Byakuya had joined the gambling group. It consisted today of, Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Shunsui, Renji, and now Byakuya. It was being held at Squad 11 this time.
"Why did you chose THIS place to gamble in?" Byakuya said, sometime later into the night.
"Somethin' wrong with my squad, Kuchiki?" Kenpachi asked, while Ikkaku and Yumichika glared at Byakuya. "At least we're not sissy weaklings."
"We are not weak. And at we are not a bunch of savages." Byakuya stood up at this, hands on the table.
"Better savages than sissy's who won't drink alcohol and drink tea instead!" Kenpachi also stood up.
"I WOULD RATHER BE A SISSY WITH A BRAIN THAN SOMETHING ELSE WITHOUT A BRAIN!" Byakuya was actually yelling.
"WE MAY ACTUALLY ALL BE GENIUSES, WE JUST PREFER NOT TO USE OUR BRAINS! ESPECIALLY DURING A FIGHT! WE FOLLOW OUR INSTINCTS!"
"The same instincts that get him lost all the time." Ikkaku muttered to Yumichika.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing, Captain."
"That's what I thought."
"YOU couldn't survive a DAY in MY squad, Zaraki." Byakuya didn't even say captain this time.
"And you think you could survive a day in MINE?"
"Is that a challenge?"
"Hell ya."
"Ok then, how about two days in each other's squad. I'll even do my hair like yours."
"And I like yours. Starting tomorrow?"
"Yes."
"OK then." Kenpachi said, as he and Byakuya turned and walked out. Leaving the others staring after them in shock.
The bet: Survive two days in each other's squad. You must act and dress, including hair and other accessories, like the other person. Example: Kenpachi cannot smile or laugh. Byakuya must.
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The 6th Squad was beginning to worry. Their captain was NEVER late. In fact, he was usually early. But when their captain showed up, it wasn't what they expected. (Except Renji.)
"Hello, sissy's." Kenpachi said, walking by, without a smile.
Kenpachi had his hair down, in kenseikanHe wore Byakuya's scarf around his neck, and he wore the Squad 6 captain's coat, with the sleeves still intact. His eye patch was missing, and he was having a VERY hard time controlling his spiritual pressure. And keeping a straight face. The squad 6 members stared in shock.
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The members of Squad 11 were never surprised if their captain was late. He usually was. But they weren't expecting him to be early, waiting patiently. Nor were they expecting what they saw.
"You finally made it." Byakuya said, with a slight smile and disinterested face.
Byakuya had his hair into spikes, with bells on top. He wore an eye patch and the shredded captain's coat of the 11th. His smile wasn't perfected yet.
Unfortunately, Byakuya was not yet used to seeing out only one eye. Walking out the door he ran into it.
"Ken-chaaaaa?" Yachiru jumped up on Byakuya's shoulder.
"I am Kenpachi for the next two days. Ya…chi…ru." Byakuay had trouble saying her name, not Lieutenant.
"OK! You'll give me lot's of candy, right?"
Byakuya paused to think what Kenpachi would say. "No, you'll get too hyper."
"Oh…"
"Now, do whatever you usually do." Byakuya told the squad.
"Byaken- chan! Let's go get some ice cream."
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty, pretty, pretty, please?"
"No." This was going to be a long two days.
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Kenpachi was sitting down, trying to drink tea. Not sake. Tea. And act like a stuck- up prissy noble. He had told the division to do whatever they usually did, for today anyway. Unfortunately, something happened they hadn't considered. A captain's meeting.
Im so cruel...