Whee, 2nd fic posted on here!

Heh, I got kinda bored while Absolute-Anime-Otaku was making us some sandwiches (mmm, cheese 3) and let my mind wander, generating this.

Have fun with the first chapter, I'll start working on the second one tomorrow. On a side not, this has not been beta'd yet, because A-A-O is feeling sick at the moment, so she's not on the computer.

Disclaimer: I don't not own, will never own, and can not own Naruto. I want a Deidara plushie though. They are fun to hug, one of my guy friends has one.

Story contains crossdressing, shonen-ai (boyxboy), my insane perspective on innocent fairytales, and the Akatsuki in high school. If any of the things confuse, scare or offend you, feel free to turn back now. If your mind is exactly like mine, then keep on reading if you see fit.

Flames will be used to toast marshmallows. I love marshmallows... -steals some from Absolute-Anime-Otaku's pantry.-

The drama club of Konoha high school crowded around as Principal Tsunade walked steadily towards the bulletin board, to post up the results of the casting for that years production of Cinderella.

Everyones thoughts were buzzing with excitement, hoping that they each got the role they auditioned for.

Tsunade stepped backwards and smiled as she watched the students swarm the bulletin board.

"WHAT!?"

"How did..."

"Why am I a MOUSE?"

"Tobi's a good boy! Tobi gets to be the CAT!"

"Tobi, that's a bad thing."

"Tobi...Tobi's a bad boy?"

"Why am I CINDERELLA!?"

"Why are YOU Cinderella?"

"You look like a girl, that's why."

"SHUT UP, UN!"

"Why do I have to be Prince Charming...?"

"YOU'RE Prince Charming?"

"AHAHAHAHAAA!!"

Everyone turned as they heard maniacal laughter coming from the corner that their Principal had just gone around.

"Principal Tsunade's finally lost it..."

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After much grumbling (mostly on Deidara's part), the cast finally decided to go to practice.

"Do I have to wear a dress, un?"

"Unless you want to be Cinderella in raver clothes..."

The blonde's face brightened.

"NO, Deidara."

He proceeded to stick three of his tongues out and then skipped off to his friends.

The small group Deidara hung out with looked up as he came...for lack of a better word, charging at them.

"Duck." Itachi muttered.

Charging Deidara turned into flying Deidara.

Flying Deidara turned into sprawled on the floor in a heap Deidara.

"Ow...un..."

They walked over to him, Sasori and Itachi each grabbing an arm and pulling their clumsy friend to his feet, hoping he wouldn't pull them down with him.

"Ahhh, thanks, un."

No sooner had they stood up, when Tsunade called their group over so they could get their scripts. Tobi ran up to her, trying desperately to be helpful to his 'friends'. He came back and passed each person a script and sat down on a chair to read his own.

Deidara flipped lazily through his, gagging at the amount of overly girly stuff in it. Then he saw a certain page. Leaning over slightly to look at the page Sasori was on, he grinned and leaned a little further so he could whisper to his friend.

"Flip the page, un."

"What?"

"Just flip the page, there's something on it, un."

Sasori sighed in annoyance and proceeded to turn the page, skimming across it, muttering the words.

"...Charming, walks over to Cinde...Wow, this is cliché..."

"Just keep reading, you're almost there, un."

"Pulls her close, leans in to...WHAT!?"

Everyone in Sasoris general vicinity jumped at his outburst.

"Tsunade!!"

"No need to yell, Sasori, I am right here."

"Good, you can tell me quicker then. WHY do I have to kiss HIM!?" he burst out, pointing at Deidara, who looked offended.

"What's wrong with kissing me, un?"

"What's wrong with our Principal, is what I'd like to know! Tsunade, did you honestly think that the parents in the audience wouldn't object to two guys kissing in front of them when you were picking our parts?"

"Well, Deidara looks enough like a girl, I'm sure it'll be fine."
"HEY, un!! WHO looks like a girl, un!?"

Sasori smirked and looked over at his scowling friend.

"You, my dear Cindeirella..."

Deidaras scream of outrage echoed through the hallway, and everyones eardrums, for the next week.

Sorry for it being so short, but I needed something to start the fic off with.

Now, feel free to press that nice periwinkelish-purple button and review 3

-runs off to write the next chapter-