A/N: I honestly don't care if people feel like requesting. I'll do it, just don't go asking for anything too graphic because I can't write any of that without cringing. Also, in advance for every drabble thang that I add to this: I don't own Naruto or it's characters. And unless stated otherwise, all of the "plotlines" in this collection are my ideas, though it's not like their fully original. Ahahaa...

Of Innuendos

The deep summer months in the Village Hidden in the Leaves was for sure not a pleasant time. The air was humid and sticky and thick with human sweat (the sweat could mostly be accounted for to be from the ridiculous training regimes of our two favorites Green Beasts) and needless to say, no sane person enjoyed it.

That is...without an endless supply of ice popsicles; of course our treasured genin of teams 7 and 10 were cooling themselves off with these cold, delectable treats.

"Mmm, it's so good!" moaned Naruto. He was sitting in between an oddly alert Sakura and an indifferent Sasuke. Sakura kept her eyes peeled open for any signs of discomfort in Sasuke as Naruto devoured the long, hard --

"Sakura. I'm not gay, so stop acting like I'm going jump Naruto's pants at any given moment," Sasuke clarified, or rather, tried to. He couldn't count how many times he's had to tell her that. What he couldn't understand was how she could possibly think she'd have a chance with him, if she also supported his being gay, which he was not.

"Ah, ah, ah! You could be bi, Sasuke!" chirped Ino. She was holding a popsicle as well, a purple one, and sitting between Chouji and Shikamaru. Somehow, the lazy boy's green ice pop ending up in the tight grip of his hefty friend. Not that he cared.

"Oi! Sasuke! How come you don't have one?" Chouji waved around his popsicle (the other one was already devoured), almost hitting Ino straight in the face.

"Hey! Stop waving that around like no one's here!" Sakura giggled at Ino's comment.

"Yeah, Sasuke, how come you don't have one?" asked Naruto. He wanted to get into this conversation, dammit!

"It's probably stuck up his ass," put in Shikamaru, in monotone no less. Everything was silent for a moment at the outburst.

"What're you trying to say?" glared Sasuke.

"He's trying to say that you're one kinky Uchiha," giggled Ino. Shikamaru sighed tiredly.

"Must you make everything an innuendo, Ino? Let's be mature. I was talking about the ice pop."

"Huh? What's an innuendo?" asked Naruto. The other five genin looked at Naruto disbelievingly. Was he serious? He was the student of both Jiraiya and Kakashi and he doesn't even know what an innuendo is?

"...when you're older, Naruto. We'll tell you when you're older," comforted Sakura. She patted him on the head in a motherly manner.

"He might as well learn what it is now," said Ino, matter-of-factly. "Naruto, idiot, an innuendo is an implication of the sexual kind. Like, when I say popsicle, I'm really referring to a di--mmphmfmf," Shikamaru slapped his hand over Ino's mouth to prevent her from going any further. In addition to that, Sakura's hands were over Naruto's virgin ears so he couldn't hear her explanation.

"Shush, Ino! You know that Naruto's obliviousness is crucial to an intimate relationship between him and Sasuke. Who do you think would be the uke if you turned him into a pervert? They'd just end up killing themselves fighting for the top! JEEZ," scolded Sakura.

"So what if it turns out that Sasuke likes being topped in bed? He does look more like a girl," stated Chouji.

"I would never let the likes of Naruto top me," seethed a pissed-off Sasuke. How dare Chouji take a jab at his feminine face.

"Oh, so you ARE gay!" squealed Sakura. A blush made it's way onto her face as she imagined many x-rated scenarios involving him and his brother, or Naruto, or...

Her thoughts were interrupted as Sasuke's face turned red with anger (not to be confused with embarrassment.)

"I. AM. NOT. GAY. SAKURA." With that, Sasuke turned around and stalked in the direction of his empty complex, the other genin looking on.

"...THEN YOU'RE BI! RIGHT?"

The End

Ahaha, okay...I personally love SasuNaru, but I just had to take a crack at Naruto always being oblivious and the popsicle thing and the scheming yaoi fangirls and yeah Lo siento. So, review por favor!