hold in the middle. Tenten put a ribbon through the hole and wore it. It could be easily untied for quick flipping.
"Another thing I should tell you, your bodies will change with the show so you match the characters, say you go into a show where everything is underwater. Something will change your body to match. You'll match the animation and even change species." Lee had a big grin. He whispered something about the youthfulness of the coin as Neji and Tenten annoyed it. Inner Neji: Maybe we can lose Lee and me and Tenten can go to a porno! Hellz ya!
Inner Tenten: I get to be on TV with MY Neji! This is kick ass!
Inner Lee: I Better not see that mother fucker Barney Damn it! Or he'll be getting an ass full of pissed of destiny when I use Neji as a blunt object!
Tsunade stared at the three as smiles crossed their faces. Lee had an evil glint in his eye, while Neji and Tenten had an I-May-Make-Out-With-My-Teammate Look.
"Oh, and one more thing. All of Konaha will be watching you. Through the big screen TV over there." She pointed out the window to a building with a big screen. "We need to monitor you." Some people began to walk in. Tenten sighed and untied the coin from her neck. Lee and Neji held her arm. Tsunade said good bye and went into the building across the way.
Tenten Flipped it and caught it. That's when Everything glowed purple. Then the room seemed to melt. It melted and Neji, Tenten, and Lee shrunk a bit, and Their eyes became bigger along with their heads. They became Chibis with thicker lines. When they stopped and the room stopped melting, they were in the middle of a kindergarten classroom. They blinked and then noticed…they had no fingers.
"Wow! We look like the Powerpuff Girls!" Lee shouted while jumping up and down while waving his arms. That's when Lee had a sudden realization, they were in the Powerpuff girl's TV show. Lee looked around excitedly and saw the girls. Neji and Tenten still wondered why they didn't look like townsfolk, but looked like the girls instead. Bubbles rushed over to Lee who rushed over to her.
"Wow! Bubbles! You are my Favorite!" Lee said jumping up and down. Bubbles began jumping too.
"Oh wow! I love your eye brows! They're so Bushy and look like they might Keep your forehead nice and toasty!" She shouted. Bubbles and Lee started a big conversation about squirrels.
"Losers." Neji and Buttercups said in unison. They glanced towards each other and smirked. Tenten and Blossom sighed. Blossom grabbed Bubbles and grabbed Buttercup and told them to settle till they found out more about these guys. Tenten Smacked Lee and yanked Neji by the collar and told them to watch it.
"Come on girls! I mean, what do we know about these guys? It's weird enough that they look like us!" By the way, the classmates passed out the second they realized their was another Bubbles.
"He likes squirrels, and spicy foods, and working hard, and-" Buttercups slapped a hand over Bubble's mouth. She could have gone on for a while.
"He thinks Bubbles is annoying, he's on my good list. And that one girl acts like you. I think." While the girl's talked the ninja's talked too.
"They're the POWERPUFFS!" Lee said. He was even amazed at the similarities between the teams. Blossom who was like Tenten, and likewise the oldest. Buttercups was like Neji and the second born, and Bubbles was like Lee and likewise youngest.
"Yes, they are the girls, but remember, as soon as this coin turns purple," Tenten said while pointing to the coin which already had a bit of purple. Neji and Lee groaned. Which was odd because they groaned for the same reason which has never happened before in the history of before. The worried that the apocalypse may begin at any second. That's when the Powerpuff hotline rang. Blossom rushed over and answered.
"The Mayor needs us now!" She shouted.
"CAN WE COME!? We are Ninja! We have cool powers to help you!" Lee asked. Bubbles and Lee threw themselves at Blossom's feet and began begging.
Inner Lee: Damn it ya pink bitch! I wanna go! I'll probably go anyways so it really doesn't matter! (A/N: Inner Lee has a really bad mouth doesn't he?)
"Uhg, Fine! Just come on! It could be an emergency!" She shouted. Tenten cheered.
"He probably just can't get that pickle jar open." Buttercup said.
"Or worse." Neji mumbled. The Ninjas Ran out the door as the girls flew. The Powerpuffs were surprised to see they could run as fast as they flew. They all jumped into the mayor's office as The coin on Tenten's neck was Half purple.
"What's the problem Mayor!?" They 6 kids demanded. Neji, Lee, and Tenten looked to Mrs. Bellum to finally see her face.
"SHE LOOKS LIKE INO!" Neji screamed.
"If she had red hair." Tenten complained.
"Heh, She is pretty." Lee said.
"Girls…who are they?" He asked turning to them. Lee was drooling, Neji was staring at Tenten, Tenten was waiting for the mayor to talk.
"Friends, now, about why you called?" Blossom asked. Bubbles and Lee had the same Happy look.
"A big red guy is Terrorizing citizens!" The kids gasped.
"HIM!" The girls looked to the ninja.
"You know him?"
"Yes! He only your most feared enemy!" Lee shouted.
"And totally a transsexual" Neji said. Tenten punched his shoulder. She lived by the 'hurt the ones you love', except for Lee, she hit him for the satisfying smack sound. Inner author: no one hits Lee except me! Sorry about that outburst.
"Let's go!" They ran/flied to where they needed to go. Which they some how knew even though no one told them where to go.
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"Stop HIM!" They closed in on the bad dude. He/she (I really have no idea even though their name is him), stared to the 6.
"Ah! Girls, and the three little shinobi!"
"How does he know us!?" Lee cried.
"Why, I know everything about everything Lee!" Lee screamed bloody murder. Killing Tenten's ear. They then got into an FCC troubled fight featuring punching, kicking, and violence. Which inner Rock Lee enjoyed. This ended…
"Ouchies." Neji mumbled Lee was thrown on top of him. Tenten was under Neji and the girls were worn out. They fell.
"I-I have an idea." Lee coughed. The others listened, Lee stood up. He grabbed two sticks off the ground and held them in the shape of a cross.
"THE POWER OF YOUTH COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF YOUTH COMPELSS YOU!" Neji and Tenten smacked their face. They thought it was idiotic. Seeing as how he said the wrong words. But…But….
"NO! I'M ALLERGIC TO YOUTH! And crosses!" Him slithered away into the darkness of his lair. The kids stood up and stared at a smiling Lee.
"And you guys said there was no Power of Youth! See? Gai Sensei is ALWAYS right!" Lee attempted the nice guy pose, then remembered he had no thumbs and began to tear up.
"Hey, you know are names, but we don't know the names of the people who helped us." Blossom said, the girls turned to the Three.
"I'm Tenten Rhuna!" (A/N: I'm borrowing her last name from you Kannika! You're allowed to borrow anything from me KANNIKA.)
"I'm Neji Hyuga." Neji flipped his hair. Inner Tenten: Damn dat was HOTT!
"And I am Rock Lee!" Lee smiled for bubbles who blushed and giggled. Tenten then noticed the coin was completely purple.
"Looks like we best be going." They all groaned. Lee walked up to Bubbles and the two hugged with a sunrise and splashing water in the background. Neji and Buttercup high fived, and Blossom and Tenten nodded to one another. Lee and Neji Held onto Tenten's arms and She flipped the coin. The girls and room melted around the ninja. As The girls saw their new friends leave, a tear rolled down Bubbles face.
"He was so cute!"
That's it for the first chapter, it was not supposed to be this long originally, but whatever. I think it's kind of cool. And am I the only one to notice those similarities between the Powerpuff Girls and Team Gai? It just came to me! NEXT TIME! Team Gai meets South Park! Scared yet? Review and smile! FOR THE POWER OF YOUTH COMPELS YOU! To review! ;3