"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" Pyro laughed evilly through his HAZMAT suit and gas mask. He turned his flamethrower to a nearby, very unlucky cow.

"Moo?" It asked.

"Mmf, meme! MMF!!!!" Pyro struck up his flamethrower and created, in half the time that any fast-food restaurant could make an order of fries, a juicy, flame-broiled, outback steak. Also known as a dead cow.

"Hey?" An engineer, holding a shotgun, came around the corner.

Engineer? Lacking a monkey wrench? This looked like a job for…

"MMF ME MMF!!!" Pyro sang, thrusting his flamethrower in the air.

"Huh?" the engineer asked.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" Pyro brought up his flamethrower and spy-checked him. The engineer caught fire.

"OH MY GOD!!!" He screamed, in a French accent, "I'M BURNING!!! OMG H4X0R!!!" He dropped to the ground and died right there.

Pyro collapsed and laughed maniacally. He was torching whatever came near him… and RED paid him for it! This was his dream job!

However, he soon got hungry, so he turned to the cow carcass. But the two carcasses, the spy and the cow, looked exactly the same. Uh-oh.