BLEEP OUT NAME (HATORI) AND BLEEP OUT NAME (SOME OTHER PERSON TOHRU) GO TO STARWARS GANGSTA CAMP!! (BUM BUM BUM!!)
A/N: Wow...what has it been...two years? Maybe only one. Well, as you can see, I'm posting all the old and adding in some new. I really hope you guys like the new stuff and that you'll continue to read even though I dropped off the face of the Earth for a while. And for those who are wondering, yes, I am MyMindIsMyDarkSanctuary. I just wanted to start all over so I made a new account.
Disclaimer: I own…
Risa: Don't say Kyo!
Me: But I do!! You see, I have a cute little orange cat that I named Kyo. Anyways, I was going to say I own nothing.
Risa: Oops…
Me:Yeah. So, The idea of Star Wars Gangsta Camp came from listening to the Star Wars Gangsta Rap a ton of times…so…I owe the peeps who own the rap. Also, I don't own "God Must Hate Me". That song belongs to Simple Plan. So, let's begin.
Emma: Not without me you don't!
Risa: It all happened in that one place that everything in the Fruits Basket world happens!
Me: HEY!! THIS IS MY FIC!! Anyways, it all happened in a place not so far away because it all exist in my mind which is conveniently located in my head which is conveniently located attached to my neck…
Emma: What mind?
Me: NARUTO!!
Naruto: DIE EVIL LADY THAT OFFENDED AYUMI!!
Me: HA HA HA!!
Risa: How are you controlling him?!
Me: HIEI (scary music plays) isn't the only one with a Jagan eye!! (lifts ninja headband to show nothing.)
Emma: Yeah he is.
Me: SHUT UP OR I'LL BE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING EVIL!!
Emma & Risa: EEP!!
Me: Thank you! So…
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Hatori sat in his car, Kyo, Yuki, Haru, Tohru, and Momiji in the car also.
"So, so I won this thing that plays music that matches how you're feeling at the moment that you touch it!!" Momiji said excitedly, pointing to the machine on the dashboard
"That's nice…but I need to concentrate on the road. We have to find the street that leads to band camp." Hatori said.
"Ha! You're going to band camp!" Haru laughed.
"Don't laugh. Akito thought it would be best if you all went to some sort of camp, so you and Yuki are going to dance camp." Hatori said.
"WHAT?!" Yuki and Haru exploded.
"HA HA HA!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN BAND CAMP!!" Kyo had tears of mirth streaming down his face.
"Yeah!! But I know a secret!!" Momiji cried out, trying to get attention.
"Not now Momiji." Yuki sulked.
"But I heard Shigure laughing maniacally and-"
"Now it's important!! What did you hear Momi!?"
"Well, he signed Hatori and Tohru up for…" He paused to add drama.
"SPEAK DARN YOU!!" Kyo shouted.
"STAR WARS GANGSTA CAMP!!"
Hatori hit the brakes and his hand slammed onto the little machine sitting on the dashboard in shock.
"God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell
And I wanna go home"
"Wow, Hatori! You seem really upset!" Momiji said. Hatori's eyes were large and blank. His hand didn't move from the little machine.
"So what in the world am I supposed to do?
I never did anything to you
So can't you find something else to do?
God Must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God Must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
I wanna go home
(God must hate me)
You can't save me
God Must hate me now"
"Yeah. I think Hatori's upset." Haru said.
"He. Did. WHAT?!" Hatori shouted.
"Um…I'm seriously thinking about jumping out of this car."
"Kyo…it's not moving…" Momiji said quietly.
"I know that!" Kyo yelled.
"Then why would you jump?"
"Because that would be more fun." Momiji sweat dropped.
"Kyo, who supplies you with the crack you've been smoking?" Hatsuharu asked.
"Uotani. Who else?" Kyo replied.
"I wonder if she'll sell me some…" Haru said to himself as he began counting the money in his pocket.
Kyo's eyes widened. He had been joking completely…Haru wasn't…
"Um…what's a… 'gangsta'?" Tohru asked. They had all forgotten about her.
"Uo." Kyo said.
Tohru's brow furrowed in concentration. "I don't get it…"
"I thought you always say Uo is a yankee." Haru said.
"She's a Gangsta/yankee, oh, and Tohru, it's Gangsta, not gangsta." Kyo said.
"How do you know so much about gangstas, idiot cat?" Yuki asked.
Kyo laughed evilly. "School project."
For some reason, no one in the car believed him.
"I. Will. Kill. SHIGURE!!" Hatori shouted.
"Hatori, aren't doctors supposed to help people, not kill them?" Haru asked.
"Shigure isn't a person; he's an abomination!" Hatori was shaking with anger.
"Akito already said you can't kill him. At least, that's what I heard Shigure say he said." Momi said.
"Who was Shigure even talking to?"
"Ayame."
"Go figure."
"Well, I know just the way to torture Shigure to the fullest…" Hatori had an unusually evil gleam in his eyes.
All except Tohru leaned towards him eagerly.
"Gentleman Camp."
Everyone except Tohru grinned evilly (imagine Momi grinning evilly. He'd probably still look like an adorable teddy bear!) as they laughed maniacally.
"Um…I still don't know what a g… I mean, Gangsta is…" Tohru said as the car began moving again.
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A/N: REVIEW!! Yeah…this could kinda be considered a intro to the actual story. Please review or I'll send Hatori to Gangsta on ya and Naruto will go Ninja Gangsta on you!
NARUTO: BELIEVE IT!!
ME: AYUMI OUT!