Disclaimer: I do not own any persons or characters in this. They belong to WWE. These products are entirely fictional.
A/N: Ok, I wasn't going to add on to these, but since you guys like it so much..
Some of these fictional product descriptions are a little off-color and a bit morose but play on recent events. These will be marked with ( !) You've been warned.
New! Chyna doll: Not anatomically correct - developmental department couldn't decide the gender either. Do not store near alcohol or drugs. Plays well with Triple H and Shawn Michaels doll. Just don't abuse or tease said dolls..
Umaga's brother's doll: Who cares about his name? Not available for 30 days. ("Me: Wonder if anyone will get this?")
Ric Flair "The Dirtiest" doll in the ring: We mean this quite literally. Wash before use. Nature Boy edition sold separately, loincloth included.
! Accessory for the new Jeff Hardy doll: His house! Comes with a small bottle of gasoline and matches. Dog not included, stupid PETA bastards.
ATTENTION: Jeff's girlfriend doll no longer available. She mysteriously disappeared after Charisma Enigma was hired..
New Triple H doll! Now sponsored by Preparation H.
New John Cena doll: Comes with "Basic Thuganomics" textbook. Certification test held every month and requires a 750 "donation" to "Injured" Wrestlers Anonymous.
London and Kendrick dolls: Do not put in tag-team match with other tag-team dolls. Kendrick doll will not stay in ring.
Lita doll: Comes with miniature replicas of items sold at her last match. Dildo not included for sanitary reasons.
The Rock doll: Can you smell what he's cooking? Comes with pink-and-white gingham apron, spatula, mini-hibachi grill and a roll of toilet paper.
Old School Hardy Boyz jobber dolls: Dolls automatically fall down two minutes into a round.
Electronic Sabu doll: Now with realistic scars. Caution: Do not try these moves at home. There, all legal basics covered..
John "Bradsaw" Layfield (JBL) doll: Comes with white limo with removable horns. Strap them to his head and notice the remarkable resemblance to the Dark Lord Satan!
Rated RKO dolls: Technically, rated PG - ask old school ECW fans. May not stay together long.
Special Offer! Buy three dolls get a free shirt!
Front reads: Fuck you World Wildlife Federation!
Back reads: We were here FIRST!
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