'Ello again! I'm back :D and here is the R A N D O M C L A N!
In Randomstar's den...
:)fur: Holy...Crud...That...Rocked...
Randomstar: Do you really think so?
:)fur: OF COURSE!
Randomstar: Hmm... so u-
Unknown cat: ALL UR BASE BELONG TO US!
Randomstar: Uh... no it doesn't...
Unknown cat: Uhh... Yes... It does... We have your leader captive...
Randomstar: Uhh... I'm the leader...
Me: HEY! UNKNOWN CAT! GET OUT OF HERE! OUR SUPPOSED TO BE IN ASK THUNDERCLAN! (my upcoming story)
Unknown cat: Uhh... FIN! er... FINR! Dang..
Me: You mean fine...
Unknown cat:CENSOREDCENSOREDCENSOREDCENSOREDCENSORED
Me: Woah there! We might have kids! Jeez... Don't you have a Windclan to drive out or something?
Unknown Cat: Hey.. Is there a cat named Gaystripe?
Me: YOUR MOM'S- Oh... Dang... Er.. I don't think so...
Unknown cat: Actually.. my mother was a white cat... And I love her very much... But you make me sad...
T.T
Me: Could you just go away?
Unknown cat: Fine! I'll go! And I'm never coming back! NEVER!!
Background singers: Ooooh oooohhh oh!
Me: Uhh... where did you get background singers?
Background singers: We came on our own!
Me: Uhh... anyway...
Randomstar: AHHH TWOLEG AHHHH WTHOMGZOMGWTHAHHHHHHHHHH
Me; Lol... he's scared... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAOLOLZOMGLOLHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA... Eh heh... heh... yeah...
Randomstar: AHH A LAZOR! JEFF WUZ RIGHT ABOUT THE LAZORS!
Me: BAAAHHHHHH
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Me: LOOK ABOVE ME! A BUNNY!
Randomstar: Where?!
Me: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:)fur: Woah...
Randomstar: dead
IS RANDOMSTAR REALLY DEAD?? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!