Void: Hahaha!! Another chance to torment you poor readers with my stories!!
Allen: …… Okay, who gave her coffee?!
Kanda: Ch. Isn't she always like this?
Void: Like what, my dear Kanda?
Kanda: You're either writing a ton of pages at a time and acting insane, or wandering around procrastinating! You still haven't updated your first story!!
Lavi: Yu-chan has a point there…..
Void: ….. well, if anyone needs me, I'm going outside for a smoke. Cancer, here I come!! (walks out)
Allen: GET BACK HERE AND START THE FUCKING STORY!!
Kanda: …. Damn, Moyashi. You're cute when you're mad.
Allen: (blush)
Getting to Know You
Allen sighed, sitting in the courtyard at the Order. It was his day off and he was going to relax. Placing his ear buds in his ears, he leaned back against a tree to listen to his favorite song. Not thinking anyone would bug him, he turned his music up full blast and closed his eyes. After a minute or so, Allen's eyes shot open as he felt a hand on his knee. Quickly turning the song off, the teen smiled up at the person who had startled him, hopping they hadn't heard the song he was blasting, since it held his deepest secret in it's lyrics.
"Lenalee! Hi! Um… can I help you?"
"Yes. I was just trying to tell you that Komui-nii-san says he wants to see us in his office." Lenalee waved her hands up in the air when she saw the look Allen gave her. "Don't worry! He promised me it wasn't a mission or another one of his crazy inventions, so it should be safe."
Smiling sweetly, Allen got up and followed the Chinese girl inside.
Once they arrived at the door, Lenalee gave Allen a reassuring smile before opening the door.
"Nii-san! We're here!"
"Lenalee-chan! Allen-kun! Come in, come in!"
The two teens walked into the office to the couch where Kanda sat looking annoyed on one side of the couch, and Lavi sat grinning on the other side. Lenalee sat down first, taking the spot next to Lavi, leaving Allen to sit by Kanda.
"As I was saying, I think we all need to get to know each other more! It'll help us work together better and give us an understanding of each other. Even though Kanda, Lavi, and my Lenalee-chan have known each other for years, they don't really know each other, ne?"
Kanda ch'd and looked away, Lenalee smiled up at her brother, Lavi rubbed his hands together excitedly, and Allen just blinked in confusion.
"What do you mean, 'get to know each other', Komui-san?" Allen asked, a confused smile on his face.
"Well, I'm going to ask you guys each the same question, and you're going to answer honestly and fully! Then after questions and answers, we're going to play a form of a game, got it?"
"Yes."
"Yes, nii-san."
"Ch."
"Got it!"
Komui looked at the four in front of him happily.
"Good. Now, first question. I'll start with Lavi. What's your favorite song?"
"Hmm…. I don't really have a favorite…" Lavi tapped his chin with his finger as he thought.
"Ch. Fuck this." Kanda pulled out a pair of head phones and put them on. With almost inhuman speed, Komui leapt forward and snatched the music device from Kanda's hands. Unplugging the headphones from it, the scientist plugged it into the speakers on his shelf.
"Looks like Kanda wanted to go first, ne? Lavi, try to think of your favorite while we listen to Kanda's."
"What the fuck?! Give that back you bastard!!" Kanda jumped off the couch only to be yanked back down to it by Allen as Komui pushed play. Crossing his arms, he looked away as the song started to play.
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Should I talk slower like you're a retard
Should I talk slower like you're retarded
Yo they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
Get it
Get it
Get it
You just dont get it
Get it
Get it
Get it
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuc……ker!
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?
Yo, they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just dont get it!!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuc……ker!
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuc……ker!
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck
Nana
Nana
Nana
Nanananana
Nana
Nana
Nana
Nanananana
Nana
Nana
Nana
Nanananana
Nana
Nana
Nana
Nanananana
As the song ended, everyone sweat dropped at Kanda. Allen sat there speechless.
"..Wow Yu-chan, that's pretty fitting for you.."
"Don't call me that!!"
"You're fucked up, Kanda…."
"Lenalee-chan! Please! Nii-san can't bare to hear such obscenities coming from you!" Komui wailed as he covered his ears.
Kanda growled as he took his music player back and dropped onto the couch. Snapping out of his daze, Allen quickly tried to hide his ear buds, hoping against hope that Komui wouldn't see them. But of course, he never did have luck on his side.
Walking around his desk, Komui bent down in front of Allen till their faces were only inches apart. "Hand it over, Allen."
"Huh? Ha.. Hand what over? I-I don't know what you mean, Komui-san."
"I don't believe you." Komui straightened up and looked over at Kanda. "Kanda, would you be so kind as to give me the music player Allen has in his pocket?"
Allen jumped up and took a few steps away, his hand automatically going to his pocket. The smirk he was getting from Kanda did not make him feel at ease. Standing, Kanda held out his hand.
"Hand it over, Moyashi."
"No!"
"Allen-kun, what's the big deal? We listened to Kanda's favorite song, didn't we? I'm sure yours won't be as messed up as his."
"No!!" Allen turned to make a dash for it, but Kanda had been expecting it. Lunging forward, the swordsman tackled the smaller teen and pulled the player out of his pocket with ease. Smirking, he handed it to Komui.
"Nice try, Moyashi."
Allen watched in horror as Komui plugged the speakers in and hit play. His life was over as he knew it, he secret would be out.
"And here we go! Allen's favorite song is…."
So, let me know what you think of it so far! Kanda's song is Stupid MF by MSI. (In case you were wondering..)
For some reason, I just thought is was too fitting to pass up.
Kanda: You belong in the psych ward...
Void: Thanks Kanda!
Lenalee: Uhm... I don't think that was a compliment, Void-chan...