Interruption

So this FINALLY concludes this. I'm glad, I don't think I can look at this more without feeling sick. When I start the Dangeresque story, hopefully next week, the updates won't be very rythmetic. There may be days or weeks between each update. I like how the first chapter has come out though, so I'm looking forward to getting all of your opinions on it!

I do not, and never did, own Homestar Runner or any of the associated characters.

Epilogue

GOOD GOD BADLY WRITTEN PORN SHIELD YOUR EYES

"We're married." Javier breathed this in disbelief as they entered the hotel room, garbed in a nice black suit.

Homestar shook his head as well. "I can't believe it either." Once the door was closed they looked at each other silently. Javier made the first move, grabbing the others shoulder and pulling him down so their lips collided. His other hand rested along the small of his back and traced circles with its fingers. Homestar shivered and they broke off after a minute. "Just like our first kiss." He breathed. "Only with slightly more back pains for me."

Javier snorted and guided him to the bed, hands starting to roam his body, discarding clothes, and lips exploring each other. "Let me help you with that." He smirked and Homestar let out an 'eep' as he was pushed gently onto the top of the sheets, giving Javier a chance to crawl onto him to straddle his chest while he was stunned.

Javier smirked and licked the shell of Homestar's ear, nibbling slightly on the top as he listened to the other mans gasps. "Did I ever mention how cute you are?" He chuckled in a raspy voice before biting sharply on the bottom part of the earlobe. Homestar yelped but relaxed again as Javier started to trail a path of bites to his jaw and down his chest while sliding down. Once he reached the pants he smirked and grabbed the zipper with his teeth, pulling it down torturously slow.

"W-Where?" He tried to gasp out the question.

"I've been around the block a few times before we got together, I learned a couple of tricks." Of course, this was his first time with a guy, willingly, but he had already learned what he was supposed to do to make it enjoyable for the both of them. The Internet was a wonderful tool. He teased the straining member in the boxers with his fingers before actually pulling them down. The erection stood proudly nestled among the soft hairs and Javier felt a moment of uncertainty. What if this wasn't right, should he really be with Homestar? What if he just wanted to feel this way and he wasn't really into guys? The strangled groan quickly terminated any more doubts and he licked from the base to the tip before completely deep throating him.

Homestar practically screamed and his hands clenched in the bed sheets, head thrown back and hips straining not to thrust upwards into the warm velvet.

He had to focus at first not to choke, but he quickly got the hang of it, bobbing his head up and down. When he pulled away he grabbed Homestar and kissed him, the salty taste shared between them. Grabbing the bottle that had been placed conveniently on the bed stand; he nestled between his, now husbands, legs. "This might hurt at first." Javier warned, giving him a chance to back out. The other just nodded, eyes watching in an almost disbelief at what he was seeing.

Making sure his fingers were coated liberally, he pushed the first one in. The walls gave in with only a little resistance. He added a second one, and by the third one he started stretching slowly, trying to keep from hurting him. Homestar was making sure to relax his muscles, but he tensed and thrust up with a gasp as Javier found what he was looking for.

Huh, so it wasn't a myth created by fan girls, he really did have a hot spot. After hitting that spot a few more times to remember where it was, he pulled his fingers out and after rolling on a condom, started coating his own member. By now he was aching. "Are you ready?" Javier asked. Homestar just groaned again. "Move it will you?"

Not wanting to deny the request, Javier pushed in with a strangled moan. He paused and went slowly, giving time for the other to adjust. After he was fully in and the other man adjusted, he pulled out and thrust in again harshly, aiming for the spot from earlier. Homestar's back arched off the bed as he clawed at the sheets, a mix of gibberish and garble the only speech he could manage.

Slowly he started to move faster and soon they rocked together, not enough time between thrusts for Homestar to scream. His hand started to drift down to his own member and Javier smacked it away with a feral smirk. Instead he had Homestar wrap his legs around him to free a hand, using it to bring the other to climax. Homestar screamed as he came, walls tightening around Javier and making him finish as well.

They collapsed breathless onto the mattress, tangled in the sheets. Javier wiped the sticky release off with some tissues for the now sleepy Homestar, throwing them into the trashcan about a foot away. Once he was done Homestar turned over and curled into Javier, burying his face in the others chest and smiling tiredly. "I love you Javier." He murmured, using Javier's real name.

He smiled at this and pulled the blankets up over them, wrapping Homestar in his arms and kissing him softly on the head. "Yeah, I love you too."

Okay, eyes are safe again.

The Cheat raced at full speed down the streets, not enough common sense to take a car. His arms were pumping at his sides and his jacket had been abandoned and forgotten. Skidding around the corner, he jumped up the doorstep stairs and knocked frantically and loudly.

There was a crash from inside and an irritated shout. "Shit, I'm coming." There was a snicker and the voice spoke again. "Haha Homestar, very mature." Strong Bad opened the door and blinked at The Cheat, clothes and hair ruffled.

"Premature!" He exclaimed.

Strong Bad looked at him tiredly. "The Cheat, at the moment you're keeping me from getting laid, and I'm very disgruntled about that, what the hell are you talking about?"

The Cheat was jumping in place now. "She's having the baby, she's having the baby! Now!"

This finally got some reaction and Strong Bad blinked. "Really? Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?"

He paused. "Uh." The Cheat stood there for a moment. "You know, that's a good question."

Homestar appeared behind Strong Bad, clothes thrown on as haphazardly as the other. "Did you run here?" He asked, confused.

Strong Bad sighed at the nod and rubbed his temple. "You're both idiots. Get in my car, I'll drive us there."

The Cheat was bouncing up and down again with an excited grin. "I call shotgun!" Homestar sat behind The Cheat while Strong Bad drove, talking excitedly with The Cheat about Marzipan and him. When they arrived The Cheat jumped out of the car and raced inside, Homestar and Strong Bad following. He made sure to duck when he came to the hospital doors. About two years ago he started having his growth spurts, the ones he should have had in high school. He had actually gotten taller than Homestar, growing to an amazing six foot eight. Strong Bad was still disgruntled about that, now being the shortest out of the three of them.

They hurried as fast as they could to the waiting room for the husbands when they wanted to hide from the wrath of the laboring demons called their wives. A nurse was looking around confused when they walked in. "Are you Mr. Cheet?" She asked, and he nodded excitedly. "Follow me," Strong Bad and Homestar waved him off and waited in the room.

When The Cheat had entered the room he was nearly bursting with pride. Marzipan lay in the hospital cot holding the child in her arms, a weary smile on her face. When he got closer he saw the child was sleeping. "Boy or-?"

"Girl." Marzipan stated proudly.

"God she's beautiful." The Cheat whispered, wrapping his arm around his wife.

She had to hide her laughter, knowing later he would be strutting with his chest puffed out and showing off his daughter. "What should we name her?"

He thought for a moment. "We probably should have thought of this earlier." The Cheat admitted, watching the child. "What do you think of Michelle?"

"I think that would be lovely." Marzipan smiled and The Cheat kissed her cheek, resting his forehead against hers as they gazed with loving eyes at the start of their new family.