Olimar is fighting a giant ROB.

Olimar I don't know why this is the only giant rob in the entire game, but I can't defeat it.

Blue Pikmin Maybe, instead of using pikmin throw, use an attack that can flinch the guy.

Olimar There's 90 pikmin on him, and he's not moving. Wait, I must be winning!

ROB shakes off the pikmin, killing most of them.

Olimar Oh crap. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

Red Pikmin Hey boss.

Olimar What?

Red Pikmin It's Megaman! He's in Brawl!

Olimar Really?

Red Pikmin No, it's just a car… that's coming right for us…

Captain Falcon jumps out of his car.

Captain Falcon FALCON PUNCH!!

Captain Falcon defeats the ROB and kills all the pikmin except the red pikmin near Olimar.

Falcon Show me your moves, asshole.

Olimar YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE!!

Falcon Why?

Olimar Oh, so killing 50 of my pikmin isn't a bad thing?

Red Pikmin YOU KILLED MY WIFE!!

Olimar She was a 20 dollar whore.

Red Pikmin Exactly.

Falcon Easy dude, just get some more pikmin.

Olimar I still don't approve of this…

Olimar plucks 5 pikmin.

Falcon Why do you only have 6 pikmin?

Olimar I don't want you to kill them all. With less pikmin, there are less pikmin deaths.

Falcon FALCON PUNCH!!

Captain Falcon kills 5 of Olimar's pikmin.

Olimar WILL YOU STOP THAT!?

Falcon Sorry. Oh, look over there!

Olimar walks towards a Cliffside and sees a ship.

Olimar Ok, there's a ship.

Captain Falcon grabs Olimar.

Falcon Let's go.

Olimar What?

Falcon and Olimar jump off the cliff and land on the ship.

Olimar WHAT THE XXXX IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

DK Dude, if Captain Falcon told you to jump off a cliff, would you?

Olimar Never again…

Falcon Let's do it again!

Olimar and Red pikmin XXXX YOU!!