Blarg. Sorreh I haven't posted in a while. I've been super busy with summer school.

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Warning: RoyEd-ness.

"What?!" Yelled Ed as he read the piece of paper Roy held in front of him. "All military personnel have to have a high school education? Are you serious?"

Roy sighed and put the paper down on his desk. "Yup." He sat down, leaning his head on his arm

. Ed groaned and slumped into a chair. "But…I haven't gone to school since mom died. Does that mean I can't work for the military anymore?" Ed asked anxiously, leaning forward in his chair. "I can't be a state alchemist?"

Roy shook his head. "Relax, Edward. The Fuhrer spoke to me this morning. He's willing to make an exception for you because of your…special circumstances. He said he's satisfied with your knowledge of all standard academic subjects. You know, science, history, english, all of them...except math, which frankly, you suck at. He said you have to study and take some sort of test."

Ed leaned forward in his chair. "What?" He protested. "I can do math."

Roy raised and eyebrow. "Okay, Ed. What's the square root of 12?" He scoffed.

Ed's face reddened slightly and he crossed his arms, leaning back in his chair. "That's a stupid question. I know math." He replied.

Roy shook his head. "Well, the Fuhrer doesn't think so, and what he says goes. He's already assigned me to be your tutor." Roy said with a slight roll of his eyes.

Ed sighed and uncrossed his arms. "I guess I have no choice. Fine."

Roy smiled and took out a piece of paper and pencil from a desk drawer. "Okay then. Let's get started."

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Nearly three hours later, Ed slammed down his pencil. "No more!" He yelled.

"I hate this. My hands are cramping up. And who needs to know about stupid quadrilaterals anyway? When the hell will I need to find the fucking angle of a fucking square? Yeah, that's right. Never!"

Roy sighed. "Alright, Edward. Finish that problem and we'll call it a day."

"No." Ed replied defiantly. "I said I'm not doing anymore."

"Finish it or you're sleeping on the couch tonight." Ed scowled, but did as he was told and finished the problem.

Roy grinned and leaned over his desk to plant a chaste kiss on Ed's lips. "There, that wasn't so hard was it?"

Ed glared at his lover. "Bastard. I hate you."

Roy chuckled and leaned over to kiss him again. "I love you too, Ed."

I cooked up this one in math.

So, I've become hooked on this anime called Lucky Star. It's actually pretty cool and references The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya alot, which is one of my favorite shows! I tried learning the dance last week and failed miserably. xD It was fun, though. I was thinking of not being Alphonse for Megacon next year and being Konata instead, but I can't do that to Al!

A-a-nyway, thanks to the peoples who reviewed!

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'Till next time,

-Kateh! :3