Jaken's Story
"Behold, now your ears will hear the true story of what really happened. No lies this time!"
"Quit milking it, Toad!" Kagura snapped.
"Just tell the story, Jaken, damn."
"Yes Master Jaken, tell us."
"It all started at the hot springs when…"
Kagura interrupted, "No shit you stupid green imp!"
"That's what I said, genus!" added Sesshoumaru sarcastically.
"Hey I'm just stating the facts. Just be glad both of you were telling the truth!"
"Well then, tell me why we're listening to your crap if we both were right?!"
"Silence woman!" he snapped. "Back to my story… My Lord Sesshoumaru and the wench were resigning in the hot spring for some time until they realized one another was there."
"Wench!! Who do you think…?"
Sesshoumaru covered Kagura's mouth allowing Jaken to proceed.
"Thank you my Lord. Anyways how they discover each other was quite humorous.
Kagura had taken her hair down and laid the feathers on the rock in which my Lord was leaning on. A small gust of wind blew the feather right on me beautiful Lord's nose."
"Ewww, can we skip the gay part here, please." Kagura said pulling Sesshoumaru's hand from her mouth in disgust.
"Shut up Kagura, you talk too much!"
"Well he can't be gay by himself," she said before being silenced again.
"Like I said the feather blew on his nose and he sneezed. Kagura almost jumped out of her skin."
"Who's there?" she asked timidly.
"Do you mind keeping your feathers to yourself?"
"It's you," she said in an almost relieved tone inhaling and exhaling again.
"Who were you expecting, Naraku?" My Lord said rubbing his nose and turning to Kagura.
"You snuck up on me, how was I supposed to know it was you?"
"I knew you were here, I simply decided not to bother you."
"You could've said something," she said heading out of the water.
"Kagura, where are you going?"
"Out, I'm not bathing with a man… or dog demon…whatever, I'm getting out," she said looking over her shoulder and getting dressed.
Sesshoumaru stood and walked over to her, "I'll leave."
"No," she snapped, "I'm already dressed."
"So you are, and, get undressed."
"Kagura turned to my handsome Lord to clarify what he had just suggested before being plunged into the warm water with her clothes still on. Kagura screamed."
"Why you…"
"My Lord put on his pants and grabbed his kimono and stood next to the edge of the water to look down at Kagura."
"I told you to stay, I'll leave," he said smiling down on her before turning to walk away.
"Kagura began to blush and turned as red as her ruby eyes."
"That seems about right," admitted Kagura.
"Agreed," said Sesshoumaru before noticing his brother and his comrades on the other side of the river.
"Is that Sesshoumaru over there talking to Kagura?"Asked Kagome
"And with his shirt off!" added the rest of the group.
"Hey Sesshoumaru what the hell's going on over there?" yelled Inuyasha.
"Don't jump to any conclusions, half breed, it's not as it seems. She just showed up!"
"Oh really, I see. It's funny how last night you were singing a completely different tune, but when your buddies come around you act like it never happened! Know what I mean Kagome?"
Everyone turned to Kagome as she answered, "Actually I know exactly what you mean," she turned facing Inuyasha and glared at him.
"I know what you mean too," added Miroku as he turned to Sango who was now turning her head running her fingers through her hair pretending to not hear him.
"Is that Kohaku?!" she said running away.
"Oh yeah, go ahead and use that tired old excuse!" Miroku yelled in frustration.
"She's lying!" exclaimed the now embarrassed Sesshoumaru.
"Oh come on, you remember last night, here, let me refresh your memory for you, "Oh Kagura, you're so good, I love you so much, mmmmmmm!"
Sesshoumaru grinded his teeth, "That's bull and you know it!"
"Bull you say, it's the solemn truth."
Inuyasha's group looked at each in confusion.
"That's not how I remember!"
"Here we go again!" exclaimed Rin and Jaken.
Fin.