Title:Time Lords ,Time Agents ,and Tin Men, Oh My

Chapter Title : We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Characters/Pairing: DG/Jack/Doctor/Cain

fandom: tin man / Doctor Who /Torchwood

Summary: DG & Cain meet Doctor and Captain Jack Harkness .

Disclaimer: while i own the tin man dvd, i will never own the rights or the rights to doctor who/torchwood

' Okay being a princess sucks. I mean I like helping people but the rest sucks. There's no adventure unless you call catching glimpses of Cain's ass while he's not looking an adventure.' DG took this chance to do just that while Cain was looking at the sky.

All of a sudden a blue phone booth appeared out of no where. Cain pulled her behind him and reached for his gun. Two brunette men exited. The were arguing.

" I told you not to touch the button!" said the brunette with brown eyes.

" I did no such thing . You got lost on your own." said the brunette with blue eyes. DG smiled at that one. Trenchcoats. I like a man in a trenchcoat.

The brown eyed man noticed the gun being pointed at them. He looked at Wyatt Cain. " Ummm, Jack I think we traveled back to the Wild West."

DG snickered. " Are you from Earth? You must be!"

" DG don't talk to them. We don't know who they are." Cain warned.

" I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Hello miss and who might you be ? " The blue eyed man worked his way to DG. DG blushed. Cain pointed the gun to the obvious flirt.

" Back away from the Princess ,stranger." Cain said.

" Can't we all just get along ? " asked the brown eyed man. Cain rolled his eyes. This man kind of reminded him of Glitch. " Don't make me get out my sonic screwdriver!"

" How would that help? " asked the blue eyed man.

" Well it won't help now will it?!" answered the other man.

DG pushed Cain's arm down. " They don't mean any harm."

" But.."

" Cain...it's an order."

Cain raised an eyebrow. ' Oh no she didn't.'

The brown eyed man had such satisfied grin on his face. The man grabbed her hand and kissed it. " I'm Captain Jack Harkness. My friend over there is known simply as the Doctor. " He continued to kiss the back of her hand.

DG blushed and giggled. " I'm DG. "

Jack smiled. " DG. Lovely name and your pitbull is ?"

" Wyatt Cain and welcome to the Outer Zone." DG answered.

Cain pulled Jack away from DG. His face crimson. " Stop making out with her hand. She's a princess for Ozma's sake."

" Ozma ? We are in the O.Z. ?! I always wanted to come here but alas life distracted me." said the Doctor.

" Namely Rose ,then Martha ,and Donna." added Jack.

" Don't bring up Rose." Cain watched the Doctor as he said that. He knew that look. So sad and hard.This Doctor he was okay with but this Jack ,uh-uh ,didn't trust him one bit especially around his princess.

DG saw the look as well. Poor thing. She walked past Jack and held out her hand. " Hi ,I'm DG and yes your in the O.Z. Are you okay?"

He shook her hand. " Yes ,thank you. DG..DG..Dorothy Gale!"

" I'm the second not the first."

Jack looked at Cain . " I'm Jack. Nice to meet you Wyatt. "Nice coat" Jack then look at DG. "I think we may have alot in common."

Cain scoffed. 'You have got to be kidding me?'

" Well your welcome to come to Finaqua as my guests. " DG offered.

" What?!" Cain's eyes twitched. 'She did not just say that!'

" Okay!" Doctor and Jack said.