Yes, Dear

It was Thursday. Spring. Nice weather, a few puffy clouds lazing about in the bluesky. The scent of flowers drifted almost unnoticed through the air. They had left "paradise" under Tadashi's urgent beckoning. He had dragged her away from precious Hikari, away from her handmade lunch and strawberry cake, but most importantly from Hikari, and for what?

"You damn psychopath! I'm not, under any circumstances, making out with you under a tree."

"Devil-woman, you wound me." Tadashi clutched at his heart and fell against the tree. "I only want a small token of affection... for everything we've been through, at least you will grant me this!"

"Don't be an idiot," Akira replied through clenched teeth, grinding his skull into the tree with her mind. She'd promised not to take all of her violent thoughts out on him after he had asked her to date him. "This is the inseperable trio's tree. It's innocent, and untainted by your filthy drool. I refuse to do it here."

"Ryu would understand!" Tadashi exclaimed forlornly, taking her hands. "It's so romantic!"

"Since when do you think romantically, you moron?" she growled back, fists clenching in his larger hands. He grinned cheekily, for once keeping mum. Akira stomped on his toe (albeit softly). He was trying to persuade her with his stupid soft eyes. "Not here!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"Pleeease?"

"No, dammit, and that's f--"

Oh. Well. This wasn't... so bad... They were just mildly defiling an innocent place, right? That wasn't so wrong. As long as sweet Megumi didn't get these grown-up thoughts in her head, Akira wouldn't have to kill Tadashi (who, despite having completely shunned this business until just recently was a fabulous kisser). The angel was currently snacking in paradise with Jun and Ryu. So maybe just a moment longer...

A breeze brings the light scent of tea to her nose and Akira jerks back. Hikari is watching them with an adorable (but shameful) curiosity.

"Um.. I just thought you'd want some tea... but maybe not. Never mind!"

The two watched her walk away, and Akira held back a twitch. "Tadashi... you IDIOT!" Her fist, still in his hands, plowed into his chest. "NOW THAT THE THOUGHT IS IN HER HEAD, KEI CAN RAVISH HER ANY TIME!" Another punch. "My poor, innocent Hikari!!" she wailed. Another punch. Tadashi grimaced.

"Calm down!" he groaned. "I don't think she'll let Kei 'ravish her' after she's seen us-"

"SHUT UP, YOU BEAST!" Thwack. "HIKARI! IT WASN'T WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS! HIKARIII!"

Tadashi watched the girl run after the object of her affections and, kneeling in a fetal position on the ground, grinned.

"Ow."

- Fin -

My first SA fanwork. Huzzah! I started when I was inspired by the Lian Ai Da Ren video (sung by Alan Luo featuring Xiao S) on YouTube; those two look so much like Tadashi and Akira!
-Bya