Character List
Narrator
PonyBoy Curtis
Sodapop Curtis
Darry Curtis
Kayla Curtis
Two-Bit Matthews
Steve Randal
Johnny Cade
Dallas Winston
N- The gang sat in the Curtis' living room trying to figure out where to go on vacation.
Darry- So guys where do you guys want to go on vacation?
Two-Bit- DISNEY LAND!!
Kayla- Why?
Two-Bit- So I can meet Mickey Mouse
Steve- You wanna meet a guy in a mouse costume?
Two-Bit- (( Tears in his eyes)) It's just a costume?
Steve- Yep
Two-Bit- (( Screams )) NOOOOOOO!!
N- Drama King!!
Johnny- Why don't we go camping?
Soda- Good idea JohnnyCakes
Pony- Sounds like fun
Two-Bit- You mean go stay in the middle of nowhere with no showers and no electricity
Dally- Since when do you shower.
Two-Bit- Well uhhhhh...
Dally- Point proven
Two-Bit- well theres still no electricity.
Kayla- Yeah but we get to share a tent (( winks at Two-Bit))
Two-Bit- LETS GO CAMPING!!
N- A week later they loaded up the tent and headed for the woods.
Steve- Are we there yet?
Darry- No
Steve- (( 5 seconds later) Are we there yet?
Soda- Dude shut up we haven't even left the driveway yet!
Steve- OHHHH
Darry- (( under breath)) This is going to be a long weekend!
Kayla- LETS GO CAMPING!!
Gang- YEAH!!
N- after about one hour of driving
Pony- This is boring
Two-Bit- Lets sing a song ((Starts singing)) 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 botles of beer you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall. Everybody!
Gang- ((sings)) 98 bottles of beer on the wall...
Darry-((98 beers later)) were here!!
Two-Bit- I've had 98 beers and i'm not drunk!!
Kayla- (( Slaps head and then Two-Bit))
Darry- Ok Kayla and Two-Bit You share a tent
Kayla & Two-Bit- Ok
Darry- Johnny and Pony you'll share a tent.
Johnny & Pony- Yessir
Darry- Soda and Steve you two share
Soda and steve- Ok
Darry- Dally you can sleep with me
Dally- Whoa I don't swing that way!!
Darry- I meant in the same tent
Dally- Gotcha
Darry- Ok lets go pitch these tents
Gang- Ok
N- After 3 hours of pitching tentste gang all settled around a campfire.
Two-Bit- We need some music (( Pulls out Guitar ))
Johnny- Where did that come from!?
Two-Bit- I don't know
Johnny - Ok then
Two-Bit-I call this one the "Campfire Song" song
((
Sings Song ))
let's
gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song
our
c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song
and if you don't think that we can
sing it faster then you're wrong
but it'll help if you just
sing aloooooong…
Steve- Bum…Bum…Bum
Two-Bit-
c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e
s-o-n-g song c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song.
c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song
and if you don't
think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
but it'll
help if you just sing along
Steve- Song!! c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e ---
Two-Bit- Darry!
Darry- (( Scilence))
Two-Bit-
GOOD!!
It'll
help!
It'll heeeeeeelp!!
If you just sing aloooooooong
Soda- Ok Then
Two-Bit- Heres Another (( Sings Song))
Harry
Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon,
Studebaker, Television Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Eisenhower, Vaccine,
England's got a new queen
South Pacific, Walter
Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn
Monroe
Brando, The
King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
We
didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's
been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But
we tried to fight it
Darry- TWO-BIT!!
Two-Bit- What?
Darry- Shut Up!!
Two-Bit- ((Sings Song))
So
shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get
out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring
me down
Darry- Two-Bit!!
Two-Bit- Sorry
Dally- Lets go to bed!
Darry- Good idea
N- so the gang went to bed and the next day they hit the road...
Two-Bit- (( Pops Up out of no where)) (( sings Song))
On
the road again - And I can't wait
to get on the road again.
Just can't wait to get on the road again.
The
life I love is making music with my friends
On the road again...
N- TWO-BIT!!
Two-Bit- Sorry
N- Anywho the gang packed up and headed home
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