AN: In this the boys are about 15-16 years old, and Cartman and Kyle are together. If you don't like this pairing, or boys being gay and weird, or stories without a plot, or uber short chapters, OR even South Park in particular, then I have no idea why you're here. Leave nao plz.

(R&R makes me happyz 8D)

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The mall was getting closer and closer, much to Eric Cartman's despair. He did NOT want to go there. Hell, he'd rather go anywhere else besides the mall, but Kyle just HAD to have an urge to go shopping. Kyle was practically pulling Eric along through the parking lot and to the door, which opened automatically to let them in.

Stupid door. You just HAD to be working today, didn't you? Cartman breathed out a very audible sigh as they stepped into the building, but Kyle just replied with a playful tap on Cartman's back.

"Aw, come on. It'll be fun! Trust me." Kyle said. He had the cutest, but also the creepiest, smile on his face. Now not only was Cartman dying to get out of there, but he was also stuck in the place he most hated with the cutest-but-creepiest person in South Park. What the hell kind of day would this turn out to be?

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Hoorah for a super short prologue! El-oh-el.

I wanna see how many people are actually going to read this. So... yeah, reviews please? nn