I can't tell you all how many times I've tried to write chapter 5 and I just couldn't seem to get it right, so I got fed up, gorged myself on yaoi until I read pretty much EVERYTHING lol (true story) then I had to have a break. Then I kinda forgot about the story (don't kill me please!) and tried writing some other things, nothing that's been posted but, it's all in notebooks. Then I started playing World of Warcraft again, got sick and had to go to the hospital last year, just started reading and writing again (and playing WoW too lol) and my friend asked for my account name so he could check out my profile which got me thinking again about BitR and now I'm going to try finishing it, (then I started playing Sims 3 (Yay mpreg!) and Rift) I humbly apologize to all my readers! Hopefully I can meld back in without making the story come out weird sounding from such a long break!

Thanks to all my reviewers for reviewing! I'd of written replies to the following but I was afraid I'd write more replies than actual story! So a big thank you to all!

darkangel0789, PyroD, carms-lian0592, evildarklore, Sayomi-hime, supersayian7, MSYOU, mittensx7768, Target23, blackcat137, living laughing dead, simiashslittledemon, Nozomu, melissaaax3, CrazyLady#1, AmoraPyra, SerinSykes, Eovin, InsaneFanGirl, did6, MahinaMura13, Dragonstar94, anymous, LCA16529, Ivy Moonlit Rose, XxTaintedxDaggerxX, Hiroku the Baku, Kathie-Rin, Luckout22, sabaku-uzumaki-no-maya-chan, sousie and afallenheart.

nako-nako – I guess there is a slight chance that Azami could be with Itachi in the future, we'll see how we go, it's been like 2 and a half years since I've written anything and I'm trying to get back into the swing of things lol.

BonneNuit – He is isn't he? I just re-read my story and was all, Aww! How the hell did I come up with this? Then I remembered I so wanted to do a truthful self-insert. ^_^

Love Psycho – Please don't slaughter me! ...Can I still has cake? O_O

deans-sexy-alter-ego – I haven't found any sweet Chibi!Gaara fics either, though there are a few HP Xovers with sweet Harry!Chibi with Ebil!Gaara!Chibi ;). I don't remember if I replied to your query about a beta or not, I don't actually have one, nor did I all those years ago. Sorry to see that you stopped writing around the same time as me :(

goldchild – Gaara isn't going to have the same personality as the manga/anime when he grows up, he'll still be the silent type but he'll talk more, and won't be all I'm going to murder you in your sleep well, unless they threaten his precious Naru-chan ;)

Nikari87 – I apologize sincerely for the long wait! I wasn't much of a Sky High fan either, but I do enjoy Warren Peace ;P. I love those stories where it makes you sit up and almost squee out loud. Then you have to glance around to make sure no one heard you just in case you DID squee out loud haha.

Zaidee – Should I be printing this out and sending it to a mental institution? :P

XxMichiixX – Definitely need more Zabuza love! Not enough of him to go around. I know how uncommon it is to find non-mary-sue OCs, I've almost given up on any het fics though there are some good ones (A Black Comedy) a HP fic but its het, no main OCs.

The Phan Ghost – Tehe, you made me giggle, hopefully you enjoy this chapter and I don't murder it ^_^.

Talentless Freak – Ahh, thanks for pointing that out tehe, I haven't seen it in ages, should probably brush up :O. Maybe it can be something he needs to learn when he is older so his body doesn't strain itself now. Yeah I was reading through my story going, huh, okay, hang on, and basically criticizing myself over my spelling and grammar, I've turned into a bit of a grammar/spelling Nazi lately though I just got a new keyboard and its very different. Hopefully it will be all better now!

Phoenix Firestorm – I always cried when I saw the Wave Arc :( I'll be sure to set a warning about any yaoi scenes and maybe a marker too ^_^

Okay that was a whole page used! Lol! Now then, on with the story and lets see how I go :)

Disclaimer – I do not own Naruto, but I do own a Rock Lee key-chain (thumbs up)

Azami is MINE

WARNING This story contains Yaoi (Male X Male), Course Language, Yuri (Female X Female) and Sexual Themes.

RECAP

Gaara was excited as Azami showed him how to feed Naru-chan, watching as the baby suckled away happily while looking into Gaara's teal eyes.

Using her powers over water, because she didn't want to burn anything and she hadn't any hands free. Azami made the liquid pick up the camera she had left to the right of her before taking lots of pictures.

Her photo album was going to be very full she thought happily.

Chapter 5

The Return of ...

Iruka was scared, no wait, let me rephrase that, ninjas don't get scared! He was just creeped out, honestly, although to the highest degree possible. Not only could he swear was someone stalking him but he kept finding gifts on his doorstep every few days. Now this would be okay if they were your everyday love letters and presents, but they weren't.

The chunin swore up and down that the letters were carbon copies of explicit material from the Icha Icha series with his name and this, Inu-kun's replacing the main characters. Though if anyone asks how exactly he knows this, vehement denials of ever touching that orange porn book will spew from his lips. The 'gifts' weren't much better, blushes of utter embarrassment would decorate the brunette's face for hours, unknowingly encouraging his wayward admirer.

So far he had been given three boxes of large condoms, two orange and one pineapple scented lube, Iruka was highly curious as to where they found pineapple lube, of course the blush he acquired after thinking that didn't disappear all day. A nurses outfit complete with thermometer 'do they really come in that size?', a stethoscope 'is it meant to vibrate?' and a paddle 'just not going to even go there'.

Now as I was saying, Iruka could tell someone had been stalking him, his instincts were going haywire, he couldn't sleep properly, and this strange half dead bush seemed to be appearing almost everywhere he went. By the time he'd finally decided that enough was enough and that he was going to give that damned bush a piece of his mind, he found himself beaten to the punch, so to speak.

As at that moment with inhumanly childish glee both Azami and Itachi completed a very familiar set of hand signs while in-canting "katon no jutsu!" in sync. 'How did she convince him do something so out of character?' Iruka wondered as he heard a pig like squeal when the bush went up in flames. He couldn't help but be concerned though when Azami flinched at the sight of the fire and completely forgot about his stalkers near singed state, remembering when the Hokage told him about how he found the young girl and what she had said.

Of course then he saw the tell tale gray hair that was not just turned sooty from the flames like he'd first thought, emerge from behind a tree and try to walk off inconspicuously. Hall hath no fury like a woman scorned who hath no fury like Iruka embarrassed and at his wits end.

All those sleepless nights, all those times where he scoured his bathroom for camera's and listening devices, all those times where he didn't feel safe changing in his own home. It all bubbled over and Iruka saw red. With precise movements he reached into his back pouch and pulled out a weak exploding tag attached to a senbon. Eying the small flap of orange that could be seen sticking out of the infamous copy-nin's pocket Iruka activated the slip of paper, took aim and let the needle fly.

Please spare me the sticks and stones for such a minuscule chapter, I think I might cry on my own anyway :'(

I apologize profusely again! I wrote this like months ago and I just haven't been able to continue. I've realized I either have to sit down and watch the whole Naruto anime from start to finish, or just fudge details as I go along or completely re-write the Naruto plot line into a very alternate universe... Maybe even pick up all the characters, turn to my left and dump them into a high school set-up.

Idea's? Or help? Maybe someone who religiously knows the whole Naruto anime back to front is willing to help otherwise? Hehe, heh, hehhhhhhhhh... _

The Cowardly Lio-err, Psychotic-Sprite.

KISSES AND HUGS TO ANY REVIEWERS I HAVEN'T MENTIONED!