Princess Daisy farted a brassy poot as she fanned the air with her right hand, wearing her biker outfit from Mario Kart Wii and 8 as she smelled how rotten her deep pitched fart was. "Peeyew! I think that one really stunk the place up!"
"No kidding!" Wario remarked as he was fixing up his Wario Bike, with the two characters from Super Mario Land being at the Wrecking Crew stage as they were in front of the green construction site. "I know you're as gassy as all the girls, plus me, but do yourself a favor and keep that fat ass of yours shut!"
"Zip it, epic fart man!" Daisy snapped as she pointed at Wario, farting while pointing.
Wario just rolled his eyes and muttered to himself as he kept on fixing his bike, taking out some garlic and munching on it.
"...You know, having that said, I should watch how I break wind... or I might shit my pants like Peach does." Daisy remarked, farting a wet toot as she noticed the back of her biker pants puffing up. "Case in point..."
"Daisy, you should never poop your pants willingly." Toadette stated to Daisy in a thought bubble as she held her hands together. "Trust me, I know. I may love wearing diapers, but you shouldn't just do that. Toilets exist for a reason."
"Yes, Daisy. Didn't you know that farts in general are gross AND dangerous?" Birdo added as she popped up next to Toadette in the thought bubble.
"I don't even know why I'm here." Dry Bowser remarked with a casual shrug as he was also in the thought bubble. "Probably just for a pointless cameo."
"Come on, Pikachu, it's not funny!" Sonic the Hedgehog exclaimed angrily as he zipped up and down and all around the construction site, with Pikachu holding several chili dogs in his paws.
"You'll never pika catch me!" Pikachu laughed, jumping off the green platform as he accidentally landed right in between Daisy's butt cheeks, opening his eyes to see the small brown stain on Daisy's ass. "Oh shit."
Pikachu was then quite literally blasted off again by Daisy farting a thunderous tuba toot so bassy, it caused the entire construction site to collapse on itself, with Sonic screaming as he flailed his arms, falling down and landing on Wario, with both being crushed by the construction platforms and equipment as Daisy fart dashed out of the way, panting as she took a look at the remains of the Wrecking Crew stage. Daisy then unleashed a bout of different pitched farts, from the bubbly ones to the raunchiest, with the red haired tomboy princess blushing as she was also disgruntled.]
"Damn it, now I pooped my pants like Peach did!" Daisy stated in dismay as she placed her hands on her burping big butt, which still was churning out farts, mostly bassy ones. "I better go shopping for new underwear... it's gonna me a gross, soggy mess on the way to the mall from here..."
And thus ended JUST one of the many tales of Princess Daisy farting.
THE END