A.N Here's the last chapter finally! I have a poll up in my profile on whether or not I should continue or do a side story please vote and let me Know. I will do at least one side story because of a request I was given depending on how well people like it I might do more.
Also only the first two ideas are mine the rest go to my new friend and muse.
81. If Eros agrees run and tell Zeus that Apollo is trying to steal his wives love away.
82. Convince him there's going to be a party in his honor and that Persephone is hosting it and then tell Hades Apollo is flirting like crazy with Persephone.
83. Get all women to get naked in front of Apollo and say they hate him and the 1 gazillion reasons why.
84. Make Hyakinthos and the ghosts of Apollo's dead lovers haunt him for eternity.
85. Tell Apollo that she respects him and wants to be exactly like him while messing it all up.
86. Make Apollo teach a really bad hunter how to shoot an arrow.
87. Read Apollo's diary OR Make him write a diary and read it after 2000 years.
88. Convince Apollo that one of the other gods wants a really bad illness in order to avoid work for eternity and not do anything if they want a cure.
89. Make everyone pretend that Apollo doesn't exist for a millenium or two. (I give credit for this to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules by Jeff Kinney)
90. Set Apollo on a blind date with Zeus while Apollo is in the form of Aphrodite.
91. Make Apollo one of the judges on American Idol and convince (there's a lot of convincing) all the contestants to sing badly, ask him a lot of questions, and tell him that they think Artemis is better.
92: Ask Apollo about every embarressing moment in his life. He'll have to tell the truth.
93. Ask Apollo to help buy lingerie for the Hunters because you're on a special errand.
94. Repeat cliched sentences from poetry in Apollo's face.
95. Trick Apollo into thinking he slept with either Artemis, an ugly creature, or a Hunter.
96. Convince the Olympians to act strangely in front of Apollo.
97. Tell Apollo that his chariot is broken and won't be fixed for 200000 years.
98. Travel in time to bring Apollo to Woodstock in 1969. And make him watch it for eternity over and over.
99. Make Apollo listen to the songs from Atlantica in Kingdom Hearts 2.
100!! FORCE APOLLO TO LISTEN TO EVERY SINGLE SONG WRITTEN IN EVERY SINGLE DISNEY (YES THAT INCLUDES DISNEY CHANNEL) MOVIE WHILE ALSO LISTENING TO EVERY PRETTY WOMAN RANT ON HIS STUPIDITY WHILE READING THIS, GETTING DRUNK, GETTING SHOT BY ARROWS, WATCHING HOW THE NUMBERS ON THE NUMBER OF THE PEOPLE READING THIS GROWS ALL IN A STRAIT JACKET!!
No offense to anyone that doesn't like any of this.