Starclan is Moving!
Lonely French Fry: Your ALL going to pay for what Dustpan did to me!!!!
Bluestar: WHY?! It was HIM not US!
Lonely French Fry: Because you all raised him from kit hood to cat hood and he learned his horrid ways from all of you!!!
-All the cats in the clearing look around at each other-
Bluestar: What are you talkin' about WE didn't raise him...he was adopted!
-All cats Gasp and speak amongst each other-
Dustpan: WHAT?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!
Bluestar: We didn't feel the time was right...
Dustpan: Then who is my mother?!?!
Bluestar: Let me check....
-Bluestar pulls out laptop and goes onto the Warriors website. Looks at the family tree tab for Warriors: first arc-
Bluestar: Hmmm...it says right here that you are quote "not connected to a current liniage"...HAHA so there is proof!
-All the cats gather around laptop including the lonely French fry-
Leopardstar: HEY!!! look apparently Tigerstar was adopted too!!!
Tigerstar: But,but,but....I HAVE WARRIOR BLOOD!!!!
Ashtray: Well,we can't be to sure about that now...can we!
Tigerstar: -sob sob- ITS ALL A BUNCH OF LIES!!!
-Firefart comforts Tigerstar-
Firefart: Its ok...my love for you isn't a lie Tigerstar...
Tigerstar: and thats all that really matters...
-Sandwich notices the two tom cats, and out of anger spurts out...
Sandwich: Firefart was adopted too!! SEE! -Points at screen-
Bluestar: Nice going smart one... I was the one who adopted him REMEMBER, sheesh, and I thought I was an old she-cat...oh wait, my bad YOUR AN OLD TOM NOW!!!
-Sandwich growls-
-Bluestar was about to meow when another cat cut in...
Greyhair: DARKSTRIPE TOO! We adopted him!?!
Darkstripe: Is that an insult???
Greyhair: It is if you think of how YOU want to steal MY mate!!!
Darkstripe: wait a second! I love Blackstar not Millie...I mean Allagonza!
Greyhair: Shhhhh...
Allagonza: Excuse me?!
Greyhair: Oh Hi -GULPS- dearest!!!!
Darkstripe: You love BLACKSTAR!
Allagonza: I knew you could never love me more than Silverstream--wait did he say BLACKSTAR?!
Greystripe: no....
Drkstripe: yes...
Silverstream: someone called my name over here?
-Silverstream looks at the three cats-
Silverstream: Well, out of you three,I would asume it was Greystripe.
-Bluestar runs over and smacks Silverstream upside the head-
Bluestar: GreyHAIR greyHAIR greyHAIR! When will you guys learn to call a cat by their REAL name!!!!!????
Silverstream: but that is his rea-
Bluestar: NO ITS NOT!
-Silverstream stares at Greyhair-
Greyhair: uhhh...yeah it is Greyhair...
-Looks at Greyhair comfortingly-
Silverstream: oh its alright...I still love you...
Allagonza: I KNEW IT!!!!
Darkstripe: You missed your chance to get him back Silverstream...
Silverstream: What are you talking about?!
Darkstripe: Blackstar has his heart now...
-Silverstream stares in shock at Greyhair-
Silverstream: YOUR...GAY???
Greyhair: uhhhh....yeah....
Allagonza: I KNEW IT AGAIN! Its true!!! I'm no more than dirt!
Darkstripe: you got that right...hey wanna be my mate?
Allagonza: BUT YOUR GAY!!!
-Darkstripe looks at Greyhair-
Darkstripe: Well then, how about you, your gay too...
-The lonely French fry walks on top of a hill-
Lonely French Fry: THATS ENOUGH!!! We know enough about our ancestors now lets get a move on here!
-Lonely French Fry snaps his fingers-
Lonely French Fry: Ahem...DIE KITTYS OF INDIFFERENCE!!!!!
-Suddenly a mass of flying stuffed animals come soaring over into the camp and shooting gumballs and fluff at the clan cats-
Bluestar: WE MUST FIGHT!!!!
-Firefart digs his claws into a plush beaver-
Firefart: our claws can't defeat their evil cuddliness!!!!
Bluestar (while trying to fight of a beanie baby): I could care less about you right now Firefart!!!!
-Jaygirlygirl is fighting the air since he is in fact blind and has no clue what he is hitting-
Jaygirlygirl: I have discovered their ultimate power!!!
-All the cats listen while continuing to battle off the toys-
All cats: What?!
Jaygirlygirl: They can turn INVISIBLE!!!!
Lionfurwetter: YOUR BLIND YOU DUMB CAT!!! THERE IS NO ENEMY IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU JUST CAN'T SEE THAT!!!!
-Lionfurwetter wets his fur while punching a stuffed hippo-
Lionfurwetter: Aw crap....
-Lionfurwetter runs off to the dirtplace to take a shower and change his fur-
Tigerstar: MY WEDDING DAY IS RUINED!!!!
-Tigerstars fur catches fire-
Tigerstar: RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWR!!!
-All the cats stare at Tigerstar-
Tigerstar: NO ONE RUINS TIGERSTARS WEDDING DAY! AHHHHHHHHH!
-Tigerstar starts swinging at every stuffed thing he sees-
Bramblesnickers: Thats what I call a Bridezilla!
Firefart: I love it when he gets angry....raaaawr....
-Sandwich glares at Firefart, jumps on top of him and claws him to shreds-
-The flaming Tigerstar hits a stuffed grey cat-
Leafdisease: NOOO! THAT WAS CINDERPELT!!!
-Cinderpelt catches fire-
Leafdisease: AHHHHHH! NO CINDERPELT! I'M SOOOOORRY!!!!! -sob sob-
Bluestar: You stuffed Cinderpelt?! I thought we buried her!!!!
Leafdisease: I have a shovel you know! Its called grave digging!
-Bluestar shivers-
Tigerstar: Even my flames of fury won't damage these creatures!!!
Lonely French Fry: YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!!!!
-Toadkit runs over to a plush mouse and gives it a big hug-
Toadkit: i LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!! it is so fluffy mommy!
Dollop of Daisy: Drop it Toadkit!!!!
-The plush mouse explodes-
Toadkit: -eyes start watering- mousey...-wails-MOMMY I KILLED IT!!!!! I AM BAAAD!!!! -starts crying harder-
Dollop of Daisy: -eyes sparkle- NO NO NO! YOU are VERY GOOD!
Toadkit: say what???
Dollop of Daisy: EVERYONE START HUGGING THE PLUSHIES!
Jaygirlygirl: OK!!! -starts running with his arms wide open-
-Lionfurwetter walks out of the dirt place with a towel on and black fur-
-Jaygirlygirl runs into Lionfurwetter and gives him a HUGE hug-
Jaygirlygirl: HA-HA! Your invisible powers have worn off! NOW DIE! MELT! MELT! MELT! Melt you furocious plush creature of DOOOOOOM!
Lionfurwetter: THE FREAK!?! GET OFF ME YOU FLEE BAG!
Jaygirlygirl: Oh, so NOW your talking HUH? Tell me...WHO IS YOUR LEADER!!!
-Lionfurwetter tries to wiggle out of Jaygirlygirl's hug-
Jaygirlygirl: I'LL HUG HARDER!!! NOW SPIT IT OUT!
Lionfurwetter: I AM YOUR BROTHER...LIONFURWETTER!!!!
Jaygirlygirl: AW SHAT-AAP!!! Now tell the truth! -squeezes harder-
-Lionfurwetter wets his fur-
-jaygirlygirl feels the water run down his own leg-
Jaygirlygirl: Trying to unleash some magical liquid of some sort onto me are you??? WELL ITS NOT WORKING!!!
Lionfurwetter: -sighs- ugh...fine my leader is the Lonely French Fry..happy now???
Jaygirlygirl: Stay RIGHT HERE!!!!
Lionfurwetter: Its not like you can SEE me run away!!!
Jaygirlygirl: -gulps while thinking this plushy is ONTO ME!- ummmm....course I can you...you FOOL!!! NOW STAY! remember...I am WATCHING your every move.... -shakes his paw threatningly in a fist-
-After Jaygirlygirl runs off blindly Lionfurwetter gets up and walks back into the dirtplace for another shower-
Lionfurwetter: I REALLY hate this clan...-closes shower door-
Because of length this story had to be shortened into 2 parts!
KEEP WATCH FOR PART 2!!!