'Ello again! I'm back :D and here is the R A N D O M C L A N!

In Randomstar's den...

:)fur: Holy...Crud...That...Rocked...

Randomstar: Do you really think so?

:)fur: OF COURSE!

Randomstar: Hmm... so u-

Unknown cat: ALL UR BASE BELONG TO US!

Randomstar: Uh... no it doesn't...

Unknown cat: Uhh... Yes... It does... We have your leader captive...

Randomstar: Uhh... I'm the leader...

Me: HEY! UNKNOWN CAT! GET OUT OF HERE! OUR SUPPOSED TO BE IN ASK THUNDERCLAN! (my upcoming story)

Unknown cat: Uhh... FIN! er... FINR! Dang..

Me: You mean fine...

Unknown cat:CENSOREDCENSOREDCENSOREDCENSOREDCENSORED

Me: Woah there! We might have kids! Jeez... Don't you have a Windclan to drive out or something?

Unknown Cat: Hey.. Is there a cat named Gaystripe?

Me: YOUR MOM'S- Oh... Dang... Er.. I don't think so...

Unknown cat: Actually.. my mother was a white cat... And I love her very much... But you make me sad...

T.T

Me: Could you just go away?

Unknown cat: Fine! I'll go! And I'm never coming back! NEVER!!

Background singers: Ooooh oooohhh oh!

Me: Uhh... where did you get background singers?

Background singers: We came on our own!

Me: Uhh... anyway...

Randomstar: AHHH TWOLEG AHHHH WTHOMGZOMGWTHAHHHHHHHHHH

Me; Lol... he's scared... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAOLOLZOMGLOLHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA... Eh heh... heh... yeah...

Randomstar: AHH A LAZOR! JEFF WUZ RIGHT ABOUT THE LAZORS!

Me: BAAAHHHHHH

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Me: LOOK ABOVE ME! A BUNNY!

Randomstar: Where?!

Me: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:)fur: Woah...

Randomstar: dead

IS RANDOMSTAR REALLY DEAD?? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!