Wow, I feel some kind of happiness that this fic got reviews on its launch date. Now I don't own anyone in this story other than Buddy. So without anything else out of me let's see the second case in:
Captain Olimar: Private eye
Bowser Jr agreed to help Olimar in his cases, and during their glory moment of solving their first case, someone noticed something odd. "Hey guys, where did Game and Watch go?" Diddy asked. Everyone shrugged, no one had seen game and watch all day.
"Looks like another case" Olimar said, beginning his search for game and watch. Then, there was a bright light… When the light cleared, there was writing on the walls hastily sprayed with a slimy goop. The words were 'Look Out Olimar, Keep Interest Nowhere.'
Case two, the Game and watch kidnapping.
"Looks like someone has it out for you" Jr said as Buddy sketched the writing. "Weird huh? When was the last time any of you have seen Game and Watch?" Olimar asked the crowd. "I saw him walking down the main hall yesterday." Pit said. "I saw him in my window" Zelda said "I saw him stealing my trail mix" King DeeDeeDee said. "Yoshi!" said anonymous (Anonymous didn't want his name in this for safety reasons.).
"Well that gives us places to look then. I'll check the main hall, Buddy you check in Dedede's kitchen and Jr you check Zelda's room." Olimar said, the team splitting up to their locations.
-The main hall-
The main hall was just that, a hall with doors leading to Master and Crazy hand's rooms with a box at the end, but Olimar knew that either hand would have seen Game and watch anyways. "Huh, nothings here but then again…" Olimar lifted a cardboard box to reveal Snake holding a note. "Hey! Don't intrude my box-fort. Wait, your Marlio right?" Snake asked. "It's Olimar." "Right, some flat guy wanted me to give you this." Snake handed Olimar the note. It read 'They're Here Everywhere'
"Huh. Did you see where the flat guy went?" Olimar asked hopefully. "Nope, but he did say something about trail mix" Snake said before ducking into his box and shuffling away. 'Trail mix…King Dedede's trail mix…' Olimar thought and ran off to the elevator.
He entered and pressed the K button, although the elevator stopped for Captain Falcon. "Oh no, not him again! Just ignore him" Olimar thought, whipping out his DS to play New Super Mario Bros. Captain Falcon looked over and began the back seat gaming. "Jump on the turtle." "Hit the goomba" "Sweet, power up." Falcon grinned. "Dude, that coin was like right there!" Once the elevator stopped Olimar dashed out only to run smack-dab into DK, but with Falcon leaning over Olimar's shoulder, he fell over as well into a dog pile.
"Ow… my ribcage." Olimar Groaned, limping off and leaving Falcon with DK.
-Dedede's kitchen-
Buddy looked around and wiped the tears from his mouth, or drool or a mixture of both but anyways he was in fat guy heaven. There were so many foods in the refrigerator, from Moo Moo farm milk to Shroom Fry to Watermelon Pie to carrot cake to Chili dogs to beef. On the counter though, was a golden bag of Trail Mix standing proudly, with delicious melty M&M's but then its crunchy mini-Pretzels will catch you off guard. Yet the soothing but zesty Doritos will add the delicious addiction.
"Maybe just one pawful" Buddy said, only to grab the bag and devour its contents. Instead a note popped out. 'We Eat Leftovers, Loser.' Was scribbled on it. "Weird." Buddy was about to leave when he bumped into Meta Knight. "BEWARE I KNOW FAT-FU! Wait a moment…what are you doing here Meta Knight?" Buddy asked. "Uh, just getting a simple spoon for the king's soup. He is dreadfully hungry." Meta Knight said. "Okay, see you." Buddy left the room.
Meta Knight's eyes shifted and he opened the refrigerator, pulling out a box of Ice Cream. He opened it and smelled the fresh artic scent. A wire snapped and Lucario fell from the roof, apparently waiting for Buddy to leave but fell anyways. The two stared until Lucario spoke "Share and I won't tell." "Deal" The two shook hands and began eating ice cream.
-Outside Dedede's room-
Olimar managed to fix his ribs with an ancient Hocotatian method, but anyways He met up with Buddy. "Well I found a note, how about you?" Olimar asked. "Trail mix and a note" Buddy replied. "There's only one more thing to do, let's check on Jr." Olimar said as he walked off to the elevator.
Buddy got in and pressed the LOZ button. The two waited for their arrival.
-Zelda's Room-
Jr had looked around the rooms without touching anything, but no game and watch. "Dang, it looks like I'll have to look in the nooks and crannies then." Jr said to no one in particular, opening drawers, boxes, refrigerators, bank accounts, and windows but there was no sign of him.
Jr opened the closet and rummaged through the dry cleaning bags. Game and Watch could literally be anywhere. "Let's see, a dress, dresses, a costume, some kind of frilly thingy, a slingshot, tickets to 101 Nights the movie, a bat, some ice Cream…"
Jr abandoned the closet only to search under the mattress. "Quarters, hair brush, Shot Gun, Chicken Soup for the Teenage soul, Luigi's shoe, Link's hat, a spring." The koopaling ran off to the kitchen to check the cabinets. "Soup, Beans, Diet sprite, Very Fancy Doilies, a nail…" Jr checked everywhere, pocketing some coins he found under the couch but then he noticed a note on the fridge.
2 do list
Send txt to Link
Try and beat twilight princess
Underline more words
Find Luigi's Shoe
Free Willy
"Weird, Jr said not noticing a bucket of white-out falling from a high counter and erasing every word other than the beginning ones. Jr shrugged and dried it off to pocket it anyways. He left the room unaware that he left the room a mess.
-Smash Bros Cafeteria-
The three detectives met for lunch to discuss the notes. "Okay let's see what we have" Olimar said, putting down his Ramen Noodles for a moment to organize the notes.
"We have, Look out Olimar Keep-Interest Nowhere-They're Here Everywhere- Send Try Underline Find Free-and We Eat Leftovers Losers…" Olimar said, spreading the notes on the table.
"It makes no sense. Hey, crunch-atize me captain." Buddy said, Olimar obliged and passed the Captain Crunch. (I had to put that joke in, it was driving me nuts.) "Wait a moment…" Olimar lined up the notes and… he was stumped. "It doesn't make sense, this must have been put together by a genius or a secret agent or a teenager with too much time on his hands who is obsessed with video games." Jr shrugged, sipping his Chuckola-Cola.
"Wait say that again." Olimar said suddenly. "It doesn't make sense." "No after that" "Obsessed with games" "before that" "A secret-" "STOP! I got it!" Olimar said as he ran off to the MK floor. "What's with him?" Jr asked. "Get used to it." Buddy said simply, continuing to eat the mountain loads of cereal he had.
-Mario's Room-
Olimar successfully snuck into Mario's room which was easy since the door was open. He entered the bedroom and saw a small suitcase watching TV. "Huh? Hello, Im Stuffwell" (the briefcase Mario lugs around in Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time.) "Right, do me a favor and open for me." Olimar said. "Sorry, no can-do. I only open for a password."
"Is it Peach?"
"No"
"Mushroom?"
"No"
"Luigi?"
"No"
"Bowser sucks?"
"No"
"Your mom?"
"No"
"Peach is hot?"
"No"
"I hate my fans?"
"No"
"Final Smash?"
"No"
"Jumpman?"
"No"
"Sonic is stupid?"
"No"
"Hannah Montana sucks?"
"Even though I agree, it's not the password"
"Its-a me, Mario?"
"No"
"Mario Bros?"
"No"
"Mario strikers?"
"No"
"ARGH!!OPEN UP YOU STUPID BRIEFCASE!"
"Wow how did you know?" Stuffwell was baffled and opened up; revealing…some socks, Peach's diary, a mustache comb, and a copy of the colorful clown comes to town. "What? He had to be here, the clues all point to it!" Olimar said, pacing back and forth. "Let's see, we checked Dedede's kitchen, Zelda's Room, the main hall, that's every clue. Wait" Olimar thought back to what Anonymous had said.
"Yoshi" said Anonymous as he walked into the room. "(secure information), there you are. What do you mean I haven't checked his room?" Olimar asked. "Yoshi" Anonymous replied, explaining a missing piece of the puzzle. "Oh, right. Thanks" Olimar ran off to the elevator and pressed the CLASSIC button.
-Samus' room-
A box, that's all there was suspicious. Who was in the box, well isn't it obvious? Samus hadn't noticed it yet, as it was cleverly hidden in the middle of her living room. Snake moved abit, sighing in relief that Samus hadn't taken note of it. Snake moved closer, hitting the wall by mistake. His heart stopped, but Samus continued to watch television.
"Gotta be more careful" Snake thought as he moved abit to the right, knocking over a vase. Samus remained fixated on the Mighty Putty commercial, not noticing that the 1000003 thousand dollar vase was knocked over and broken. "that was too close" Snake thought, backing up abit only to hit a lamp that knocked over a bigger lamp that knocked over a bookshelf, causing a frayed wire explosion.
Snake kicked himself, yet Samus didn't notice a thing. "Jeez, she's deaf" Snake whispered to himself. "What was that?" Samus wondered, grabbing the Plasma Whip from under the sofa mattress. "Uh, nothing" Snake said, smacking himself for stupidity. "Oh okay. Hey wait a moment, cardboard boxes don't talk." Samus lifted the box, revealing Snake and the classic 'you've been found' noise.
"Oh Moblin…" Snake mumbled, trying to saw a hole in the floor to escape from. "Seventh time this week Snake, and it's Monday." Samus said, grabbing Snake by the sneaking suit and throwing him out the window.
-Game and Watch's room-
Well, his room was plain. It was white, with no furniture, no plants, a small window, and that's it. Wait a window? That's too un-plain to be Game and Watch. Olimar walked towards the window and felt it with his hand, peeling it off the wall to reveal a stairway. He followed cautiously and found…A surveillance room, Game and Watch being the security guard. "BEEP!" Game and Watch said, unhappy that his area was invaded.
"Sorry to disturb you, but why are you hiding here? I looked all over the place for you!" Olimar asked. Game and Watch began explaining
"Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep"
"Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep"
"I see, so you make sure no rules are broken?" "Beep" "Okay then but why did the lights go out?" "Beep, bop, beep" "Power outage? Well what's with the notes?" "Beep" "Oh teenagers…well case solved." Olimar grinned and left to the cafeteria once more to meet up with his investigation team.
" okay I found Game and Watch, case closed." Olimar said finishing his Ramen noodles as Snake fell outside the window. "So what happened? Where is he?" Buddy asked. "He is in the heart of every child, in the smile of every baby, and in his room acting security guard." Olimar said.
"How'd you figure it out?" Asked Jr who was trying to find a quarter he dropped. "Simple really. All the notes together form a secret message. Every first letter. Watch."
Look
Out
Olimar
Keep
Interest
Nowhere
They're
Here
Everywhere
Send
Try
Underline
Find
Free
We
Eat
Leftovers
Losers
"Now take out the letters except for the first in each." Olimar pointed it out.
L
O
O
K
I
N
T
H
E
S
T
U
F
F
W
E
L
L
"Wow. That is cool. But who was the flat guy that gave Snake the note?" Buddy wondered.
"it's a me!" a voice said. Everyone looked at the entrance to find…Paper Mario! "Me and G&W are good pals. He didn't want to leave post so he sent me to give Snake the note. But it's just a coincidence that there was a message." Paper Mario said.
"Olimar" Master hand said. "Yes?" "who ever appointed you detective?" "Uhhh….myself." "Who gave you the right?" "Crazy hand" "Ok." Master hand nodded to the best of his ability and floated away to do paperwork.
"Well I need a nap, two in a row on my first day is tiring. I'll be back in a few hours." Olimar left to his room.
-Olimar's room-
Olimar removed his helmet and jumped on the bed, pulling the covers over his head and trying to fall asleep. There was something wrong however, a note was on his pillow. Olimar turned the light on and read it.
Dear Captain Olimar,
Sorry to disturb you as you are very busy with your duties as Detective. I need you to come to Link's room between the hours of 12:00 and 12:45, the only times that Master Hand sleeps. Why her room? Because the stages are restricted to anyone other than your team in the day, it is easy to reach/enter and Game&Watch does not care if anyone enter there.
I can not explain further in a letter but please come, I am in need of your service.
Sincerely, A smash bro in need.
Olimar folded the letter and set his alarm clock to 11:50. He fell asleep quickly because of his tiredness.
-later, 12:00 P.M-
Olimar slowly opened the door to Link's room and crept inside. He glanced around, not seeing anyone anywhere. He checked the bathroom, he checked the kitchen, he checked Link's bedroom, he checked under Link, no one was there.
"Pst…" Olimar continued searching "Pst!" Olimar the medicine cabinets. "PST!" Olimar found only prescription pills for a cold. "OLIMAR!" screamed a voice. Olimar jumped. "hmmmm, I didn't take your stupid comics Ganondorf…" Link stirred.
"who's there?" whispered Olimar, glancing around. "It's me." Said the familiar voice of…
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Game and watch has been found, Olimar officially the detective, a smasher needs his help, and Link has strange dreams. Who is the smasher? Find out in the next chapter.
Captain Olimar Private Eye: The Mystery smasher.