Once upon a time there was a bad man. He became a skeleton. He kidnapped a girl to stop him being a skeleton. But he needed the girl's boyfriend to stop being a skeleton, but he didn't know that.

The girl's boyfriend did not like the girl's current fiancé. So he went out to save the girl against the fiance's orders, with a man that the fiancé hated.

And then they saved her. And then the fiancé was dumped and he was sad and ran away. And the girl and the man lived happily for a while. And the man that the fiancé hated ran away. And the skeleton man died.

Then about a year later, the girl and her boyfriend were supposed to be married but they weren't. The man that the ex-fiance hated had gotten them in to trouble, so the boy went to find the man that the ex-fiance hated and disappeared.

The girl was upset that her boyfriend wasn't gone and went to find him. She tried to find the man that her ex-fiance hated, but found her ex-fiance in the process. And then they found the man that this ex-fiance hated.

The man made the girl find her boyfriend and/or something that would break his debt with a squidface. And then they did.

Squidface was not happy and went to the island with his heart.

So everyone went to the island.

When the girl, the ex-fiance and the man that the ex-fiance hated got to the island, the girl's boyfriend arrived too. The ex-fiance, the man the ex-fiance hated and the boyfriend of the girl got mad at each other and went into a big swordfight that went through a cbell tower and a forest.

Meanwhile the squidface's crew found the island and raced after the three swordfighting males.

The girl was angry about the fighting, and two other men from the man that the ex-fiance hated man's crew took the heart instead. So she ran after them.

After a long swordfight, everyone was back at the shoreline and fighting over the heart.

The ex-fiance took the heart and ran away with the squidface's crew on his tail. He gave them an empty chest and took the heart for himself but he knew it was bad but did it anyway.

The man that the ex-fiance hated did not pay his debt and the girl kissed him to make him pay. The boyfriend saw them kissing and he was sad. And the girl got into the escape boat before a big squid would arrive, and the boyfriend looked angry, and then they rowed to shore.

The man that the ex-fiance hated was eaten.

The boyfriend and the girl went to a place and they found the skeleton man alive.

Then about another year later, shortyboy had the heart because of the ex-fiance. The skeleton man and the girl and the girl's (ex)boyfriend all went and saved the man that the ex-fiance hated from the dead place and then came back.

The shortyboy had the heart which means he had the squidface under his command which meant that the sea was under his control, and all the pirates were in trouble.

So everyone split ways and the girl found the ex-fiance again. Later that night the ex-fiance let her free from the ship and kissed her and died. And then they were safe.

Later on the skeleton man took them all to a big place and every pirate was there and they agreed to fight against shortyboy and his army. And they did.

And in the end the pirates won and the girl and her boyfriend got married. But the boy was cursed to the bad pirate ship for ten years – or maybe it was eternity – and then after the credits it is seen that the man came back to life. However this has been decided against in some cases...

A lot of debate will now follow.