Disclaimer: I own none of the personalities mentioned, they are property of the WWE. These products are not real, and if they were they wouldn't belong to me either.

Summary: Exclusive! The new line of WWE action figures with humorous descriptions and accesories.

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New! Anatomically Corect Golddust doll: Now you can solve the age old mystery of his/her gender!

Rody Piper doll: Find out what's really under the kilt!

Michael Cole doll: "I don't like boobies" shirt sold seperately.

Vince McMahon doll: Now with BAMF walk. Bank account and credit cards not included.

Linda McMahon doll: Watch her pop-a-wheelie in her wheelchair!

Shane McMahon doll: Comes with a coupon for free dance lessons!

Stephanie McMahon doll: Now with baby-popping action!

New! Egde doll: Do not store with Lita doll, results may be ugly.

Shawn Micheals (Heart-Break Kid) doll: Now with free "Sweet Chin" sheet music!

Triple H doll: Now with water-spitting action! Store with Stephanie McMahon doll to add little McMahons dolls to your collection!

Anatomically Corect Maria doll: As seen in Playboy!

New Diva Doll, Jillian: Caution: May sing loud and off key. Please, keep duct tape handy.

John Cena doll: Now with 5 different Cole-bashing phrases!

Kane doll: Comes wih free pyrotechnics! Do not store with Lita and/or Matt Hardy dolls.

Randy Orton doll: Ass not included. Special yellow-bellied edition comming this fall!

Jeff Hardy doll: Comes with free hair dye and a pass to rehab! Drugs not included.

Matt Hardy doll: Comes with cupon for a free appendectomy! Do not store with Jeff Hardy doll. Other dolls may be damaged by repeated Swaton-Bombs and ladders

Umaga doll: Wash before use. Bulldozer not included. Jamal doll is completely unrelated and sold seperately

Stone Cold Steve Austin doll: Comes with free case of Budweiser. Zambonie not included.