"Fucking Cable Company!" Zack all but shouted and he abruptly rose from his chair and threw the remote in a general television direction. It missed. "How many times a month do we call them until they do their job right?! For Odin's sake! You'd think by now they'd know what the hell was wrong with the STUPID THING! Or they'd at least give us some bullshit excuse as to why they are yet to fix it!" Zack continued his malicious verbal beating of the Cable Company, as Cloud sat at their kitchen table, pondering whether a packet of Cheese Supreme Doritos contained more nutritional value than a Mars Bar.

"Zack, buddy, seriously, I don't know why you have this…" he waved his hands about dramatically as he searched for the word. "Vendetta against the Cable Company, but… seriously… it's getting kind of old. Pay-for-view isn't that bad… we get how many channels?" Cloud shrugged. "And besides… It's just television." Believing he had proved his point, Cloud nodded and returned to gazing intently at a red packet of cheese-coated corn-chips.

Zack abruptly pivoted on his heel to glare at his companion. "Just television?! What the hell does that even mean?! JUST television! I should hang you for that!"

Cloud sighed. "Zack, you know whats wrong with the stupid thing, something chewed through the wires, so we only watch it when something or other is doing whatever it was it was it's supposed to be doing… so just chill."

Zack pouted and sank into a chair next to Cloud, snatching the bag of Doritos and violently ripping it open. "I know… but… I miss my shows… I missed out on the next episode of The Golden Girls…" Zack sighed, shoving a few chips into his mouth, yelping as the corner of one cut into his mouth.

Cloud blinked a few times, registering what he had just heard and turn slightly to stare at Zack. Said porcupine head made a noise that sounded similar to the word "what" and returned to Cloud's chips. Cloud moved his mouth but was immediately cut off.

The living room, having just been bathed in complete silence, was suddenly filled with the sounds of moans, groans and someone screaming "ZACK!" The pair abruptly turned to the television; Zack in astonishment, and Cloud in utter horror. Turning to Zack, Cloud blinked while trying to make his brain and mouth function and softly whispered "Fucking Cable Company…"

This story is terrible xD Sorry for wasting your time. If anyone wants me to rewrite it, let me know.

~Dif-rent_Bi_Choice