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We are here on MaD SoX News!!!! MAD!!
Good evening to all and welcome to MaD SoX Evening News
Today on our top stories, Japan has been attacked once again!!
Angelique: What?!
But this time not by Godzilla.
DunDunDun
This time its by his BROTHER BARNEY!!!
Angelique: GASP!!
Yes, made the whole town gay!!
What a terrible site! The reconstruction of Japan due to Godzilla was set to a hault!
The Japan army tried to kill Barney with their Barbies...... but unfortunately failed!
So it was finally decided by the government to use Godzilla who was IMMUNE to rid of terirble BARNEY!!!
And now i- OFF
Babyboo294: What are you doing?!
Angelique: Turn it back on!! Can't you see I'm watching the news!!
Babyboo294: The news?! Angelique can't you see that all of that is fake its not real!!
Angelique: Oh yes it is! Godzilla is fightinghis brother Barney right now!!!
Babyboo294: I think you need to stop watching T.V for a few months. You can't believe everything you see on T.V.
Angelique: But its true!
Babyboo294: No it-
I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too
CRASH!!!
Babyboo294 & Angelique: AHHHHHHH!!!
Angelique: Its Barney!!
Babyboo294: I odn't believe it!!
Angelique: Runaway!!!!
Babyboo294: I do not own Naruto
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Recap:
"So whats the problem, TenTen can take care of herself" Shikamaru said
"Yeah, but there's got to be a reason why TenTen called for us" Ino said
"You coming?" Neji asked over to Sasuke, who was silently leaning against the tree. He walked beside Neji, putting his hands in his pockets.
"Hn" Sasuke said
"You two coming or not?" Neji asked
"You all go along, I don't think it would be that hard for you two" Shikamarusaid, shooing them away with his hand
"Shika-kun!" Ino scolded "We'll pass by in a while to clean things up"
"Okay, lets go" Neji said as they left the tree.
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Chapter 6
"Hi" normal talk
"Hi" someone's thoughts
"Hi" Inner Sakura
"Oww!" TenTen cried rotating her shoulders a bit until she heard a crack in each arm. "How can a bunch of anorexic girls still have obese people in it. What sort of fan girl group is this?!"
"You will pay!" the big girl, boy, "he-she", it whatever it is said. Let's name her, him, "he-she" Bi-Bi. Bi-Bi pounded her huge fists in the table trying to "crush"TenTen as she rolled out of the way. Emphasis on crush peoples. More like flatten!
"Wow if I keep this up, I'm going to end up being like a rolling dog on steroids" TenTen said rolling off the table
"Hey you! Yeah you! Ugly over here!" Sakura shouted picking up a table. Wonder Woman is the building!!
"Grr!!" Bi –Bi growled, turning her face towards Sakura
"It's a surprise you can hear with all that bush in your ear" Sakura taunted, a smirk planted on her face
"Grr!!" Bi-Bi cracked her knuckles "You meanie!!" he-she bellowed
"Come get me" Sakura mouthed to "he-she"as Bi-Bi stomped towards her "Hyahh!!" Sakura picked up a table swinging it at Bi- Bi breaking the whole table in half on the gigantic girl's head. But this had no affect on the thick skull girl.
"Oww!"Bi-Bi bellowed as she rubbed the back of her head "Your mean!" Bi- Bi sent a chair Sakura's way as she placed her hands in front of her to defend herself, the force of the throw sending Sakura and the chair into the pile of furniture which was randomly stacked in a corner.
"Sakura!"TenTen shouted out, running after her but was suddenly pulled back by Bi-Bi large arm.
"You're not getting away from me this time" Bi-Bi said with a 3 teeth grin, {Is there a dentist in the audience?}sending TenTen flying into the kitchen, landing on the food counter. TenTenlanded in an area with cabbages as the leaves of the greens spilled all around her.
"Uhh……Damn you vegetables" TenTen groaned as her turned aside, going into a state of unconsciousness.
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"So you came back for more Maryah" Karin said tauntingly flicking some of her weave aside. I'm telling you people, everything Karin has is bought somewhere!
"I suggest you shut up, if you want to keep that mouth of yours" Maryah said as she walked towards her
"Aargh!!" Karin growled clutching her fists
"Well everyone already knows that it isn't real, so you don't have to be embarrassed" Maryah smirked "You are a walking, breathing living Barbie"
"You think you're so smart with all your comments" Karin said, crossing her arms "All talk and no action"
"We'll see about that" Maryah said sending a punch at Karin's stomach. She tried to dodge the incoming attack but Maryah quickly changed direction, hitting her at the bottom of her chin instead, sending her in the air, landing on the hard ground.
Maryah stalked towards her fallen body, picking up a nearby loose metal leg form one of the damaged tables.
"Karin!" a brunette girl cried from behind Maryah. She tackled her, and locked arms with Maryah, preventing her from moving her hands.
"Get off of me!" Maryah shouted
"No I won't let you hurt Karin-sama" the brunette shouted; tightening her grip on Maryah's arms.
"Hmph. Suit yourself" Maryah said running backwards into a nearby wall. The impact caused the girl to instantly let go of Maryah as she held onto her head from the pain.
"Now where was I?" Maryah looked over to Karin; tapping the piece of metal in her hands "Back to business" she smirked
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Neji and Sasuke arrived in the cafeteria, seeing the condition of the place. And from what they saw, it looked like if rampaging bulls ran through there.
"What the-"Neji walked inside "What happened here?" he narrowed his eyes at the damage
"It seems the so called 'cat fight' went too far" Sasuke said kicking a few chairs away so that he could walk through. "Hn this looks like Maryah's work"Sasuke thought as he spotted girls tangled up in chairs, hanging randomly from high points in the room.
"Don't you think she over did it a little?" Neji asked narrowing his eyes at the girls' faces, noticing blood dripping from their noses.
"Not really, cause Maryah doesn't specialize in broken tables and bloody noses" Sasuke kicked away a badly dented table.
"Oh, that must be TenTen" Neji stepped over two fat girls who were connected by the face.
"Hn" Sasuke smirked
"So where to begin?"Neji thought looking around the disrupted place.
CRASH!!
"How about over there" Sasuke suggested answering his question as they began to run towards the noise.
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"Buns where are you?" Bi-Bi said as "he-she" came through the kitchen making a lot of noise as her heavy feet crushed the fallen plates, pot and pans which covered the majority of the floor from the collision. "He-she"spotted TenTen on the counter covered by cabbages which might or might not soften her fall. "There you are Buns" Bi-Bi pounded her fists on the counter, purposely missing her face by a few centimeters "Its no time for sleeping!" "He- sheshouted waking TenTen.
TenTen's instantly narrowed as she realized how close the giant hand was close to her. She swiftly grabbed the closest thing to her finger tips and stabbed it in Bi-Bi's hand, which was, luckily a metal object, one of humans greatest friends, a fork. It wasn't as good as a knife, but it made the same affect.
"Ahh!!" Bi-Bi cried "You bi- Ahhh!!!!"TenTen stabbed something else in her other hand. A spoon.
"Language!!" TenTen said trying to escape frpm the salad that she was in.
"Grr!!" Bi-Bi growled punching TenTen in the stomach
"Ahh!!"TenTen cried. Unfortunately, the pain paralyzed her whole body, making it difficult for her to move. "You- You cough" she coughed up saliva and spat it in Bi-Bi's face. "Don't think you-you w-won this f-fight. I-I'll g-get y-you back" she struggled to say as her eyes closed down "M-Maybe t-that w-will c-clean u-up t-that u-ugly thing that y-you h-have for a f-face- cough"
Bi-Bi suddenly had TenTen's neck in a vice grip, cutting off the little oxygen she had left from the previous hit. TenTen slowly grabbed her huge arm, struggling to push back the weight of the grip.
"I have….. to get off…….before……before….."TenTen thought as she started to blackout. Her eyelids slowly shut down as she lost sight of what was going before the last closing of her eyes, she saw a blur of brown appeared infront of her. "Neji" she whispered "You wait now to come, you idiot" TenTen thought. A series of punches and loud thumps sounded beside her, vibrating the metal counter.
After the vibrating stop, she felt herself being lifted from the cold surface and onto something warmer.
"TenTen" A melodious voice sounded in her ears.
"What the-"TenTen thought, looking around to a bright glow of light "Am I in heaven?"
"TenTen"
"The angels are calling me"TenTen thought "I never thought I would die today and from a giant to besides in a cafeteria. Next to cabbages"
"TenTen" the voice repeated again as she felt a slight tapping on her face
"Hold it. when angels abuse you on the way to heaven"TenTen thought "I'm going to sue!" she punched her hand in the air, hitting the "angel" in the face
"Oww! TenTen!" the voice cried as she got back her vision
"Mmm"TenTen groaned placing a hand on her forehead. Her eyes fluttered open to be greeted by a one eyed person. "Huh?"
"Are you alright?" the person asked, pulling her into a sitting position as they clutched their eye.
"Neji?" TenTen questioned "What happened to your eye?" A look of confusion came over her, as reached towards his hand that was covering the injured eye.
"Its okay, I bumped into something on my way here" Neji said giving a small smirk "Are you okay TenTen?You got beat up pretty good"
"I'm fine. Just hurting a little in my back" Ten Ten tried to get up from the ground, but she stumbled a little as a wave of diziness came upon her. She quickly held her head, droppig back to the ground agai. "Okay forget that. I'm not okay. I feel so dizzy" Must be from the rolling around
"Move your hand away" Neji said as he checked the back of her head. "Well I'm not a doctor but you have a huge bruise at th e back of your head" he moved away some of her hair, spotting some dried blood.
"Look who's talking! You have more hair than I do" TenTen retorted, wincing a bit, as a wave of pain pulsed through her head
"Sigh,Well I don't think its the time to be arguing about who has the most hair than the next" Neji silenced her " We have to figure out what is going on here. It might cause a very big problem to others if it caused this much trouble" Neji stood up from his position. "Can you walk?"
"Not really" TenTen said still checking her head for other bruises
"Well get on" Neji said standing up "I'll carry you"
"Okay" TenTen said climbing onto his back, as they got on their way. " So where are the others? I called for back up not transportation" TenTen joked
"Ino and Shikamaru said that they'll be coming in a few minutes" Neji informed
"Shikamaru?You mean Ino said that they're coming in a few minutes. Not Nara Shikamaru. By the time he comes it'll already be tiime to go home from school" TenTen said
"Yeah I guess so. Sasuke and I came by ourselves and split up by the door when we heard the noise over here. So we have to find him now" Neji said tracking over the broken furnitiure.
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"Is my little cherry blossom hurt?" A big girl said.Lets name her Gi-Gi. I'm so creative. Lol. She is family to Bi-Bi peoples!!
"Uh"Sakura groaned, looking up, still tangled by the chairs.
"I guess not, lets play with you some more" Gi-Gi said throwing a table at her caving in Sakura between two chairs which were poking her on her shoulders and her legs.
"Ahh!!"Sakura screamed as the pain from the blow of the table place pressure on her limbs. Her eyes began to shine from the forming at the corners.
"Aww! Is the little cherry is crying" Gi-Gi slammed the table against Sakura
"Aaahh!!"Sakura cried again
"Lets make you cry somemore" Gi-Gi slammed the table.
BLAM!!!
"AHH!!"
BLAM!!
"AHH!!"
BLAM!!
"AHH!!"
BLAM!!
"ahh!!"
BLAM!!
"AHH!!"
BLAM!!
"AHHH!!"
BLAM!!
"AHH!!"
BLAM!!
"AHH!!"
BLAM!!
"AHH!!"
BLAM!!
"STOP!!" Sakura cried louder "J-Just p-please s-stop!!"she struggled to say. But she guessed her pleas weren't acknowledged as she saw Gi-Gi threw the table at her. Squeezing her eyes shut, she waiting for the last blow.
CRASH!!!
Glass scattered across the ground as Gi-Gi laid on the ground like a dead dog, blanketed in glass.
The table was soon removed as so were the chairs as Sakura's limp body fell into strong arms of her saviour.
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Sakura stood there still as a strong cologne scent hit her nose and soft spiked hair playfully touched her face.
"Mmm"Sakura breathed in the scent again. Slowly she opened her eyes to realize she was on someone's back. Two strong arms held her slender legs in place, wrapped around the owner's waist. Sakura quickly traced her mind trying to guess mysterious person, who protected her from the Giant Twins.
"Could it be Naruto?"Sakura thought
"Are you colour blind, Naruto's blind" Inner Sakura appeared
"Huh?" Sakura blinked twice as black hair came into view. "Oh well someone with black hair. Lee?"
"Your getting close, but this person has spiky hair" Inner Sakura said
"How about Kiba? He has spiky hair" Sakura thought "Yeah it must be Kiba"
"You idiot Kiba has brown hair!" Inner Sakura slapped her face
" How am I supposed to know that if he always has on that hood all the time" Sakura countered "Besides it seems like if you know who the person is, so why don't you tell me"
" Because this is more fun" Inner Sakura said with a grin on her face
"Hmph! Well I give up! I don't know who it is" Sakura thought
"Well lets go over what we know" Inner Sakura said pulling out a notepad and glasses " The suspect can not be Lee. Because he would be proposing his undying love for you al this time. Kiba has brown hair. And Naruto is a blonde"
"Hmm" Sakura thought, her emerald eyes trying to steal a view of the boys' face.
"So you're finally awake" his voice vibrated through his back.
"Huh?" Sakura said as the familiar voice rang through her ears . "S-Sasuke U-Uchiha? You saved me?!"
"No you're fairy Godmother did. She called in sick, so I had to take her place" Sasuke said sarcastically
"Aargh! Don't mess with me Uchiha!" Sakura said angrily. "I only asked a question" she punched him behind his head.
"Oww!! And I gave you an answer. Besides is that the way you treat someone who just saved your life" Sasuke said
"I didn't ask you to save me!' Sakura retorted
"Thats true. Instead I should of left you to get crush by Godzilla" Sasuke said "If saving you would of been so annoying. Then I wouldn't have to put up with this"
"Hey!! I am not annoying!!" Sakura punched him again
"I didn't say that you were or are you implying something" Sasuke said silencing her
"Grr!!"Sakura growled folding her hands at her chest
"Would you stop squirming" Sasuke complained "You aren't light you know"
"So you are calling me fat?" Sakura asked angrily
"Thats exactly what I'm saying" Sasuke said "Now stop, before I drop you. Unless you want to be dropped?" he said with slight amusement in his voice
"Well okay. If I'm so heavy, put me down then and let me walk on my own. I'm supposed I can get where I want to go with out your help" Sakura said stubbornly turning her head to a side.
"Suit yourself" Sasuke instantly let go of her legs.
"Sasuke!!"Sakura screamed wrapping her feet around him quickly
"I warned you" Sasuke smirked
"Oww my foot!" Sakura wailed
"See what happens when you don't listen to me" Sasuke said
"Mmph"Sakur apouted as Sasuke held her netx foot.
"Now stop fooling aorund and tell me where my sister is" Sasuke said his voiicesuddenly became cold "Right now your the only one that can help me with her location. So I need you to co-orporate with me so we can be on our way"
"......" Sakura was speechless by his sudden change of tone. Gulp. "She's over there" she quietly said pointing over to a huge barrier which was entangled with chairs.
"Hn"
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"So what happened to cause this?" Neji questioned
"According to Sakura, Karin vex Maryah, slapped her in the face, slapped Sakurain her face which made Maryah go on a beating rampage" TenTen said "And then the fangirls joined in with wanna- be anorexic, obese girls" she widened the with of her hands in the air "You saw one of them. There was another one bigger than her"
"Can't believe you held up after that" Neji chuckled
"I can't believe it either" TenTen placed a finger on her chin "But I'm telling you Neji. Those girls were huge, wlaking mountains. Especially Gi-Gi"
"The one that I took down?" Neji asked
"No that wasn't her, him....itI don't even know. They look like men to me" TenTen said " Anyways that was Bi-Bi she isn't as big as Gi-Gi-. Thats the one that went after Sakura" TenTen shivered "I hope she's alright. She got slammed into those chairs pretty hard"
"She should be okay, thats if Sasuke found her yet" Neji said
"Hmm thats true. But what amazed me was that strength that she had" TenTen said
"Strength?" Neji repeated
"Yeah earlier she lifted up one of those long tables that we eat lunch on and broke it on Bi-Bi's head" TenTen said "The first time I met her I thought she was a good-good-two-shoes that was weak, a girly girl image. A little like Hinata"
"Speaking of Hinata, where is my cousin?" Neji asked
"Apparently she's in the sickbay. She fainted in class today" TneTen said
"Thats odd, Hinata doesn't get sick" Neji said, furrowing his eyebrows, a look of confusion on his face
"Hmm I know" TenTen agreed "But Sakurashowed true strength today, I assume, since I only met her today"
"Hn" Nejigrunted as they soon met up with Sasuke and Sakura.
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"Sakura!" TenTen shouted as she spotted the rosette head behind Sasuke
"Huh?" Sakura looked up and saw the brunette "Are you okay?"
"Of course, it was easy" TenTen boasted
"If its so easy, do you mind walking to Sakura with out falling down" Neji asked, bursting her bubble
"Umm" TenTen said as a sweat drop came down her face
"Hahah" Sakura laughed " You can't walk either?"
"You got any leads?" Neji asked to Sasuke
"Yeah, she is beyond that barrier, over there" Sasuke said pointed towards the high stacked chairs
"Thats going to be difficult to get through" Sakura said as her eyes widen a bit to the sight of the many chairs
"Not really" Nejisaid under his breath, as a smirk came on his face
Suddenly a boy ran in between them screaming. "FIGHT!FIGHT! KARIN AND UCHIHA ! RED HAIR VS. RED EYED DEMON!"
"Red eyed demon? Is that a nickname?" Sakura asked confused by the boy's announcement
"I don't like the sound of that"Sasuke thought "Its not an inside joke nor a nickname" he growled, grabbing the boy his shirt collar.
"What's this about a red eyed demon?" Neji asked the boy calmly
"The Uciha girl. Her eyes, she has eyes, the colour of blood. Literally blood red eyes" the boy said
"Describe them" Sasuke demanded turning the boy to face him
"Well they're red how else can I describe them" The boy said giving him a "duh" look
"Boy I have no time to be playing your games" Sasuke growled "There must be something else that you saw besides red"
"Ummm........ I don't think so" the boy said. Sasuke was getting ready to punch this boy.
"Wait Sasuke" Neji stopped him "Did you see anything black in the red eyes?"
"Now that you mention it I did see black things in them, but I can't really explain" the boy said
"I am so lost"Sakura thought "Everyone seems to know what this thing is except me"
Sasuke let out a frustrated sigh as he released the boy from his grib. He began to come his fingers through his hair. He looked like he was trying to make a tough decision. His eyes closed down a bit and then suddenly open.
"Sharingan"he whispered to himself "Does it look like this?" Sasuke asked as his eyes quickly opened. Red pools engulfed his onyx eyes as 3 black apostrophes swirled around his pupil.
"Oh m-my g-g!! Th-Thats ex-exactly what it l-looks like" the boy stumbled backwards in shock
"What the hell is going on?!"Sakura screamed in her head "What is he showing them? What had the boy so frighten? Eventhough Neji and TenTen seem so calm about it. And I just had to be on the person's back! And I can't even see.........I WANNA SEE!!!!!" she whined
"This is not good, we have to hurry before something bad happens" Sasuke said looked at Neji with a serious face.
"But we still have to get in" Sakura said reminding them
"Don't worry. I'll deal with this" Neji said "All we got to do is pull out one chair will fall down"
"But you stil have to pull the right chair" Sakura said
"TenTen see if you can walk now" Neji said. TenTen slowly dropped from his back as she stretched her legs out.
CRACK!!
She took a few steps forwards and then back. "I can walk" TenTen said
"Hn" Neji said facing the chairs "Byakugan" he whispered as veins popped up around his eyes. "Easy as 1" he placed his hand on a random chair leg. "2..........3" he tugged it as the barrier instantly fell down
"Wow!! How did you know?" Sakura asked surprised by the gesture
"Lucky guess" Neji shrugged nonchantly
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Inside and Beyond the Great Wall Off Chairs.......... where something bad IS happening...........
"So which part you want broken first?" Maryah asked eyeying the piece of metal in her hand "Your ugly little face or your anorexic body"
"You stay away from me" Karin stepped back stumbling in her high heels
"Sadly it can't be helped" Maryah said tapping the metalin her hand. "I think I'm going to start with your face. I always wanted to get rid of it anyways"
"W-When I get out of here-" Karin trembled
"Ifyou get out of here" Maryah corrected her
"You will pay for what you did to me and my girls" Karin said
"Aww you actually cared for someone other than yourself. You finally found a heart. To bad its too late" Maryah said "Now I just would have to stop that from happening now would I? Stop squirming before I miss and hit some place else..... like your little nut that you have for a brain" She lift the pipe over her head
"Stop! Have you thought about what would happen if you hit me with that?" Karin stalled
"Well I know I would of gotten rid of you" Maryah smirked grimly
"No! I might get brain damage" Karin suggested
"So. Your stupid already and your brain is damaged enough so what more more harm can I do" Maryah laughed. She brought back up the steel pipe, quickly bringing it back down as Karin waited for the impact.
This is for Sakura.
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Alrite!! I'm finally back with a new chapter fo Cupid's New Target Me!! After a very very very very longggggggggggg break!!! At first I wasn't going to update this and update it after another story but I because of my readers I decided to bring this out first!! I will like to thank all the viewers who read the story and left reviews and all the others who placed my story on StoryAlert and favourites!! So anyways BIG THANKS TO AWL!!!!! LOL!!!
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BYE!!
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