-1The Wonders Of The Cheat Device

Another parody? What is it with me and these things? I just keep churning them out. Well the concept of this one is that we are going through certain points of FF7, this time with a cheat device so I can do whatever the hell I feel like! First up… all limit breaks. Can you say "Overkill?"

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the (hopefully) awesome plot.

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"Just plant the bomb spiky." Barret growled, keeping an eye on him past a moment where he almost fainted right there. In reactor number 1.

The alarm klaxons started, a shadow could be seen hovering above Cloud and Barret.

"Barret! Move!" Cloud shouted as the robotic guardian dropped down in front of them, cutting off any hope for an escape. A few bolt spells and gun shots later it raised its tail, pointing at the duo. "be careful, attack when the tail is up…"

"Really? No problems!" Barret shouted before unloading a barrage of shots into the robo-scorpion. The robot whirred before firing an energy beam in an infinity loop shape at the two.

"…and it'll counter with its laser." Cloud said, picking himself up after being knocked back against the railing.

"Could have told me that earlier you idiot." Barret shot back.

"Well its down now. So hopefully…" Cloud calmed himself, time seemed to stand still. A force so familiar to him spun around his sword "OMNISLASH!"

He dashed towards the machine, moving left and right. Every time he passed it he slashed it. After 15 times of this he jumped up high in the air. The world seemed to pause as though it was a matrix movie. He came crashing down, slicing the robot in half.

"Damn spike. Overkill much?"

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Requests are loved for this, next time it will be… Sephiroth is always in the party!