Lady Serena: So, I have finally taken the time to type up my first of many Bleach fanfics. I hope it's good! It is good right Ichigo?

Ichigo: I don't care…why can't you just leave me alone?! You've been bugging me since last week!

Lady Serena: pout But it's only because I love you Ichigo kun!

Ishida: Don't be so clingy. It's annoying.

Lady Serena: Such harsh words from my other beloved! cold wind and violins playing

Ichigo: Whatever. Just start your lame story.

Lady Serena: Fine! glares

Disclaimer: Don't own Bleach or its wonderful characters (obviously) since this is after all a fanfiction site. If I did own them, life would be full of bleeping and hot bleep. Anyway, enjoy this possible two-shot! It's boy/boy yaoi hardcore ok?

Song: Popular Mechanics for Lovers by Beulah from O.C. mix 2

I know he knocks you off your feet
You're so bitter; you think he's sweet
Well he's wrong for you, I swear

Ichigo could feel Ishida's fingers drifting up and down his sides. They had already stripped and were now lying next to each other in Ichigo's small bed. Ishida's clever hand traveled down to Ichigo's shaft and gave it a firm tug, resulting in Ichigo letting out a silent scream. The heat in his groin was pooling and he felt the urge to tell off Ishida for making him wait. But he knew how his lover liked to drag their passionate love-making sessions out so he knew better than to get on Ishida's nerves.

"Kurosaki…you feel so good…do you want me to blow your mind?" Ishida whispered in Ichigo's burning ears.

"God yes…please Ishida…please make me feel good," Ichigo responded, opening his legs wider wantonly.

With a smirk, Ishida rose to his knees on the bed and lowered himself on top of Ichigo's hot with need body. He took off his glasses, setting them on the night table next to Ichigo's bed, and gazed down at his panting lover.

"Say my name Ichigo and everything will be perfect," Ishida moaned out as he rubbed his groin against Ichigo's.

"Un…ha…Uryuu!" Ichigo replied, arching his back to join their sex organs again.

Ishida smiled and began planting kisses down Ichigo's neck and chest. He made his way to Ichigo's left nipple and alternated between sucking and licking it, driving Ichigo crazy with need. After an adorable whine from the orange-haired Shinigami, Ishida continued his way down to Ichigo's navel, digging his tongue inside and making Ichigo writhe.

"Please Uryuu…take me!" Ichigo cried out; sweat dripping down his face as the summer heat mixed with his overheated body.

Ishida nodded and Ichigo handed him a bottle of lube he had stashed under his pillow. After squirting a generous amount into his hand, Ishida rubbed in on his rock-hard length and began stretching out his lover's opening.

"Nn…faster Uryuu!" Ichigo said, moaning in anticipation for what was to come.

Replacing his three fingers, Ishida positioned himself at Ichigo's hole.

"Are you ready baby?" he asked out of courtesy, knowing Ichigo would be annoyed at the question.

"Yes dammit! Now fuck me to oblivion or I'll kill you!" Ichigo yelled, knowing he could be as loud as he wanted since his family was out of town.


Did you forget to read the script?
There was never a role for him
It was always you and me, just me

Popular mechanics for broken hearts could help me now

Ichigo's yell made its way out into the street through his open window and into the already perked ears, keen to hear what was going on. A figure in all black with a white haori licked his lips unconsciously and his hand itched to pleasure himself. He imagined the orange-haired Shinigami writhing beneath him and screaming his name. As another shout of pleasure reached his ears he came quickly and harshly in his robes…without having to even touch himself.

"Ichigo… I wish it was my name you scream" the figure moaned out softly, strengthening his grip on the roof tiles.


I know you never felt romance
And we always lack suspense
I can edit those parts out

Ishida was balls-deep in Ichigo and waited until Ichigo nodded to announce he was ready for Ishida to move. So, he began rocking in and out of his slick lover, dragging out mewling sounds of pleasure from the orange-head. Their rough breathing matched perfectly and their hearts pounded as one and their souls connected. Ichigo always felt that when they made love they were together as one in their core. It was the only time he truly was happy and at peace.

"Uryuu…I love you," he whispered into the silent room, the only sounds being their pants and moans.

"Ichigo…so hot and tight…ugh…I love you too baby," Ishida struggled to respond.

He leaned down and kissed Ichigo passionately. He had never loved someone so much in his life. He would give everything he had to stay by this boy's side forever.

I never made you feel complete
I would fall beneath your feet
I would never bring you down, so down

Popular mechanics for broken hearts could help me now

The figure felt hot tears drip down his cold cheeks. The warm summer air brushed through his spiked hair and his quiet sobs drifted far away from Ichigo's window, so he knew they would not hear him. If only Ichigo was his and his alone. But he had lost his chance months ago when the Quincy had finally admitted his feelings. He knew many of Ichigo's friends and even enemies regarded the Shinigami as someone unique and intriguing. How many of them wanted to claim Ichigo as their own? He was positive that Aizen had sensed something special in the boy and had a fearsome interest in him.

The figure rose and dusted off his robes before taking a deep breath and turning to head home. It was then that his foot slipped and he nearly tumbled off the roof if not for his fast reflexes. His heart thumping wildly in his chest he suddenly realized that they must have heard him for the moans had abruptly stopped. Oh shit, he thought.


Just because he loves you too
He would never take a bullet for you
Don't believe a word he says
He would never cut his heart out for you

A sudden noise interrupted their love-making seconds before Ichigo was about to come. Irritated at the interruption, Ichigo gestured for Ishida to pull out, which he did regretfully, and stood to dress quickly.

"Ichigo…I'm sure it was nothing. Come back to bed," Ishida whispered.

"Oh yeah? Then how come you're whispering?" Ichigo said loudly, frustration at the lack of completion showing through.

Ishida flushed and rose to dress as well. He sent a scathing look at a grinning Ichigo and formed his bow. Ichigo used his Shinigami Representative badge to leave his body and nodded to Ishida before they both jumped out the window and onto the roof.


I heard he wrote you a song
But so what
Some guy wrote 69
And one just ain't enough

The figure was about to jump off the roof and shunpo away quickly when the two people he had been listening to appeared. He sighed in defeat and cursed his stupidity silently.

"Hey who's there? Huh?! Toushiro? What are you doing here?" Ichigo said, surprise clear in his voice.

Hitsugaya sighed again before turning to face the two lovers with a blank expression on his young face.

"Hitsugaya-taicho? Why are you here?" Ishida questioned…eyebrow raised in suspicion.

They all stared at each other in silence for a moment as Hitsugaya tried to come up with a believable excuse for his presence, his highly intelligent brain failing him for once.

"OH! I know! You were here to check on that suspicious person who was hanging out here a minute ago right? We heard a noise from the roof and figured it was a Hollow or an Espada," Ichigo reasoned, not noticing both Hitusgaya and Ishida face-vault at his ignorance.


And there's so sense in trying
I know 'cuz I've been
Trying all the time to find something that would make you mine
But all I ever find my love
Are clichés that don't rhyme

Popular mechanics for broken hearts could help me now

"Kurosaki…your stupidity never ceases to amaze me," Ishida broke the awkward silence.

Hitsugaya's eye twitched as the lovers began squabbling; clearly forgetting he was right in front of them.

"Ahem! I believe what Ishida san is trying to say is that I was here before the sound was made, meaning that I was the one who made the sound," he corrected Ichigo after interrupting their petty argument.

Ichigo blinked as it dawned on him exactly what Histugaya had just said, "So…you were the one listening to us fuck? Didn't know you were kinky that way Toushiro!"

Ishida shook his head at Ichigo's gall and Hitsugaya's pale face turned bright red.

"That's Histugaya-taicho to you! And I wasn't listening to be perverted!"

Ichigo smirked and gave Ishida a cryptic look which Ishida somehow managed to understand and nod, "So…did you like what you heard Toushiro?"

Hitsugaya's face turned scarlet and he sputtered before responding clearly, "HELL NO! You pervert!"

Ishida calmly said, "Yet you were there listening for quite a long time weren't you Hitsugaya taicho?"

Hitsugaya turned pale and glared at the Quincy, "This is foolish…I'm leaving so you can go back to what you were doing."

He turned to go when Ichigo's broad hand landed on his shoulder, forcing him to spin around.

"Why don't you stick around Toushiro? We can make it worth your while," Ichigo said seductively.

Hitsugaya blinked in comprehension and considered his options. Either leave and never have the chance to be with his beloved Ichigo or take him up on his offer and have one night of pure lust and passion even though it would mean nothing to Ichigo. Sex without love or love without sex was the question.

Mind made up, Hitsugaya took a deep breath and nodded, "Alright…but I'm on top too."

Ichigo's eyes widened in surprise before he broke out into obnoxious laughter, "Did you hear that Ishida? Toushiro wants to top me! How cute…" he trailed off.

Ishida smiled warmly to the captain and extended both of his hands to his lover and new partner, "Shall we go then?"

Exchanging a glance with Ichigo who smirked, Hitsugaya walked forward and grabbed one of the offered hands as Ichigo did the same. I hope I don't regret this, he thought as they made their way into Ichigo's room.


Just because he loves you too
He would never take a bullet for you
Don't believe a word he says
He would never cut his heart out for you