Disclaimer: Well I don't own DNAngel... But I'll own Krad some day... "You can't own me you retard" "Just wait, Kraddie, just wait..." (grin maniacally).

CHAPTER I

Dark Mousy ran like hell.

Heck, even in real hell he wouldn't have to run like this. Nope. Nuh uh. Dark was not afraid of ghosts, or evil spirits, or vampires, or any kind of creepy creatures floating around your house trying to murder you in your sleep. That also meant, as he proudly claimed, nothing in this human world were able to challenge his bravery.

Buuuuuuut, the truth is, there was still one thing that could possibly make the master thief – symbol of manliness and sexiness – do the most unmanly as well as unsexy stuff in the world. That was, running for his life.

The DEVIL of the devil.

One that even the great Dark Mousy, thief extraordinaire, could. not. handle.

"DARK-SAN, WAIT!"

Harada Risa.

-Cue thunderstorm and creepy music-

Crap! WhatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo?

The purple-haired man quickly spotted a tree and climbed up, not giving a damn that he'd just rudely disturbed all the birds perching there. Had those birds got voices, they would have cursed the thief seven ways to hell and back. But since they got neither voice nor mouth, they could only glare at their intruder, who didn't even notice he himself was being glared at. Poor birdies…

But who cared about stupid birds anyway. The problem was, Risa Harada. The DEVIL.

Damn it Daisuke, Dark panted. Just stop changing into me whenever you talk to Creepy Boy. He sits behind you for God's sake! You can't keep doing this all the time!

Well it's not my fault I have an alter-ego, The red head retorted, blushing furiously. And you're the one who flirted with Harada-san in the first place!

Good point there… Now what do I do?

I don't know… Give her a chance?

Did you bang your head somewhere, Dai-Dai?

But you know, you two even kis…

Shut up, Dai-chan. Just shut up.

And Dark shut up as well when the devil… eeeer I mean DEVIL suddenly appeared under his hiding place, a.k.a the tree. Risa's head turned maniacally from side to side, her voice never lowered, and her hands started to clench up into fists. Now what kind of idiot would say she's insearch of her lover? Riku Harada rolled her eyes and sighed. She was getting fed up with her sister's obsession over Dark.

"Dark-san, where are you?"

The thief tried to curl up as small as he could, praying to whatever force up there that Risa wouldn't find him so soon. Fortunately, the whatever-force-up-there heard him. And unfortunately, they definitely had something against thieves.

"I swear I saw him!"

"You're just thinking of that pervert too much, Risa." Riku brushed some non-existent dust on her uniform. "I don't understand what you see in him."

At that, Dark frowned. Hey, he was Dark Mousy here! No one touched his manliness and sexiness!

Uhm… Dark? Daisuke felt worried all of a sudden. For some reasons he didn't know.

"He's a thief, he's perverted,…"

Twitch.

Dark… The red head started panicking.

"… and he's good for nothing…"

"Riku!" Now that was the warning…

… which the short-haired girl didn't give a damn about. "And he's absolutely stupider than he looks…"

"I'm not that bad!" Dark blurted out. Before he realized what he just did.

Uh oh…

'Uh oh' is right… The Niwa hit his forehead with his hand, and sighed heavily. They were all doomed. Or, Dark was at least.

"DARK-SAN!" Risa squealed. She knew it! She knew her Dark-san was waiting for her! Now they could finally get married and lived happily ever after…

"Hello babe…" Dark smiled nervously while jumping down "What 'cha doin' there?"

"I was looking for you!" The long-haired girl clung on to his arm "I miss you Dark-san!"

Riku rolled her eyes again and walked away. "Have fun lil' sis. Don't kill the pervert."

The younger Harada stuck her tounge out at her twin, but quickly focused her attention back on Dark. "I really miss you…" And her face turned fearfully dreamy. The phantom thief sweat dropped. He must find a way out of this, NOW!

"I… Actually I've gotta go now, Miss Harada…" Yeah, brilliant idea! You idiot…

"You're leaving so soon?"

"I'm afraid so…"

Risa looked as if the author had just slapped her in the face (which said one would gladly implement). Tears began to swell up in her eyes. Dark gulped. Things really couldn't get any worse…

"It's okay Dark-san. But would you… kiss me goodbye?"

… could they?

"Harada-san, I…"

The long-haired girl had closed her eyes.

"Harada-san, I…"

Her face inched towards his.

"Harada-san, I…"

Her lips slightly parted.

"HARADA-SAN I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND!"

Risa's eyes shot open.

"What?"

I am sooooo dead…

I won't argue against that.

You're not helping.

Who said I am?

What should I do now?

I don't know.

You don't know just about anything, do you?

Well stop asking me then!

Daisuke Niwa lied down on the rooftop of his house, watching the stars glimming under the velvet night blanket. It was so nice and peaceful, the wind blowing lightly, carrying along the sweet scent of flowers. Everything was just so right…

A little help here please?

… except for a certain annoying thief.

Okay, okay. What can I do for you?

Find me a temporary girlfriend.

The red head sighed for the nth time that day. Stupid Dark and his stupid tounge slipping…

- Flashback -

"HARADA-SAN I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND!"

Risa's eyes shot open.

"What?"

What?

Wha… I mean shush you, it's not true!

Oh…

Dark felt relieved when the dead grip on his arm loosened. A bit of guilt ran through his mind as he saw the girl's shocked expression, but he shook it off. He had no serious feeling for her. Better let het know now than later, even though the 'girlfriend' thing was blurted out accidentally out of his fear.

"But… but Dark-san!"

"Sorry to disappoint you, but that's the truth. I really like you Harada-san, just not that way." Damn, he was such a good actor.

"I… I…" Risa stuttered for a moment, and then "I DON'T BELIEVE IT!"

Alright, so she had gone from shock to denial.

"I…"

The thief tried to open his mouth again, but was roughly cut off "Let me see your girlfriend."

"What?"

"I wanna meet her. If she's the right one for you, I'll back off. Or else…" The murderous air radiated from the girl made Dark shudder. Great. Now Risa had gone straight from denial to the verge of insanity.

"Bu…"

The maniac glint in her orbs successfully shut him up.

- End flashback -

Now where do we find a voluntary girl?

There're tons out there.

But they'll get clingy after this. All the girls fall heads over heels for me ya know?

You're too full of yourself.

Why, I'm just stating the truth.

Anyway, how about someone who doesn't have feelings for you? Towa-chan?

She's on a trip with Argentine, remember?

Right… My mom maybe? It's just pretending!

Too old.

Better not say that to her… How 'bout dad? He can disguise as a girl.

Do you want Emiko to murder me?

Daisuke had to agree on that. Emiko Niwa was scarily protective of her man, or more specifically, his dad. One who dared touch Kousuke would die rather slowly AND painfully.

Grandpa?

Look, if you wanna kill me, do it already. Don't play torturing.

The red head snickered. Saehara-kun?

Like in that "Ice and snow" play? Please, I'm not that mad… Oh hey, how 'bout Creepy Commander? The last time I saw 'im in a girl form he was so pretty! Maybe I can plot a seducing plan this time...

Silence.

Well, well, was it just him, or had the temperature actually dropped several degrees? Okay, alright, so Daisuke always turned a little sensitive when it came to Hiwatari Satoshi, so what? He blamed that guy for turning his tamer creepy! Damn creepy kids and their creepy effect…

Woa, calm down! I wasn't serious! I swear I won't ever lay a finger on your lover alright!

He's not my lover! Time for the blushing show.

Whatever you say, lover boy. Oi, talking about Creepy Commander… A light bulb suddenly popped up above Dark's head, almost visibly. I got it!

Got what?

'It', my dear lover boy. Have you gone deaf?

What's 'it'?

Now we have to prepare a note…

Ruby eyes windened when the thief's evil plan sunk into his brain.

Satoshi leaned back against the balcony. His cold blue orbs seemed even colder in the moonlit night, while blue hair was almost turned into white by the mixture of light and darkness. The blunette looked at his watch, annoyed. He was getting impatient.

He's late.

Tell me something I don't know.

You know everything I know, so shut up.

Krad snorted.

Like your secret love for the Niwa boy?

Urusai!

Somebody's in deniaaaal… The angel-like demon said in a sing-song voice, as if Satoshi'd just told him to continue annoying him to death instead of shutting up.

Why you…

He's here.

"Good mornin', Creep!"

Satoshi stopped his argument abruptly. Now standing in front of him, was the thief, as arrogant as ever. Dark was dressed in a black sleeveless leather shirt, his purple hair waving slightly in the wind. The usual cocky smirk never disappeared from his lips. Amethyst eyes glinted up in a playful manner.

"Dai-chan says hi." Dark grinned, dropping an unconcious guard on the ground "And he says he loves ya, Commander."

Dark!

Anything else you need to say? Like, time for your first date, or the wedding plan, or…

DARK!

"I'll catch you this time." Satoshi grinted his teeth.

Let me handle this, Satoshi-sama.

Not now!

Too late. Satoshi doubled over, feeling his body heating up. Pure white wings spread out behind his back. Short blue hair gradually turned into long golden strand, as cat-like golden eyes slowly replaced blue orbs. Krad was standing in Satoshi's place a second later.

"Hello Kraddie-kins, as lovely as ever!" The thief was being strangely happy today.

"Shut up, thief." The angelic hunter hissed "Prepare to die!"

"What? No friendly greeting?" Dark cocked his head to the side, still grinning.

Krad didn't answer. He lifted up in the air, garthering energy in his hand. Then he launched himself at the thief.

The purple-haired man stood still. Now's the time.

"Go on a date with me, Kraddie-kins."

My first fic that is… Flames welcome, but please don't sue… I've got no money left… T.T

"Your English's pathetic, ya know?"

"Why thank you, now shut up, thief."