I do not own anything. This is the companion piece to "Fecking Diary" please R&R, especially if you can figure out who some of the "comments" on the blog are from.

Betchin' Blog

Hai Guyz!

It's Matty-Mario3 and I'm back from hiatus. Mel kinda blew himself half to bits, totally messed up his face. I didn't mean to neglect y'all.

Heh, it seems my old account got deleted while I was gone. Probably becuase of all the negative references to kira. Anyways...I'm on my new laptop in future shop. Bitchin'. Some little old Lady was staring at my goggles a few minutes ago, she wouldn't stop...weirdo. Is it wrong for a gut to be sitting in the middle of the gaming department wearing goggles and typing at his new laptop? if it is, I don't want to be right.

Hmmm...Mel seemed depressed-ish when I left...hope he's alright...those of you who read my previous work know all about Mel...the chocolate terminator, sexy. blond, leather fetish Mello. Straight Mello. As straight as his impeccable hair. I'm sure he'll be fine... he always is... I really hope so... I would know. I'm his bitch. Though I don't know if he knows just how much of his bitch I am...

I love that kid.

Oh yeah, and for all you n00b readers, I'm -ALLOWED- to love Mello. he's eighteen, I'm eighteen and I'm bi. Even if he'll never love me as anything more than a chocolate dispenser, I can love him all I want. So all you fucking soap box standing assholes can go click the back button. NOW. thank you.

Holy shit, Brawl's out! WTF?! did I forget the date? I'll just call this day number one... how in hell did I not KNOW it was out!? Taking care of Mel must have dulled my gaming sense... brb.

:Matty has obtained brawl. level up!:

I should get home, Mello and I can play this now... :D talk to you later, n00bs and pwners.

Matty-Mario3 has 8 comments.

Matty-boi-Stalker: OMG UR BACK!! :squee!!: U shuld totally get all "bow-chicka-wow-wow-" with Mellow-chan. And if he dozen't want U, -I- always will 3

GmerRPG12: Dude, long time no read. Fuckin' admins... anways, WB brosef. "Brawl" pwns n00bs. Oh, and bang Mello. You know he wants you.

Soapbox-13: Ur Ghey. Tits or GTFO

Albino-Mech-Kid: Glad to see you are still alive, "Matthew". I suppose even being number three would have its risks, no? I shouldn't be surprised to have tracked you down through a blog, now that I think about it...Send my condolences to poor "Mello"...he always was second, and now he's as such in the looks department as well...how fitting. :curls hair with finger: Such justice filled irony is so sweet... Anyways, though it is beyond me why you would want to, if your desire is to copulate with...this..allegedly "straight" Mello, I'm sure you're out of luck. However, if he is simply hiding his homosexuality, then all you have to do is use a girl (or guy) to make him jealous. Based on his psychological profile, he is eighty three percent likely to snap and be the initiator in that instance. All for now. I'll be in touch, "Matthew".

-- Soapbox-13: I take it back, Matty, U R not ghey...AMK, -U- are Ghey. Very Ghey. plx tits or GTFO.

L iving and breathing: Matt? Great to hear from you, I was checking up "AMK's"links and found this. Sadly I did not read your other work prior to it's deletion. I am sure it would have proved interesting. You wish to have relations with Mello? O.O There was only a thirty seven percent chance of this occurring at my last calculation... good luck.

Godofthenewworld: This is relevant to my interests. Exactly -how- did Mello get blow apart? Do you have any pictures of him? ASL plx...

Popstar-Princess-Pink: Matty sounds Kawaii!! Popstar get pictures? pwease? it would make Popstar's boyfriend love her more!