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This is the last chapter, so go nuts and read it slowly. Savor every delicious noun and pronoun. You are always welcome to read, review, and with an open mind enjoy!

Matsumoto just stood there staring at Nanao, at a loss for what to do. And then she decided.

"Why should I tell you?" She said. "Just what's in it for me?" They all glared at her.

"Matsumoto! You promised you'd help!" Yelled Kiyone. "What are we supposed to put in our new article? We were planning to use this!" Everyone nodded in agreement.

"W-well, that's not my problem!" She said stubbornly. "You never told me what you were planning to do with the information and so I can't be responsible for something I didn't know about!" She crossed her arms and pouted to add affect.

"Fine we'll just have to go around you and find out ourselves!" Said Soi Fong. "It shouldn't be too hard for me, I'm a Captain. I see him all the time at the Captain's Meetings."

"So you're going to find out for us?" Asked Kiyone hopefully. "I mean you're not going to back out like Masumoto, are you?" Soi Fong glared at her.

"Of course not!" She answered, agitated that someone even thought she; a Captain, could possibly fail. "I'll find out that and much more!" She said, and she turned and shunpoed away.

"I hope she doesn't get caught." Said Masumoto. "I think he knows what we're up to."

"What!" Said Isane. "You didn't tell him did you!" Everyone looked at Matsumoto.

"Don't worry, I didn't tell him anything!" She gave them a defiant stare before walking back towards her office.

"You'd better not mess this up this time Matsumoto!" Nanao yelled after her.

Meanwhile, Soi Fong was right outside the 10th squad building plotting. She decided to find a way inside and pour some more of Matsumoto's Viagra in his tea. He'd never know it was her, and this time she'll make sure to find what she came for.

Hitsugaya was filing papers when Soi Fong knocked at the door.

"Come in." Soi Fong walked into his office and closed the door behind her.

"Greetings Captain Hitsugaya." She said professionally. "I'm here on orders from the Captain Commander Yamamoto Genryuusai. He requests a word with you immediately."

"I'll leave right away, thank you." He got up and left the office. Soi Fong took a moment for a quick victory dance before walking over to his desk. There sat his tea in its usual spot, untouched. She took the small bottle out of her pocket and poured its contents into the tea cup. The once half empty cup (or half full) was now filled to the brim. That should do it. She thought. And with that she shunpoed just outside his window to watch the cup. She had to be sure he got the tea. It didn't take long for Hitsugaya to return. He came walking back into the office about three minutes after Soi Fong shunpoed out. Close call!

"Silly girls and their stupid pranks!" He mumbled to himself. "He was asleep! How could he have requested my presence and fallen asleep?" Agitated he sat at his desk and prepared to finish his paperwork. Masumoto was missing again, big surprise! He thought. She always goes missing whenever paperwork is due. He really didn't want to do paperwork and so to stall just a little longer he took a sip from his cup. Jackpot! Thought Soi Fong excitedly. Mission accomplished she shunpoed to the Captain's Meeting Area; they had a meeting soon.

Hitsugaya, however remained there drinking his, slightly sweeter, tea. It's Masumoto's job to remind him of his appointments and meetings. And right on cu there she was. She waddled in the door half drunk and mumbled something he didn't understand.

"Mbbtthhhkkklll…" She said. Hitsugaya stared. She was moving around a lot! She looked as though she might-

She fell forward and would have hit her face on the table had Hitsugaya not dove off his desk after her. He caught her and placed her gently on the couch.

"What am I going to do with you!" He said, all out of breath because she was a lot heavier and bigger than he is. "First you come in here late and then you pass out in my office! What's next?" She opened her eyes and pinched his cheeks.

"Awww, don't be mad wittle guy." She said, as though talking to a baby. Then she suddenly stood up, picking him up in one swift movement. "You're in trouble! I'll protect you! I'll-"

"Um, Masumoto?" He said calmly. She looked down at him.

"Yes?"

"PUT ME DOWN!" He screamed. That was a mistake, because at that exact moment he felt extremely dizzy, and since he yelled she panicked and just dropped him. He fell on the floor and quickly got to his feet.

"Sowwy little guy…hic…I didn't mean to give you a boo boo…hic…" She wobbled, and then bent down and kissed his forehead. His entire face went red.

"…Masumoto, w-what are you doing!" She didn't stop at kissing his forehead. She wrapped her arms around his waist and hissed his face, his neck and just about anything from fingers to lips that was exposed.

"Little guy, you…hic…got boo boos everywhere!"

"No…he he…wait Masumoto…ha ha…S-stop that! You can't just go…he ha…kissing me like that! I'm your superior!" She was tickling him! She had busied her hands by rubbing his sides and chest. He laughed and laughed.

"Aww, your…hiccup!...ticklish little guy!"

"STOP CALLING ME LITTLE! Ha he ha ha! And stop tickling me!" She was rubbing her hands all over him! He wasn't sure just what she wanted from him, but he felt as though he was about to explode if she didn't stop.

"Don't you wanna kiss me, little guy? Well do you?" She looked directly into his eyes, all traces of alcohol gone from her gaze. And he stared back, laughter still visible in his tear filled eyes. And she saw her answer again. SO she did what any woman would do, when staring at those handsome green eyes filled with fun, love, and curiosity…

The next day.

"Why wasn't he at the Captain's meeting, Masumoto!" Asked a very angry Soi Fong. "You know he could have gotten into a lot of trouble if h-"

"Oh, shut it." Everyone in the vicinity ran for cover. No one had ever told Captain Soi Fong to shut it and lived. Soi Fong, however, just shrugged. She didn't care anymore what happened with the little Captain; she had a mountain of paperwork in her office to deal with.

"I'll let that one go for now. Just watch your step Vice Captain! I am still your superior!" She walked on to her office.

Masumoto breathed a sigh of relief. What the heck was I thinking? Must have let the fun of last night get to my head. She continued on until-

"Um, Masumoto-san?" It was Kiyone.

"Hey, what's up?" She replied with a dazzling smile.

"Well the paper is already out, and so we don't need your story anymore…but I…well I was…um…"

"Just spit it out." Said Masumoto dramatically.

"I was wondering what you found…you know about how developed he is?" She looked up hopefully. Masumoto just smiled.

"I'll never betray my Captain's trust by embarrassing him. If I tell you, no matter what the out come I don't think he'd want anyone to know anyway." And she left leaving Kiyone glaring after her. Masumoto as actually on time to work for once, and when she entered the office the Captain pounced on her.

"Ow! What the- Captain? Oh, do you want to play some more?" He pined her to the floor; he weighed a lot when he wanted to.

"You didn't tell anyone did you?" He said, a slight blush on his cheeks. "Cause I swear I'll-"

"You'll what!" There was a pause.

"I'll take away your snacks!" He smiled to show he meant it.

"Don't worry I would never tell." She reassured him. "No one would ever believe what happened yesterday-"

"It's completely natural!" He said defensively. "Besides, you were tickling me and kissing me…I'm sure lots of people giggle when you blow on their belly." He sat up, blushing from ear to ear and returned to his desk. He didn't resurface until late at night to go home.

Masumoto laughed to herself. She just loves her Captain! Who would have thought the little boy genius was so innocent?

Sorry guys, he's just a little boy. Be honest how many of you thought something sexual happened? Ha! Got ya!