I don't really post my stories here... but then, I am currently bored and a little curious how it would feel to post a story... p

Uchiha Sasuke- the smartest, richest and most handsome guy in the whole of Konoha. All of the girls, and even some guys, in school literally worship him. Not minding his cold and hell-yeah-I'm-the-coolest-and-hottest-guy-so-worship-me demeanor, he is practically the epitome of perfection here on earth.

Well, at least that was the case before a guy named Sai moved into their village and school.

Sai- a guy as smart, as rich, and as handsome as Sasuke.

Everyone was so surprised and amazed that someone who is Sasuke's equal in almost every aspect exists in this world. The two have so much in common that people are having suspicions that they may be related to one another. Some are even suggesting that the two are twins possibly separated at birth, since they also look awfully alike.

Now, Sasuke could really care less about the new guy. He also didn't mind that half of his fan club members suddenly decided to leave the oh-so popular 'Sasuke fans club' and created a 'Sai fans club'. Sasuke was actually kind of grateful because now, he'd only have half of those annoying and persistent people bothering and obsessing on him. But then, one day, Sai went and did something that what we could say as the stupidest of the stupidest things to do in Konoha.

He approached Uzumaki Naruto and proposed that they start dating.

Now why is that a stupid thing to do, you ask?

Well, that is simply because Uchiha Sasuke had long labeled the cute blonde Uzumaki Naruto as his . Practically everyone in Konoha knows this fact and respects Naruto as certified Uchiha Sasuke property. Although said cute blonde is the only one oblivious to all of it, Sasuke had absolutely made clear to everybody that Naruto belongs to him, and him alone. yes, girls still chase after Sasuke even after realizing that fact… since the blonde has yet to notice and understand Sasuke's deep affection for him, they let themselves hope that they still have a chance with Sasuke… dream on girls!! that also goes for some of the fanboys… dream on boys!!

Anyways, you might be wondering how the hell Sasuke managed to proclaim his 'ownership' on Naruto to the whole of Konoha. Well my friends, it's very simple.

Sasuke slips a 'nice little letter' inside the locker of anybody trying to woo or getting too close to his sweet, little Naru-chan describing how he plans to torture and kill them if they don't leave his Naruto alone. After giving about three or four death threats, the news spread like fire that Naruto is off-limits .

Yup, Uchiha Sasuke is indeed really, truly, totally, absolutely in love with Uzumaki Naruto. Although, some people refer to it as more of an obsession, than love.

So now, that everything has been properly explained, Sai-pervert better prepare his grave and the things he would like to be written in his tomb stone. Because surely, Sasuke will not let his insolence go unpunished…