Murphy's Law

Chapter 1: What The Hell?!

An all new story be me, Archsage Soren

Archsage Soren: Yes, this is another Gundam Wing story. This is a crossover, but if I tell you too much it will ruin the surprise you are supposed to feel this chapter. In fact, if I tell you almost anything it will ruin it. Learn as you go along, and sorry to do this to you, it feels... unprofessional. The title is a reference to Murphy's Law itself; whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Heero: I have put up with 2 other stories with me in it by you, can't you leave me be awhile. I already have almost NO free time.

Archsage Soren: Whatever, but you should enjoy this one, I know you enjoy being in Death Wing.

Heero: True. I'll give the disclaimer now. The Author owns nothing. If you don't understand that applies to ALL fanfiction writers than you are a dumb ass Baka.

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Heero's mind was racing. He was just about to Self Destruct to stop Libra no more than half an hour ago when Zechs saved him from having to use that option. Now he just fully finished of Libra's section A with his Buster Rifle. He felt incredible, he had just achieved the peace that he was trained to bring. It was hard to believe it was true, it was hard to take it all in. "Mission Complete." he announced.

When they came back to Earth, Heero left his Gundam with Howard to be repaired. The other pilots had theirs there to be fixed as well. The pilots waited with Relena, Une, and Noin in the restaurant near where the repairs were taking place.

"When we declare this peace Relena, it has been decided by everyone except me that all 5 of us pilots should be there, in our Gundams, still armed. Personally, I think that the presence of arms would be a tad foolish." Heero said.

"No, you are the real heroes, no pun intended. If you and your Gundams are NOT there, the people will believe that the new peace is not supported by the Gundams, and will not trust us." Relena argued.

"If you and everyone else think so, then I suppose I will go along with it." Heero sighed in defeat. "I just feel like I shouldn't for some reason, I get an ominous feeling when I think what will go on when we tell Earth they are saved from Libra."

"Lighten up, Heero; my man! We won, Earth is safe, and now us Gundam pilots can finally be thanked for our efforts without being anonymous! Now we install a peaceful governing of Earth, so really everything is perfect." Duo ranted cheerfully. "You're just nervous because you can't quite grasp all we have done yet. It will set in soon, and that nervousness will disappear!"

"I can only hope you are right, Duo." Heero muttered.

Eventually Howard came out and said that the Gundams were ready to be shown to the public. The pilots went to their respective suits and prepared for the conference. They would be honored as war heroes, thanked publicly, not have to hide their identity anymore, and be pardoned for any crimes they might have committed trying to save Earth (A.K.A Destroying property, exploding military bases, faking identity, etc.). They quickly arrived on site, and at first everything was going good. Heero and the others were about to leave their suits and be introduced tot he public, when something odd happened. The Earth shook a bit, Heero was tossed around in his suit and felt a bit sick to his stomach. Then he realized only the Gundams were being affected. His vision was blurring, and he passed out. This was the same thing that happened to Duo, Wu-Fei, Trowa, and Quatre at the same time.

"What...happened?" Heero asked groggily, thirty minutes later.

"I.. am not sure..." Quatre responded from his suit, equally groggy.

"Beats the living hell outta me." Duo added unhelpfully.

"This is SO wrong. It is probably Maxwell's fault!" Wu-Fei raged

"I don't think we are in Kansas anymore guys." Trowa added.

"Really? What gave you THAT idea?" Duo asked sarcastically.

Trowa, being Trowa, had to actually answer because it was relevant information. "For starters, there is a green mobile suit of the likes I have never seen, some flag for an organization we have no record of, our GPS function is totally shot, I can't radio anyone we know but you guys..." Trowa went on.

"We get it." Heero interrupted. "Now lets have our Gundams record some info from over there. Sound and Video." The pilots moved their suits just a bit closer and watched. This green suit, called an Enact, was not to bad a suit.

Suddenly, a new suit came in that had pretty good looking capabilities. The radio contact between the Gundams were damaged, but not entirely shut down. However, they knew it was enough to kill any other radio system. It completely decimated the green suit in one on one combat, leaving the pilot alive, the suit an inoperable mess. Then Heero and the others were truly confused. On a small part of this new units head was imprinted the word "Gundam." Then this new "Gundam" left without a word, as if it hadn't came here to fight at all.

"Thank you for using Hell to cloak us, Duo. I feel we don't want our presence known to this world yet." Heero reasoned. "The Zero system agrees with me. Speaking of the Zero system, I had Howard put in Zero system capabilities to your Gundams as well, guys. Type in ZERO to activate it if the need arises."

"You should hope we never join opposite sides, Yuy. Now that I have that Zero system, my suit and I are unstoppable." Wu-Fei bragged.

"Whatever Wu-Fei. The point is not for combat enhancement, though it can be used that way. I figured that Zero is the best thing we have for strategy and planning. If you guys are alone, you can now operate the ultimate strategist that is the Zero system on your own. I don't think we will need to use the Zero system in battle, even the GUNDAM of this world has weak armor material. Our gundanium armor is over twice as strong as every other suit in this world and or universe." Heero informed.

"Whats the plan the, general Yuy?" Duo asked comically, then broke out with laughter. "Sorry, that was a serious question actually, but I couldn't resist cracking a joke."

"We gather information and wait, and maybe eventually choose sides." Heero instructed. "If what we saw is any indication of the rest of the world, this place has not achieved peace. Also, there are at least two factions competing for power, and eventually world dominance, as well as at least one Gundam. So far we have heard of the Union, and the AEU. During what happened, I did not hear what the AEU stood for, nor did I learn the location of any of these world powers. It appears that the Gundam we just saw is not on good terms with the AEU."

"It may not be of much use, but the so-called 'Union' apparently has a unit called the Flag, and that the Enact, the green suit we saw, is extremely similar to it. The Enact is made by the AEU, and is their newest unit. Also, these people rely on solar power over fossil fuel or our reactors that we use; however, solar power was just now used by the AEU without direct charging from a power source on the Enact. Apparently the Flag, which came first and is owned by the Union, also has this capability." Quatre reported.

"I am sure that is all useful, it is more data added to Zero to help it show us the Future. I think we should hide our Gundams and start gathering information from T.V.'s, Radios, and any other source we can find. Also we should see if our currency is compatible with this world." Heero suggested.

"If it is then I am sure what I brought in my wallet will sustain us for awhile if we spend wisely." Quatre assured.

"Really, how much do you have?" Trowa asked.

"15,000 dollars. I use all my pockets for wallets." Quatre answered.

"Okay then, earning some money for food and finding a place to stay are our number 1 priorities, gathering information is priority number 2." Wu-Fei decided, trying to not let Heero have complete power of the group.

"Yeah, bu priority number 3 is finding out the drinking age law!" Duo joked.

"For once I am taking Maxwell seriously AND agreeing with him, because some Sake would be like a slice of heaven right now." Wu-Fei said.

"I think we could all use a drink after the unsettling experience of changing worlds and or universes or time lines or whatever it was that happened; drinking age law be damned!" Trowa exclaimed, shocking the other pilots with his sudden outburst of swearing and supporting illegal activities. They all assumed he was one of the "Good Boys" like Quatre.

"I could go for a champagne myself, actually." Quatre added.

"Hn. Then its settled, get a job, get a place, get some info, and get some beers. Let's get going!" Heero ordered.

"Why is Heero leader?" Wu-Fei asked, clearly pissed off.

"Because he is the best with the Zero system, and the most rational thinker, he almost never has or shows emotion, let alone have his thinking affected by it. You Wu-Fei, however, are constantly pissed off and arrogant, not good traits for a leader, especially when we have no clue about ANYTHING that is going on in this world." Duo explained.

"Lets just walk to the nearest town, it's less than a mile away." Trowa said, breaking up what was sure to become a fight.

"Hey, so Heero is 5 star general, I think Trowa should at least be Major! And me, I'm an Ace, maybe a sergeant too." Duo half joked again.

"Hn. Trowa is the best choice to lead if I am not helpful. Duo, you are not serious enough, Quatre, you're still nowhere near comfortable with Zero and too easily swayed by morals, and Wu-Fei, you are too affected by anger and arrogance. I think Trowa has the best chance to surpass me with Zero, but you guys will easily be lost to Zero's power without everyone else helping you. Quatre, you need to get over your fear of it, Duo, you will have to be more serious than you have ever been while using it, and Wu-Fei, Zero will play your anger and arrogance against you, if you use Zero you need to compose yourself better." Heero observed.

"I can be serious, I am the God of Death. Heero, I think you of all people know that my foolishness is a facade. I can be as serious as necessary" Duo assured.

"Well, were at the city; thanks for distracting us on the trip Duo." Trowa thanked.

"No problem." replied Duo. "However, if I was alone I would have listened to my iPod UberVideo."

"Why do you have that old generation piece of junk?" Wu-Fei asked smugly

"Because it is the coolest one ever made, and has the best screen size and resolution. All the new iPods are too small for good video watching." Duo answered.

"Cut it out guys. Duo, make sure it still works. We might need to sell it at one point, and we can tune its radio to one of this worlds news stations if we are lucky."

"Okay." was all Duo said before he got it out, and quickly set it to a news station. "Eureka! Here, we got the news now."

"This is channel 14 news, your news first! This just in; it appears that during an AEU military demonstration of their newest Mobile Suit, an unidentified Mobile Suit appeared, truncated the AEU's newest Mobile Suit, and left. Its presence cut down radio, cell phone, and all other forms of communication until it left. According to an eyewitness desiring anonymity, on part of the unidentified Mobile Suits head was the word "Gundam." If anyone has any information about the word Gundam or the attack, please call us at 1-800 Seven Sevens. That's 1-800-777-7777In other news..." After that, Duo turned off his iPod.

"It seems the news knows almost nothing about the Gundam either, so that was its first appearance to the public." Heero noted.

"Right. Which REALLY means we are no better off." Wu-Fei complained.

"Not true, we now know that with Duo's iPod we can get radio reception and visual footage as well." Trowa corrected.

"Also, that tag on the T.V on display we just passed is a dollar sign; meaning my cash is compatible with this world." Quatre added.

"Then let's find a place to rent." Heero said.

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Archsage Soren: Well, enjoy it? If you STILL don't know what I have mixed with Gundam Wing, you are clearly behind in your Gundam watching. The other show is Gundam 00 (I believe it is pronounced Double O, or so I have read. Not released in America yet to my knowledge, which is NORMALLY how I figure out how to pronounce shows names.)

Setsuna: Meaning I am in this story, letting everyone see how similar Heero and I are.

Heero: Except my Gundam is better, and I am a better pilot.

Archsage Soren: Next chapter takes place the same day, and (While I have to double check) I believe that one more Gundam intervention happens that day, and the man behind the Gundam reveals himself and his organization, as well as his motives and plans for the world. For the G-boys, finding a place to rent is to come, as well as (Maybe) looking for part time work.