V-chan - HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily - You look rather hyper today.
V-chan - Of course! Why wouldn't I be?
Emily - Never mind.
V-chan - Whatever. Anyway, SOMEONE DO THE DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Komui - OOOH! MEEE!
Emily - Sure!
Komui - Yay! These two don't own D. Gray-man. If they did, the Order would be half-demolished every week, and I would have fellow idiot/crazy geniuses to work with!.
V-chan - HELL YEAH!
Emily - Let's get on with the chapter!

Guest Starring: azeroth5!

It was a sad time for the DGM captives. They had all assumed they could leave the other day, only to find their hopes crushed by their kidnappers.

All of a sudden, a loud announcement sounded throughout the dimension they were trapped. The voice was recognized as Emily's. And so, everyone rushed into the lounge, where they found the two girls, and a stranger.

The new man was six foot tall, and had brown hair in a military style haircut. He looked British, and wore camouflage jeans and a black t-shirt that had a hood. He also had a katana strapped to his back.

"Hi Guys!" The girls chirped. "Please, welcome ANOTHER questioner, who gave us so many questions, we just HAD to have him here." V-chan said. Emily picked up the monologue and said, "And so, we present to you, azeroth5, or as we call him Scythe!" And the two girls presented the newcomer.

"Wow. thanks guys! It's an honor to be here! And no, I will not go fanboy on anyone here." Scythe said, relieving the girls' fear.

And, much to their surprise, a spirit popped out from Scythe's body, like an akuma soul, saying, "Yeah! Nice to meet you all! Especially the infamous V-chan and Emily!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" several cast members asked.

"Is it an akuma?" Allen asked.

"No, I'm not an akuma. Baka!" the spirit said, before smacking Scythe in the head.

"You didn't tell them about me? Idiot!" he asked.

"Ow! Stupid. You usually never show up, so I saw no point in doing so." Scythe said. Lavi was briefly reminded of himself and Bookman.

"Anyway, I share a soul with this guy. His name is Argael. And he's not an akuma. He's a demon. More specifically, a Shadow creature." Scythe said, jabbing his hand in Argael's direction.

The -man cast just nodded their heads.

"Nice to meet you Argael!" V-chan and Emily said, smiling like the 20 idiots they are (It's true. We're idiots, or insane, take your pick).

"But how can he smack you on the head?" Lavi asked.

"Oh. I can only react with this idiot since we share the same body..............You idiot ! I swear this is one of the stupidest things you've ever done, besides go to that fighting tournament, get first place in it, and then go straight to ANOTHER tournament. Stupid fight loving idiot." Argael said, whapping Scythe's head, making Scythe fall on the floor.

"It's not my fault! It's their fault for being so weak!" Scythe whined.

Before the matter could get anymore out of hand, V-chan butted in.

"As amusing as this is, we should get on with the questions, or have you forgotten?"

Scythe blushed and said, "Oh yeah, I forgot." To which Argael whapped him up the head. Again.

Scythe coughed, got up and looked at everyone. The cast member thought they were all back at summer camp for orientation.... AGAIN.

"Okay, my first question is to Allen. Why hell are you so goddamned naive?"

Kanda smirked, it was nice to see a person who agreed with him about moyashi

"What do you mean?" Allen asked, making everyone sweatdrop.

"Wow. he's more naive in person." Sycthe said.

"I actually agree with you. How sad. The boy's naive about being naive." Argael said.

V-chan shook her head sadly.

"What a poor naive boy." she said, as Emily nodded in agreement. Kanda snorted, it wasn't that unexpected. Lavi was snickering behind his hand. Lenalee giggled. Cross was indifferent. Everyone else looked shocked that the boy was so naive.

Scythe coughed into his hand and said, "Okay. That was interesting. My second question to Allen is can you play any other songs on the piano besides the score?"

"Um, well, no. That's the only one I know. Before that I never really touched a piano. Well, barring the incident with that clown." Allen said, shaking his head slightly.

"Okay, another pointless answer." Scythe said.

"To a pointless question." Argael added.

"Hey!" Scythe pouted. "It wasn't the questions that were pointless, it was his answers!" Scythe defended himself.

"Okay, you have me there." Argael grudgingly admitted.

"All right! I was right and he was wrong for once!" Scythe said, pumping a fist into the air. Lavi was once again reminded of himself and Bookman.

"Anyhow, Lulubell, how was your life before you became a Noah, and do you like your family? And explain why!" Scythe asked.

"Before I was a Noah. Hm, I have forgotten what life was like before I became a Noah. I just remember it was cold. I am on a fine line between hating them and liking them. It depends upon the circumstance." Lulubell said.

"Okay. Do you hate Allen Walker?" Scythe asked.

"Yes." was Lulubell's quick and simple answer.

"Dude, I think we ALL knew the answer to that last question." Emily said. "No shit Sherlock." V-chan added.

"Baka! That was a dumb question!" Argael added, agree with the girls, and punching Scythe in the head.

"Ow! Dammit! I'm gonna end up with permanent lumps on my head soon. And I only asked that cuz I wanted to know her REAL opinion of him." Scythe said, rubbing his new bumps.

"Anyway's, Rhode, are you popular in school?" Scythe asked with no hesitation.

"Yup!" Rhode said, smiling like crazy. "Bet you her friends are akuma." V-chan whispered to Emily. She giggled and replied, "I think so."

"So why don't you have THEM do your homework?" Scythe asked.

"Because those kids might tell the teacher, although it's not like I care, and watching the twins and Tyki struggle with the stuff is fun!" Rhode explained. "I knew there was a reason why I liked her." V-chan muttered. "Yup." Emily agreed as she handed Rhode some Pocky.

"When and how did you seemingly become obsessed with Allen?" Scythe asked.

"Hm, I guess after the Rewinding Town incident with Miranda. As for how, cuz he's cute and seems powerful!" Rhode said cheerfully, while hugging an Allen plushie and munching on Emily's Pocky.

"She seems VERY obsessed." V-chan said. "Yeah, like us and our ideas for torture." Emily added.

"It seems so." Argael said. "You two and your torture ideas are to be feared, same as Rhode's obsession with Allen." Scythe said.

"So true." the almost-twins said, nodding their heads in agreement.

"So, if Allen became a Noah, would you marry him?" Scythe asked. Argael paid attention here. Hey! It was a good question, for once.

Cross and the Earl also paid attention. Cross because a girl was actually OBSESSED with his stupid apprentice, and the Earl so he could make sure Rhode was happy enough to stay loyal to him.

Rhode's squeal rang in their ears as she screamed, "YES!" at the top of her lungs.

An hour later, Allen was in fetal position twenty feet away from Rhode, and everyone else could still hear her yell, even though she'd stopped yelling ten minutes ago.

"Okaaaay. Now that we are all properly deaf." Scythe started, before being interrupted by a bunch of death glares.

"I gotta question for Kanda. Why are you such a jackass? Why do you call Allen beansprout, he ain't that short even though he's younger he is younger than you, since he could be your size if he was you age? Who do you respect people who are quiet or people who can dodge Mugen?" Scythe finished.

"Baka! Bad grammar!" Argael said, whapping Scythe. "Ow! So what?" Scythe said.

Kanda seethed. NOT. Good. Emily looked at the angry exorcist, seeing he was unhappy triggered a weird thought in her head and couldn't help but say it out loud.

"KANDA U SHOULD LEARN TO TAKE ANTI DEPRESSANTS THAT SHOULD HELP YOUR ANGER PROBLEMS"

"I act like a 'jackass' because I feel like it. Allen's short and skinny, so he looks like a beansprout. I doubt he'd be as tall as me in three years. I respect people who are quiet and don't bother me. Happy?" while glaring holes in Scythe's head.

"Expected answer to the the questions anyone?" V-chan asked.

"Yeah. Kinda expected that." Emily said. The two were now munching on sugar cookies with water and soda next to them.

"Hm, those answers were half expected. I was kinda thinking Kanda would respect Mugen dodgers though." Scythe said.

"But then he'd respect Lavi. And I believe that 'baka usagi' is not a very respectful term now is it?" Argael asked his other half, who shrugged his shoulders in response.

"Hey Lavi, do you respect Panda?" Scythe asked. Lavi perked at getting a questions. Before he could answer though, Argael kicked Scythe on the head so hard that Scythe fell on the floor in a heap.

"Respect elders idiot!" Argael said.

"Okay fine. Lavi, do you respect Bookman?" Scythe amended himself as he stood up.

"Kinda. I mean I respect him for knowing all this stuff most people don't know, but he's too obsessed with his hair." Lavi said.

"Ne, do you think Bookman is too obsessed with his hair nee-chan?" Emily asked V-chan.

"I dunno. Kinda. I think he's just getting old, and he doesn't wanna be bored." V-chan said. Emily giggled and said, "Maybe."

"Okay. Earl, are you the one writing the script or is someone else?" Scythe asked the portly man.

"Why, God has written it. I just enact it, like a director." the Earl said.

"Hm. Very true. God had decided everything. We are the actors, he is the writer and producer." Argael said, nodding his head sagely.

"Oh goody. It is nice to meet someone who knows what I'm talking about." the Earl said.

"HEY! What about us?" V-chan and Emily cried.

"I mean, someone who knows what I'm talking about and doesn't act like an idiot." the Earl corrected himself.

"........Meanie." the two girls pouted.

"Alright, now that the questions are done, time for my FAVORITE part. DARES! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Scythe cackled maniacally, before he was stopped by Argael with a hit on the head.

"Ow! Dammit fine. No more evil insane cackling due to torture of various anime characters. I GET IT!" Scythe yelled at Argael.

"Good." Argael said. Unfortunately, V-chan and Emily did not agree.

"WAHHH! I miss the evil insane cackling!" V-chan cried, with tears streaming down her face. Emily rubbed her nee-chan's back.

"It's okay. It'll be back later. Don't worry."

"Oh yeah!" V-chan said, and she brightened up, before saying, "ON WITH THE DARES! And nice cackling Scythe" and handing him Mugen.

"AWESOME! Can I keep it?" Scythe asked, before dodging Kanda, who jumped at the boy with his katana.

"GIVE IT BACK!" Kanda roared, before being tripped and tied up by an unknown force. Everyone stared at Emily.

"What, he was gonna hurt a guest." she said. Everyone shrugged and waited for Scythe's dares, which would probably screw themselves over.

"Alright! Allen, I got three dares for you. None of them you're gonna like. Shall I proceed?" he asked the 15-year old.

"Uh, sure. Go ahead." Allen replied, wondering what was going on and praying to God that he would get out of this alive.

"Good! Now first off, I dare you to tell Rhode you like her." Scythe whispered into the white-haired boy's ear.

"WHAT!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" Allen yelled. "Why, whatever gave you that impossibly correct idea?" Scythe asked with a grin.

"I like him! He has mastered the ways of sarcasm!" Emily yelled. V-chan nodded, waiting for the dare to proceed.

Allen sighed, because the longer he DIDN'T do the dare, the longer he'd be stuck there. Taking a deep breath and preparing to run, Allen said, "Rhode, I really like you!" before running to his room and barricading it with everything in his room.

Meanwhile, the largest shriek ever formed escaped from Rhode's mouth, causing everything glass in said room to be shattered.

The sound finally stopped after an hour.

"..................IS IT OVER?!" V-chan asked, with her ears still covered.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Emily yelled back.

"GODDAMN MOTHER-OW!!!!!!!" Scythe said, as Argael swatted the boy in the head.

"DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE YOU RETARD!" Argael yelled back.

Lenalee looked at the four people and made them lower their hands. "It's over." she said.

"Oh good. And Rhode, don't forget that you can't speak or touch Allen unless we say you can't." Emily said in a sing-song voice.

"And to make sure he isn't traumatized, yet again, we would like you to stay away from him." V-chan finished.

Allen finally came back inside, although Rhode had to be chained and bribed with candy to not glomp or touch, or speak to the poor guy.

"Sorry about that. I didn't know Rhode'd yell THAT loud." Scythe said.

'Asshole, he's not sad that I nearly get raped/glomped to death, but that she nearly kills our eardrums.' Allen thought while glaring at the boy.

"Anyway, my second dare to Allen is to tell Cross how you exactly feel about him. No lies. Got it?" Scythe said.

"Ooh! We'll help!" the two hyper, insane girls cried before they left the room.

Twenty minutes later, V-chan comes back with a lie detector, and Emily comes with aspirin.

After hooking up the lie detector, and making sure Cross is FAR away from Allen, Allen starts talking.

"How do I say this, he's a psychopathic, sadistic, drunk womanizer all in one freaking madman!" Allen said, fuming. The lie detector stayed green, meaning he was telling the truth.

Everyone was rather shocked. I mean, the kid spent like what, 5 years with him? And he calls him a madman? What's up with that dude?

"Seriously?" Scythe asked.

"Absolutely." Allen said.

"Y'know, I actually agree. hihi." Jadero said.

"Aa." David added. (Aa is Japanese for I agree, only more masculine)

Emily jumped up and gave Allen two pills.

"Here ya go Allen." she said. Allen looked at her quizzically.

"How'd you know I'd need this?" Emily smirked and said, "Hi-mi-tsu ne."

Cross just sat there, looking completely unpertrubed.

"You don't care that he thinks you're like that?" Argael asked, dumbfounded.

"Nope. Why, should I care?" Cross asked, eliciting sweatdrops from the adults, or those over 18.

"Ooookay. That one was odd. Anyway, Allen, I DARE YOU TO BE V-CHAN AND EMILY'S SERVANT UNTIL THEY DECIDE TO LET YOU GO, AND YOU MUST DO EVERYTHING THEY TELL YOU TO DO!!!!!" Scythe said, near cackling at the end.

Pitiful glances were tossed Allen's way. 'The boy is doomed.' everyone thought.

Allen was shaking. V-chan and Emilyhowever, were rubbing their hands together and cackling like only mad scientists can.

"Good Lord. Have mercy." Allen said.

"YAY! WE GET A SERVANT!" the girls sang.

"Ne Allen, go and make us some sushi please." Emily said.

"Hai." Allen said in a dejected tone, before going to grab sushi. After about ten minutes, Allen came back with unagi and anago.

"YAY!" The girls cheered. V-chan took a bite and said, "That's all for now."

Once Allen sat down, Scythe said, "Lulubell, I DARE YOU TO PET A DOG!"

At her shocked, disbelieving expression, Argael said, "Y'know, this might be one of your best ideas yet." Scythe beamed, until Argael finished by saying, "To bad it was on this, because now you've exceed your monthly quotum of one good idea per month."

"Hey!" Scythe said.

A dog magically appeared. It had giant, sharp teeth and a leather collar with spikes on it (think Cerberus from Eyeshield 21).

"Emily, where'd you get Cerberus?" V-chan asked her rather insane friend.

"I found him on the street before I came here!" Emilysaid.

Lulubell walked up to him, and touched him with a finger. Unfortunately, Cerberus chose to chase her, because she smelled like a cat. She immediately changed into a cat and ran into her room. Cerberus could not get in, but kept trying, until Emily called him back.

Emily picked him up, "Cerberus, you can go and chase her later. Just go back to your cage. There's giant steak in there."

As soon as Emily said 'steak', Cerberus ran out of the room like a bullet. After about half an hour of coaxing, Lulubell came out of her room death-glaring at Scythe, who was pointedly looking the other way.

"Ahem. Now that that little episode is over with, Kanda I got a dare for you." Scythe said.

"Che. Bring it." Kanda said. 'Nothing that little punk can think of can be that bad.' he thought.

"I dare you to give Mugen to someone for an hour!" Scythe said grinning. Argael grinned as well.

"An excellent idea. Who are you and what have you done to the idiot that is my host?". Scythe pouted a bit.

"Hey! I do have good ideas every now and then!"

"Sure you do." came the reply.

Kanda meanwhile, had a VERY mad face. He hadn't even touched it since the stupid dares started!

Scythe finally composed himself.

"Lavi, use this one hour wisely." and handed Mugen to Lavi.

Lavi looked as if God had given him the answers to all the questions in his head.

"OH MY GOD! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. Luckily, it was NO WHERE near the level of loudness that was Rhode's squeal, but it was loud enough to wake up dead.

A spirit rose from the floor and yelled, "Hey! Tell the stupid red-head to shut the hell up! It's bad enough that those evil children enhanced my hearing to 300 times that of normal people!"

"Hi George!" said evil little girls yelled. "DID YOU MISS US!?" Emily screamed "YEAH, DID YA?!" V-chan yelled.

George shuddered. "Never mind, I'm going back to the torture chamber that is my tomb. At least there I'm away from them!" while pointing at Emily and V-chan. who had halos poking out of their head.

Lavi, feeling left out, grabbed Mugen from Scythe and knocked Kanda unconscious. "I've always wanted to do that!" Lavi cheered. Then, Lavi checked the sharpness of the blade. Making sure that it was sharp enough. "Can I get a cinder block please?"

V-chan had one materialized in front of Lavi, and lavi cut the cinder block in half! 'Holy Shit!! Damn glad he doesn't try to cut US!' the Order members (besides Cross) thought. The Noahs just smirked.

Emily materialized lots of akuma shaped dummies, and Lavi got to cut them all down. After a while though, it got boring.

"Can I get some lace, pink ribbons, sequins, and some red and white paint?" Lavi asked with a mischievous gleam in his eye.

Needless to say, the items appeared immediately, along with some super glue, kitten, puppy, and bunny stickers, and bumper stickers for cars that had lots of teamwork sayings on it. The gleam in V-chan, Emily, and Lavi's eyes were to be feared. A lot.

After about half an hour, all three of the pranksters stood standing behind Mugen.

Lavi looked at everyone and said, "And now," Emily continued saying, "We'd like to" V-chan finished it off saying, "present Mugen!" and all three of them stuck Mugen in front of them.

No one could look at Mugen without laughing. Luckily, Kanda was still unconscious.

Mugen was painted like a candy cane. It had a sequined bow on the hilt, and the sheath was super-glued onto the blade. The teamwork stickers were partially stuck together while another part is attached to Mugen so the sticker looks like a flag. Lace frills were stuck on the edge of the bow, and the sheath.

The kitties, puppies, and bunny stickers were just stuck somewhere. The puppies had big pouty eyes while the kittens were curled up and looking like angels. The bunnies, were chibi looking with large eyes, and tiny buck teeth. If you touched one of the stickers, the sticker would say, "Don't you WUV us?" or, "I WUV YOU YUU-CHAN!"

"Oh -HAHAHAHAHAHA- my -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- GOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Argael roared.

"Can't -splutter- breathe -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Scythe said, lying on his stomach and crying tears of laughter.

Everyone else wasn 't much better. They were all either on the floor, or laughing behind their hands. Even Cross and the Earl were laughing. Granted, it was hidden behind their hands, but you could see the mirth in their eyes.

"All right! Mission accomplished!" the blonde, brunette, and red-head said, high fiving each other.

It was at this time that Kanda woke up. The first thing he saw was everyone laughing at something pink, and frilly. After focusing a bit, Kanda realized it was Mugen.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU ASSHOLES DONE TO MUGEN GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

he roared.

"Oh. Yuu-chan's awake!" Lavi, said.

"Ne, do you like Mugen's makeover?" Emily asked.

"It was done especially for you!" V-chan added.

"NO, I DO NOT FUCKING LIKE HOW MUGEN LOOKS YOU FUCKTARDS!" Kanda yelled, with veins popping out of his head.

By this time, everyone had stopped laughing, composed themselves, and watched the argument with suppressed curiosity.

"Ne, the hour's up. Lavi, give him back Mugen." Scythe said.

"Hai!" Lavi saluted the boy and handed Kanda his frilly, red and white striped, sequined, bow-tied, sticker-covered blade. Kanda seethed with unadulterated anger.

"Get. These. Fucking. Stickers. OFF!" he yelled.

With a snap from Emily, the stickers were gone. Kanda felt his mood rise a TINY bit. Unknown to him, the stickers reappeared on the back of the jacket he was wearing, which came from the dimension as White stole his original one. Muffled snickers coursed through the room.

Kanda's mood went down as he realized that Mugen was still, striped with red and white, frilly, sequined, and bow-tied. "Remove the fucking sequins, lace, and pink!" Kanda yelled. With another snap, this time from V-chan, the frills, bow, paint, and sequins were removed. Kanda immediately felt better.

Unbeknownst to him, the frills, lace, and sequined bow also adorned the back of his jacket. More snickers coursed through the room, and mutterings of, "He's an idiot." were barely heard.

Next, Kanda tried to remove Mugen from its sheath, only to find it stuck. His temper was about to blow, and everyone would watch with interest.

Unlike a few minutes ago, he did not yell. No, he d id not, and it confused watchers. Instead, he uttered, "What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do. To. Mugen?" in a soft voice filled with promises of torture, pain, and LOTS of Gaichuu Ichigen.

Emily snickered behind her hand.

"Why nothing Yuu-chan! I think you're overreacting." At the same time, V-chan made the super-glue disappear.

"Then why can't I unsheathe Mugen?" Kanda asked. "I believe you're overreacting Yuu-chan. Try it again." V-chan said firmly.

It was at this point in time that everyone noticed that Kanda was NOT reacting to being called 'Yuu-chan'.

"Oh. My. God!" Argael, Scythe, and Lavi muttered.

Kanda unsheathed Mugen with ease, but the force he put in the pull made him hit himself in the head. Laughter that was pent up escaped in gales of laughter at the Japanese male.

"Haha okay. V-chan, can you knock Kanda unconscious before I continue?" Scythe asked. V-chan complied, by punching him in the gut and hitting a pressure point in the time one could blink.

"Lavi, dye Yuu-chan's hair pink and put make-up on him!" Scythe said gleefully.

Allen's head snapped towards Scythe so fast it looked like he would get whiplash.

"Repeat that please!" Allen begged. A confused Scythe nodded.

"Dye Yuu-chan's hair pink". Argael just shook his head and said, "It's your funeral people.", but was ignored.

"AWESOME!" Allen cried. V-chan got an idea. (Emily - OMG! She thinks! V-chan - Shut up you!) She had a door appear.

"Allen, get into that room and grab the bright hot pink hair dye, along with all the girliest colored make-up in the room."

Allen saluted and ran into the room.

'Hm, there's a LOT of make-up in here.' Allen thought, and indeed there was. The room had make-up organized by what kind, what basic color, and then what shade. On a shelf were bottles of shocking pink (V-chan - Yes, it's a shade of pink. Go to Wikipedia at type in Variations of pink, and you'll see the different colors of pink) temporary hair dye that could be washed off.

'Awesome! Now Kanda will look "pretty"!'

Allen thought to himself, indavertedly turning into Black Allen. Black Allen started cackling evilly. He grabbed the dye, bleach, and lots of pink make-up of all shades. Hot pink, deep pink, fuschia, carnation pink, you name it, he took it. He smirked, cackled maniacally, and left the room, reverting back to regular Allen.

Allen came out, and Emily and V-chan automatically, grabbed the make-up. Lavi sighed, and grabbed the dye and bleach. After placing Kanda in a chair like what you see at a barber shop, Lavi starting bleaching the samurai's pitch black hair a ghostly white reminiscent of Allen's hair.

After Kanda's hair turned a shade of snowy white, Lavi took out the shocking pink hair dye, and dyed the bleach white hair shocking/neon pink. About ten minutes later, Lavi showed his work to the others, and snickers, guffaws, and a Hallelujah chorus sprang up in the room.

"Nee-chan, I think the hallelujah chorus was a bit much." Emily said, uncertainly.

"Ah damn." V-chan pouted, before vanishing the chorus, stopping them in mid-song.

Finally, Lavi, with the help of Emily and V-chan, had used all the pink make-up brought by Allen and used it on Kanda.

When Kanda was unveiled, he looked like a very feminine pink-haired g irl who was obssessed with pink. As a finishing touch, Emily turned Kanda's uniform into a pink lolita dress with white frills and laces. There was a white sash that went around his waist, and on the back, there was a large, puffy, white bow.

Everyone was trying to hold in their giggles, laughs, or guffaws. Eventually, they lost, and gave in to their laughter. The people with the best reactions were Scythe, Allen, V-chan, and Emily.

Scythe was on the floor. It was hard to tell if the tears coming out of his eyes were of sadness, or joy, or humor. Allen was not much better. In fact he was worse! The 15-year old British boy was on the floor, banging his hands against the floor and hyperventilating from laughing too much.

V-chan was guffawing, while taking pictures. She also had tears of mirth streaming down her face that would not stop. Emily was even worse off. She was in the fetal position, rocking back and forth while laughing her butt off. Many others suspected she had already busted a gut.

Finally, an hour later, the four stopped laughing. Kanda was still unconscious, making others wonder how hard Kanda was knocked unconscious.

At that exact same time, Kanda's eyes opened. As he stood up, he noticed the pink that made him squint his eyes. Then his eyes narrowed into slits. 'Oh shit. He's gonna blow.' everyone thought.

"What. The. Fuck. Is. This?" Kanda asked, groping for Mugen. Luckily for our dear cast members, Mugen was in the opposite corner.

"A dare." Scythe said simply, just baiting Kanda on.

Kanda seethed, but knew that he could not do anything to those idiots he so dearly wanted to maim.

"Get. It. Off." he said, glaring daggers, katanas, and other pointy objects at Scythe, V-chan, and Emily.

If the three idiots heard him, or aknowledged his death glares of doom, they did not react. Instead, they were laughing, and plotting evil ideas in a huddle.

As Kanda's face became red with anger, Emily looked up from the huddle and said, "You say something Yuu-chan?" It was with such innocence, that everyone readilly believed that she did not hear Kanda's threat.

V-chan sighed, as Kanda's face looked like he was about to explode with anger, and snapped her fingers. In a heartbeat, the clothes we re off, along with make-up and his regular clothes were back on his back.

Pleased, Kanda smirked and sat down far, far, FAR away from the guest and 'hostesses'. What he didn't notice were the pictures in Emily's now gloved hands.

In her hand, Emily had pictures of a pink lolita wearing Yuu Kanda. Scythe took six of them, V-chan took ten, Emily gave Lavi and Allen two apiece and kept the remaining ten.

"When'd you take these?" Allen asked, putting them in an envelope.

"While no one was noticing of course." Emily said with a cat grin.

"Alright, my last dares are on this sheet of paper for V-chan and Emily. Along with that, I have to say, keep on ruining their lives V-chan! Emily-chan! Being here was a blast!" Scythe said, smiling happily and handing V-chan an sheet of paper. Argael noded,

"I have to agree with this idiot. This was rather fun. Keep on causing mayhem!"

The two girls nodded and a portal popped up in front of Scythe. Emily started to say, "It was nice having you here. Now before you go," V-chan picked up where her cohort left off, saying, "We have these nice little things for you." and the two girls handed Scythe some pictures of him IN the room with these people, in a photo album.

Scythe took the album, placed his blackmail photos inside, and hugged both girls, before stepping into the portal.

V-chan smiled, and said "That was awesome, now let's see what he wants Emily and I to do." She read the sheet, and smirked as she handed it to Emily. Emily took the paper read it, and smiled an evil smile.

"Alright, I have bad news and good news. As of now, you are staying here for another week indefinetely. The good news is, we'll just be asking questions and doing a few dares. Got it?" Emily said seriously.

Everyone was mind boggled that Emily was SERIOUS, well besides V-chan. They were so mind boggled that they did not do a thing in response to her words.

"Now off to bed with you, but Allen, stay behind!" V-chan said.

Everyone trudged to their rooms besides Allen. Allen just stood there, awaiting his orders. Emily walked up to Allen, and gave him a glowing skull . Before he could ask why he was given it, V-chan shoved him into a portal that lead to Rhode's room and took out the Allen plushie.

Rhode walked into her room, and nearly screamed when she saw Allen tied in a corner, not her plushie.

"ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rhode screamed, as she ran to glomp him.

Allen tensed, ready for a strangling, but none came. Instead, a transparent sheild seperated them. Suddenly, V-chan's voice rang in the room saying, "Rhodey, you STILL cannot touch Allen."

Rhode pouted, but fell asleep as close to Allen as possible.

"That was fun." V-chan stated, looking at her counterpart. Emily nodded.

"Yup. It sure was. We should invite Scythe again, if he has more genius ideas."

V-chan grinned, nodded and said, "Now! Time to plot more torture!" Emily grinned back, and they started cackling insanely.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

V-chan - DONE!
Emily - That took a while.
V-chan - I know. Blame school. I'm a freshman, and my parents have finally cracked. Now I have to STUDY for an hour.
Emily - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
V-chan - Calm down. This is my first priority. Also, on my profile, I have a poll. Vote please!
Emily - Hai! Vote! We're not sure when we'll stop accepting votes, but it won't be for a while.
V-chan - Also, thank you azeroth5, or as he was named in this chappy, Scythe.
Emily - Hai! Best ideas ever!
V-chan - Now..........
Both - REVIEW OR DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA