Something Unexpected

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Hello to the ladies and gentlemen out there. Well this is just a story that have been floating around in my head and I decided to share it with you all.

Disclaimer: I do not own the series in any shape or form, other then this fic of course.

You all know the drill of how the wording works.

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When I woke up this morning, I knew something was out of place. Of course I have that feeling everyday thanks to Suzumiya Haruhi, the so called Kami herself. I still don't know how she was even nominated as a god in the first place. I mean really out of all the people in the world she gets chosen as a god or as a goddess. I don't really believe it but Koizumi seems to think so, along with Nagato and Asahina-san. My life was ruined the moment she entered my life. Everyday was always something, and I never have anytime of peace. Hack I was even locked in a closed space with Haruhi and the only why to get out was to kiss her.

As I was thinking this, something came to mind. "Oh god." She was my first kiss... life is really messing with me isn't it. Again that strange feeling that something was wrong crept back into my mind. However I didn't know why but I'm sure Haruhi had something to do with it.

I heard some rustling next to me and decided to check what it was. Probably that stupid cat again. Really why does it always have to sleep in my bed anyways? Something seemed out of place though, since the figure under my blanket seemed taller then my cat. I hesitantly reached for the blanket and pulled the blanket as quickly as I could away from the figure. Imagine my surprise when I found a girl in my bed.

My first idea was to scream as loud as I can and accuse her of breaking into my house and sleeping in my bed... Wait that seems a little weird. I have two options so far. One I could sit here like an idiot and see what happens next or do what I was normally planning on doing and scream as loud as I can. I was gonna choose the later until the girl in my bed began to squirm around.

She then slowly opened her eyes and sat up. I just sat there with a shocked expression on my face and didn't say anything. The girl seemed to be slightly daze and hadn't notice me yet. She however began to rub her eyes and focus her attention towards me. We stared at eachother for a full two minute, which for some reason wasn't even something that we should have been doing at the moment since all its doing is wasting time.

After our little staring match, she seemed to notice who I was and she had an expression of shock. She then took my blankets and covered herself while also kicking me out of bed and pointed an accusing finger at me.

"W-What are you doing in my bedroom!?"

She yelled at me. Wait did she just say that this was her bedroom? I took a look around and everything seem to look like my room and so I thought that she was just making things up, so I decided to let my thoughts be known.

"What do you mean your room!? This is my room, and what are you doing in my house and in my bed. Last I checked I went to sleep by my self. Would you mind telling me who the hell are you!?"

I was hoping that she would give me an answer so I could understand what in the world was going on. However what I thought was the right move actually backfired on me. She seemed to be enraged and stepped out of my bed and grabbed me by the collar of my Pajama's and lifted me up from the floor. Really why does girls seem to have this hidden monstrous strength anyway? It's not like they need it that much, really women should really join the military. With their stupidly strength they could probably end a war in less then a few hours.

I shutter at the though. Women could probably also take over the world if they wanted to. I was brought out of my thought when the girl began to shake me violently.

"Did you hear me!?" She screamed into my face. Which was really unnecessary since I was only about a foot away from her.

I blinked a couple of times and asked "What?" I know it was kinda stupid to ask that since I wasn't really in the position to be asking questions.

She looked at me with a bore expression with a hint of annoyance. "I said, what do you mean your house and what are you doing sleeping next to me? Wait... you didn't do anything perverted did you?"

My first thought was to denie that question as soon as possible but I didn't get the chance with my little sister burst through my door.

"Onii-chan who are you talking to?"

Right now I wised that god would have some mercy on my and not let this day get any weirder. Wait did I just pray to Haruhi? Oh god knowing her she'll probably be excited about this whole dilemma and just put me through more events for my already hurting head. As I was thinking this a new face put it's little head from the door.

"Onee-chan what is going on? Who are you talking to?"

Now I know that Haruhi is just making my life harder just to screw with me and for her own enjoyment. I was shocked that the other person was a boy. Weird thing was, he looked like a male version of my sister.

I looked at the person that was holding my collar and notice that she was as shocked as I was. I slowly released her grip on me and stepped a few steps back. As I was backing away I heard her say something.

"W-what's going on?"

Exactly that something that I was thinking. You know something occurred to me. This girl seem to think awfully a lot like I do. I thought about it for awhile but decided to put it at the back of my mind. I then noticed that she was now looking at me. That's when I realized something. This girl had brown hair which reached to her butt. She had on the same pajama's that I had, she also had her hair tied up into a pony tail. Wait what? A pony tail? I examined her pony tail and then her face and notice that she was quiet cute. Though she was kinda rough with me, I wouldn't mind asking her out.

However something occurred to me. I looked at my sister and her male counter part and then at the girl standing in front of me. I also notice that she was doing the same thing. Then as if on cue, we both pointed and eachother and screamed out "N-naaaaaannnniiiiii!?"

I just know that Haruhi has something to do with this. Just what kind of crap is she going to put me through now?