"Clover and Dragon"

Chris Sierra and Kellen Blair

2-26-08

"Clover and Dragon"

After Clover caused mass hysteria all over New York City, he was forced to run back to the Ocean, because of constantly being attacked. As he swam farther and farther, while crying out in wails of pain and agony, he came to this mystical place. It became his happy place and as he began to explore this new world, he found that this new world was called, "Far, Far Away."

As Clover began to grow on this place, he never wanted to leave, he felt as if life could never get better than this, but it would be better if he had his own movie called "Cloverfield," but that was just a dream of his. One day, while taking a long stroll down the beach, he saw this beauty that he had never seen before, and as he ran to find this beauty, he found nothing but a fat, ogre man. The next day, while taking another long stroll down the beach, he saw another beauty that he had never seen before (but really he had the day before, but it ended up being ugly man people), as he ran to find his beauty yet again, he found a vanilla bean, and ate it and was sad.

This beauty that he thought was beautiful kept leaving him and he didn't know why. "Why, oh why, is this happening to me?" he said in the language of the Clover Monsters (I, the narrator, and Lance Pants, are the only people who can understand and translate it). The next day after losing his beauty, he took one more stroll along the beach and saw a beauty never ever, ever seen before through his eyes. At first, he disregarded it, but then he decided to explore it, and found his beauty at last! It was a beautiful maiden (whom was pink), who was thought to be Clover's long, lost love, but he found that she had a wedding ring.

As they began to talk and get to know each other, he couldn't resist to ask the question his mind had been wondering about since he saw the wedding ring. He asked her (in the Clover Monster language that only Lance Pants and I can understand), "Who is your man lover, since you have a wedding ring?" Clover did not think she could understand him, but somehow, someway, she could understand his language. She responded (in her Dragon language), "Well, I was married to a Donkey, my Donkey man, but he recently was killed by Shrek, the menacing ogre whom was his friend, but got tired of Donkey asking for waffles all the time. I am lost without him and think of my love all the time and miss him." After she spoke, he realized that he too could understand her as well. They must be meant for each other, they both could understand each other, they both were huge monster people that cause mass hysteria, and she is single! They continued to talk for the rest of the night until morning, and he decided to ask her something. He asked her, "Will you marry me (roar)?" He then continued and said, "I know that it is really, ridiculously early to ask you since we just met like four hours ago, but we really connect baby cakes, so what do you say?" She then responded, "Are you flipping kidding me, you are asking me to marry you? No, I will not, but I will do this…" She then precedes to destroy and kill Clover by taking a waffle iron on his head and burning him until he dies.

What Clover never knew and still will never know, is that Dragon has not done this to just Clover. Over many years, Dragon's beauty has caused many men and monsters and animals to fall in love with her and ask her to marry her, but then she preceded to kill them all, including poor, really poor, really really poor, defenseless Donkey…