The Last of the Christmas presents were opened, there was one more left. It was from The Superior to the Organization. No one was particularly excited to open this present. They had their reasons; usually presents from the Superior were very...cheap and annoying to everyone... Except Demyx. Demyx could make anything annoying to the other members. Last Christmas the Superior had bought them thirteen bottles of fabric paint. For three months Demyx had made all the tube socks into sock puppets. The worst part of it was when he tried to get everyone to join in and have a puppet show. Marluxia's sock puppet molested Vexen's unenthusiastic sock puppet and it all went down hill from there. This event explained a few scars and a six-week trip in the lexicon for poor Dem-Dem. This however would be very much worse for the Organization. Demyx Squealed at the sight of one more present under the tree and quickly grabbed it and shredded the black wrapping paper as well as the gold and silver ribbon off of the box.
"OH. MY. GOD." Demyx squealed even louder, no doubt that he was completely doped up on sugar. Demyx did have thirteen candy canes and all the Christmas cookies he could stuff down his face, after all. Demyx smiled very big, everybody else looked at what Demyx was holding like it was a very venomous snake with a pink bow on it. It was a Dance Dance Revolution. Demyx smiled as though he would if Xemnas just made a public announcement that they did have hearts and they could feel emotions. Demyx got up and hugged around Xemnas' neck repeating the word thank you very very fast. At the moment the Superior was regretting the buying of the Dance Dance Revolution. Xemnas didn't think that grabbing the first thing he saw was going to cause so much happiness to Demyx.
"Demyx…Get off of me…NOW," Xemnas said in a dangerous tone. Demyx let go and ran off in his bunny footie pajamas to hook up the dance dance revolution and play it nonstop for months on end.
Demyx looked around, bored out of his mind. It had been about five months since he opened the package containing the Dance Dance revolution. He played it for hours on end, and now after five months he was starting to get bored with it. Demyx sat on the couch and looked at the ceiling for a minute. During that minute Demyx realized that it would be more fun if he had others to play with. Demyx gasped deciding to see if anyone wants to have a Dance Dance Revolution competition. Demyx walked into the other room to see Axel and Roxas watching some sort of racing movie. Axel put his arm around the back of the couch where Roxas was sitting.
"Axel…. Remove your arm" Roxas said, slightly colder than he wanted to. Roxas didn't want to be with Axel today but when he held up the fast and the furious. Roxas couldn't refuse Axel. Roxas loved this movie and Axel knew it. Demyx approached them, wanting to have a Dance Dance Revolution competition very badly.
"Umm…. Guys…. I was wondering if you wanted to have a Dance Dance Revolution Competition with me" Demyx said, hoping they would say yes.
"Nope…me and Roxy are watching movies…" Axel said in a hurry, hoping to get some make out time with Roxas soon. Demyx frowned and walked to the superior's office. Xemnas and Saix were both in there doing what looked like paperwork. Xemnas had his eyes on Saix who was trying to tell him something. He had hesitated and such for minutes at a time. It was hard to tell someone that you love him or her if the person says that none of the Nobodies could love.
"Never mind…Superior" Saix said when he saw Demyx standing at the door. Saix had wanted to tell Xemnas how he felt about him. Not with someone else in the room, expecally Demyx. Who smiled at them, hoping they would say yes to his question.
"Do you guys want to have a dance dance revolution competition, with me?" Demyx asked, as politely as he could. Xemnas blinked at Demyx.
"…A…what? Xemnas asked, raising an eyebrow at Demyx.
"……A dance dance revolution Competition…." Demyx said, looking at Xemnas and Saix hopefully.
"No" Saix and Xemnas said in perfect unison. Demyx frowned slightly. So far four of the thirteen organization members did not want to have a Dance Dance revolution Competition with him.
"ok" Demyx said, turning around and closing the door behind him. Demyx walked down into the halls and to the built in shooting range in the basement. Xigbar was down their causing Demyx to perk up How could Xigbar pass up a competition? Demyx jumped on Xigbar when he saw him. Xigbar lost balance and fell to the floor. He had just finished a round so his guns were not summoned.
"Hey little dude" Xigbar said, slightly smiling.
"Hey Xiggy. Do you want to have a Dance Dance Revolution competition with me?" Demyx asked, innocent and childishly. Xigbar frowned slightly. He didn't really like the dance dance revolution thing that much. He would rather be shooting at targets.
"No, sorry kid. I don't really want to at the moment," Xigbar said
"Oh ok" Demyx said, sounding disappointed a little bit. Demyx got off of Xigbar and walked to the door.
"Hey…where are you going?" Xigbar asked frowning. He felt kind of bad that he had said no to Demyx more or less because Demyx had a pouty face.
"I am hungry and I am going to go make some fish sticks" Demyx said, smiling at Xigbar as he walked up the stairs to the beloved kitchen. Demyx slightly frowned five out of the twelve members had said no to him over the dance dance revolution competition. Demyx felt slightly discouraged over this but he still had six more members to ask. Demyx walked into the kitchen and preheated the oven to 350 degrees and waited for the oven to preheat. About half way into the preheating Demyx got the fish sticks out of the freezer and put them on the tray. About ten minutes after he put the fish sticks on the trey they went into the oven. Demyx set the timer and waited for fifteen minutes. While that was in the oven. Demyx went to look for tarter sauce. They were out so Demyx pulled out the Mayo and the sweet relish. He was going to make his own. In exactly fifteen minutes Demyx had a huge batch of home made tarter sauce and a pile of perfect looking fish sticks. Demyx was munching on them when Xaldin walked inside the kitchen.
"Hey Xaldy" Demyx said, cheerfully to Xaldin. Xaldin mumbled a response back to Demyx. He had a hangover. Demyx decided to try his luck with him.
"Want to have a dance dance revolution competition with me?" Demyx asked, hopeful that a hung over Xaldin would say yes. Xaldin looked at Demyx like he was crazy to ask.
"No" Xaldin said, very flatly. He really did not want to play on the dance dance revolution with a hangover, no one does.
"…Oh…ok…" Demyx said, slightly frowning.
"Want a fish stick? He asked, smiling slightly at Xaldin.
"…Get out…" Xaldin said, pointing to the door.
"…I just as-"
"OUT"
Demyx ran out with his fish sticks. He walked aimlessly around the castle eating his fish sticks happily. Demyx loved his fish sticks. Pretty soon he ran into a door of a room. Demyx was paying attention to his fish sticks more than to where he was going. Demyx looked at the door and blinked. It was the door to no other than Vexen's lab. Demyx opened the door and walked in. what he saw was very typical for the organization. Marluxia with his hand down Vexen's pants.
"Get off of me, Marluxia, I am trying to do some paperwork to give the superior today" Vexen said, almost yelling at him. Marluxia did not remove his hand from Vexen's pants. This was a potential rape scene. It always was a potential rape scene.
"Hey Vexy, hey Marly" Demyx said cheerfully to them. Vexen's eye violently twitched at the nickname. Vexen hated being called Vexy. Marluxia was not paying attention to Demyx. He was paying attention sucking on Vexen's neck. Vexen was very close to blowing up on both Marluxia and Demyx. He wanted to finish his work.
"Do you guys want to have a dance dance revolution competition with me?" Demyx asked, innocent to the whole between Vexen and Marluxia. Vexen did another very violent twitch and stood up. Vexen yanked the hand out of his pants and walked behind Marluxia. He grabbed the hood of Marluxia and soon Demyx. Soon the door was open and before Marluxia and Demyx knew what hit him, Vexen pushed them outside of the lab and slammed the door shut behind them. Vexen chuckled to himself and went back to work.
"I will take that as a no…. Do you want to have a dance dance revo-" Demyx started to Marluxia. Demyx was getting very discouraged with the dance dance revolution competition.
"No" Marluxia said, grumpily as he got up and walked off. Vexen's complete rejection of him got him in a very bad mood. Demyx got up and went to go find Lexaeus, because usually Lexaeus said yes or nothing at all but just puts up with whatever Demyx is asking him to participate in. Demyx went to Lexaeus' training room first.
Lexaeus was usually always training, even when he was sick. Demyx walked in the training room. Demyx saw that Lexaeus was lifting weights. How much? Only Lexaeus could tell you that. Demyx walked over to Lexaeus and smiled down at him.
"Hey Lexy, do you want to have a Dance dance revolution competition with me?" Demyx asked, hoping and expecting that Lexaeus would say yes to him. Demyx really wanted to play with at least someone.
"…Not today, I am tired…" Lexaeus said, very apologetically to him. Lexaeus sort of wanted to play but he was about to go lay down and take a nap. Demyx frowned and walked away pouting. Lexaeus looked after him leaving and frowned. A few minutes later Lexaeus went to his room and took a much-needed nap. Demyx went to the library. Demyx walked over to one of his favorite people: Zexion. Zexion did like Demyx but he chose not to say anything. Mostly because he thought Demyx would cling to him everyday. Zexion was at the table in the back of the library. Zexion knew that Demyx was there even though that Demyx was trying to be quiet. He did not escape Zexion's ears and nose. Demyx walked behind Zexion.
"Do you want to have a dance dance revolution competition with me?" Demyx asked, hopeful that Zexion would say yes. Zexion didn't even look up at Demyx.
"No I would not," Zexion said, as he continued to read.
"Oh…. Ok…." Demyx said sadly. Zexion fought with himself not to just say yes and play him once loose and make Demyx's day. Demyx walked out of the library to the living room again. He was sad because no one wanted to play with him. Larxene and Luxord were in the living room playing go fish together. Luxord was obviously winning against a not so happy Larxene. Demyx perked up a little and walked over to them.
"Hey I was wondering if you two wanted to have a Dance Dance Revolution competition with me?" Demyx asked, these were the last two nobodies in the castle.
"Nope…. I don't" Luxord said, putting down a pair of matches down.
"Same" Larxene said, growling slightly, she was getting annoyed at Luxord for winning all the time. Demyx frowned and walked off to the couch on the other side of the room and pouted. About an hour after he had asked Larxene and Luxord the superior called a meeting. Demyx reluctantly got up and went to go to the meeting. During the meeting Xemnas ranted about pretty much nothing, Demyx pouted the whole three hours of the meeting. Xemnas looked at Demyx and knew he would regret asking this but he had to.
"What is wrong, number nine?" Xemnas asked, slightly frowning.
"No one wants to have a dance dance revolution competition with me" Demyx said and continued to pout. Just then Xemnas got a very bright idea in his head.
"I will make this competition mandatory with every one participating, if after the competition, we can get rid of the dance dance revolution" Xemnas said, smiling.
"OK" Demyx said cheerfully, agreeing almost before the superior finished. Xemnas made a chart on the first round: Xemnas verse Xigbar, Xaldin verse Vexen, Lexaeus verse Zexion, Saix verse Axel, and Marluxia verse Larxene. Xemnas gave Demyx the chart to approve.
Demyx agreed to the chart and bounced happily to his room. Even though the Dance Dance revolution would be terminated after this. It was more fun if he had someone to play with.