April fool's fanfic

April fool's fanfic!

AN: this is an april fools joke I played on my friends at school. I was about to write chapter 12 of the demon barber returns at school since I had a free period, when I suddenly found my three best friends, mariam, dina and soraya peeking over my shoulder to read it. So I wrote this instead. (evil laugh)

Characters:

Me, Farida (yep that's my real name)

Mariam

Dina, aka dina disaster on her fanfic account

Soraya, dina's elder sister who is smily sun in her not-so-anonymous reviews.

Sweeney Todd (duh)

Mrs Lovett

I burst through the barber shop door, to find Sweeney approaching Mariam, brandishing out his razor, while Soraya was laughing evilly. Dina was busy talking to Mrs Lovett about how delicious her meat pies were going to be.

"NOOOOOOO!!" I yelled, jumping on Sweeney and tackling him to the floor.

Dina gave me a weird look. "Farida, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'M SAVING MARIAM YOU IDIOT!!"

"But dearie- "

"Don't you dearie me, mrs Lovett!" I screamed while Sweeney was still struggling. "YOU WANTED TO BAKE MAH BEST FRIEND INTO A PIE!!"

"uhh… Farida?"

"Not now, Mariam, I'm trying to rescue-"

"But I don't need rescuing!!"

There was an awkward silence which was only broken by another evil laugh from Soraya. "You… you didn't?"

"No! Mr. Todd was just about to slice my Twinkie bar so he could have some!!"

I lowered my gaze to the barber's face. It was covered in cream.

"heh heh… sorry?"

Sweeney scowled.

He pushed me off, glaring at me, fingering his razor dangerously. I backed away nervously.

"But then why was Soraya laughing like a maniac?"

"Ermm… tha' would be me."

I turned my head to Mrs Lovett, who was shifting her legs uncomfortably. "ummm… I tried addin' a new ingredient to me pies… but I think I added too much of it."

"MUAHAHAHAH!! I AM A FLYING BANNANA!! WEEEEEEEEE!!"

Soraya, ran around, spreading her arms out and pretending to fly, crashing into a very alarmed Mr Todd. "Oh noes! A skunk from AUSTRALIA!! DON'T KEEEEEEL MEE!!"

"Get off me!"

"Yes, sir CAP'N JACK!"

She gave him a hug, ran around again and crashed into the barber chair flipping over it. "Oomf!"

Mariam peeked from behind the chair. "Soraya?"

She was groaning, holding her head. "Mrs. Lovett… you put too much coffee in that thing."

Sweeney and I both raised an eyebrow and said in unison. "Coffee?"

She gave an apologetic smile. I slapped my head, Sweeney shook his, Mariam's jaw dropped open. Dina was just staring off in space as usual.

"So…" I said sliding my hand off my face and trying to change the subject. "What now?"

Sweeney looked at me with his evil grin. "I say we end this fanfiction..."

He pulled out his razor. All four of us, me, Dina Soraya and Mariam gave out a gasp of fear. We looked around. No escape.

"… WITH TWINKIES!!" he took out a bag full of Twinkies and started to slash them open.

"YAAAAYY!!"

And we all lived happily ever after, eating Twinkies.

The end.

AN: ermm… yeaaaahhh….

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!! Hope you guys like it, and if you review, I'll give you a Twinkie bar which was personally slashed open by Sweeney!