Missing Effects

AN: I own nothing in this story. This is for AmazonTurk so enjoy. Please R&R.

Reno looked under the couch, flinging the cushions every which way. No he wasn't looking for the remote thank you very much. He had lost his EMR along with the brand new package of cigarettes he had bought just the other day. He had been searching for about half an hour but his purloined effects hadn't been in the bathroom, his jean pockets or on the kitchen counter. He was just about to start looking on the roof when the door opened and his girlfriend walked in.

"Hey Re, did you lose something?" Yuffie asked and it wasn't in her normal tone of voice. This tone was telling Reno blatantly that she had stolen his precious items. He rushed up to her and pulled her shorts down without a moment's hesitation. Yuffie stared wide eyed at her lover. "Feeling horny are we?" Reno didn't respond. He was too busy rummaging through all the pockets Yuffie's shorts had which were many as befitted her thieving ways.

"Where are they Yuffie?" Reno asked in the most serious tone the young ninja had ever heard him use.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Yuffie said, eyes twinkling mischievously. Reno's response was to tackle her to the ground, hands tickling her sides.

"Tell me where they are and I'll stop." Yuffie just stuck her tongue out at him.

"Reno…you know I like it when you're on top but…" Yuffie then found the right muscle she was looking for on his leg and in an instant she was looking down at him. He glared at her but she just deflected the anger with a wide grin. Reno decided to change tactics and now his lower lip started trembling and he looked at her with puppy dog eyes. Yuffie couldn't take it anymore. "Alright alright I'll tell you where they are." She then leaned in but just as she was about to whisper where Reno's items were the front door opened and Tifa walked in, Denzel following behind her.

"Sorry for barging in like this Yuffie but I…" But whatever Tifa was going to say next was cut off by the sight of Yuffie's naked lower half. She quickly went to cover Denzel's eyes but it was too late, the boy had seen it. Reno then gently moved Yuffie off him and walked up to the barmaid, taking the EMR and cigarettes from her hands. He then kissed her on the cheek and winked at her.

"Thanks Teef, you're a lifesaver." Tifa blushed but then turned her attention�back to Denzel. The young boy was staring in shock at Yuffie's naked backside. Reno had already left and the young ninja jumped up, fists clenched.

"Teef you weren't supposed to bring those back here! I was going to screw around with him some more!" Yuffie said angrily.

"It looks like you've already screwed around with him and you really shouldn't do that in the living room." Tifa admonished.

"Like you're any better, why just last week I walked in on you and Spiky getting it on right on top of the counter of your guy's bar." Tifa blushed again and Denzel looked up at his mother.

"Mom you really did that?" But Yuffie ran out of the house before she could hear Tifa's response, she had a Turk to catch. Amid the materia thief's thoughts of revenge she had forgotten her shorts. But how she dealt with that problem is another tale entirely.