The perfect knockout.
Written for the word prompt "wall" over at the KHR Fic Meme; title is taken from the 31 Days theme for July 12, 2008. Special thanks to Nikki for doing the REAL archiving for all of us~
"WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING—"
CRASH. Thud.
"…Ow. Ahahaha."
"'Ahahahaha' ja NE YO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU AND FUCKING WALLS?"
"Um, sorry, ahaha. I really didn't notice it."
"How. Could you. Not. Noticeawall."
"Because I was talking to you?"
"…"
"Ahahaha?"
"Shut the fuck up. Let's just go home."