Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible. KP belongs to Disney, as do the other characters. Except my OCs. Though the Teen Titans belong to WB.
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"Hey, Pumpkin."
"Shego!" Kim yelped, swiftly turning around to face the pale green skinned villain.
"Buh-bye now!" Shego waved as she pushed one of the many buttons on the wall to the left.
"KP!! LOOK OUT!!!" Ron yelled from behind her.
Before Kim could react, the floor below her gave way to a trap door. As she fell, she felt for her grappling hairdryer. Before she even found it, the opening was sealed shut.
"Well, that was simple." Kim said to seemingly no-one as she landed on her feet.
"Yeah, I was too lazy to do anything elaborate, Princess." Shego thanked as she spoke from behind Kim. "He still doesn't know, does he?"
"No, he doesn't. Neither does anyone else except Dr. Director."
"So Bets' the only one who knows about the situation and…" Shego wrapped her arms around the redhead's waist, bringing them closer together. "…us?"
"Not exactly… Wade knows about us, too." Kim said.
"Ah.. Keeping nerdlinger in the loop, are we? Wise choice. We might need hisexpertise someday."
"Exactly what I was thinking." Kim said as she savored the warmth of the other woman.
"You have to relax, Pumpkin..." Shego whispered seductively into Kim's ear and nipped the redhead's neck.
"Uuhhnnn… Sh-Shego…N-not now…" Kim moaned as she slowly pushed the brunette away. The super-powered brunette pouted as she was forcibly distanced from her lover. "We can do that when we reach our destination later on." That perked the green woman's interest.
"You never said anything about a road trip, Cupcake."
"Why'd you think I wanted you to kidnap me?" Kim giggled as she gave Shego a peck on the cheek and walked off to the garage.
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"So where're we headed to, Pumpkin?" Shego asked from the passenger seat. Kim was old enough to drive now and she wanted to test the young hero's abilities on the road. Shego was wearing a HD necklace. No, not High Definition. Holographic Disguise. Her skin was pale now rather than green. For now, Wade just made it to hide Shego's skin color.
"Some place where no-one knows us."
Shego did a mock gasp and said, "No! Is there such a place?"
Kim played along just for the heck of it. "Yes! There is! Oh, such a wonderful place! It's a jumping city!"
Shego burst out laughing at that. "A city that jumps? HA! I'd like to seethat!!"
"You will. We've just arrived."
"Huh? That was quick." Shego looked around as Kim drove by. "It looks just like any ol' city if you ask me."
"It isn't. There's something special about this place. I can feel it." Kim said as her eyes narrowed a bit.
"So does this place really jump of were you really joking?"
"The city's called Jump City."
"HA! Oh!" Shego laughed out loud again. "An actual jumping city!!"
"Yeah… It is kinda funny." Kim said as she giggled.
"Funny? Pumpkin! Try downright freakin' HILARIOUS!!" Shego said as she continued to laugh her head off. That is, until she felt the car and herself get enveloped with black energy. They were put on some park grass and a young girl wearing a blue cloak with her hood down came to the driver's window. Good thing, too. If she had come to Shego's side, she would've gotten an earful and more.
"The street's not safe for pedestrians. There's a battle going on right now. Get into a safe area and-"
"Thanks, but I think we can handle ourselves." Shego said as she got out of the car. "So where's the trouble?"
"Let's not get involved. I don't want anyone recognizing us." Kim got out of the car. "And not to mention I don't want my new clothes getting dirty."
"So, change."
"Where?"
"I dunno. Boot?"
"No way."
"Okay, fine. Take the back seat."
"No! You'll peek!"
"Make up your mind! Either you get your clothes dirty or you change! Choose!" Shego said, exasperated.
"Who says I'll even fight?"
"Because I'm gonna whether you want to or not and you never let me go out alone."
Kim sighed in defeat, knowing Shego was right. That was when she decided to unleash her deadliest weapon. The Puppy Dog Pout. But this time, it isn't going to work. Over the time the two have been together, Shego has mastered the only way to fight against the dreaded pout. Give what you get. Shego stuck out her bottom lip, made it tremble a little and her eyes miraculously got bigger and teary. They pouted at each other for a few seconds, the third girl forgotten, until one gave up.
"Gah!! Okay! Okay! I'll change!!! Sheesh!!" Kim said in defeat as she got in the back seat. It has more room than the boot, at least.
"Oooohhh… nice undies, Kimmie." Shego smirked.
"Shego!! You said you weren't gonna peek!"
"When did I ever say that?"
"Anyway, I'm done." Kim said as she got out of the car. She was wearing a suit similar to Shego's, only that hers was light blue and white instead of black and green. And, like Shego's, it hugged every inch of her body; showing off her figure. Kim smirked as she caught her lover staring at her. "Like what you see?" Kim whispered, teasing her super-powered partner as she closed Shego's slightly gaping mouth with her index finger.
"Definitely. When'd you get the cat suit?" Shego whispered back.
"It's a modified version of my old battle suit. I asked Wade to tweak the look. He gave it a few upgrades while he was at it." Kim said.
"Cool. Now, let's go kill whatever's killing traffic." Kim burst out laughing. "What?"
"You sounded so corny!!"
"Comes with being a hero, Pumpkin."
"Haha-Hey!" Kim said as she stopped laughing.
"Let's just go. Hey, you! What's-your-name! Where's the battle at?" Shego said, finally remembering the teen that got them involved in the whole thing.
Just as the girl opened her mouth to say something, what looked like her communicator rang. A male voice spoke when she took it out. "Raven! Where are you?!"
"Calm down, Robin. I think I just found…" the girl, whose name was apparently Raven, look over to the couple with a raised eyebrow, as if she was not sure. "…reinforcements."
"Reinforcements? You mean Honorary Titans or Titans' East?"
"Neither."
"Well, if you think they can be trusted, bring them over! We're going to need all the help we can get!"
"Okay." Raven said as she tucked the communicator away in God-knows-where. "So, who are you?"
"I'm Shego and the Pumpkin over there is Kimmie Possible."
"My name's Kim, actually. Hi." Kim said, sending a glare at Shego.
"Yeah, hi. Seriously. Who are you?"
"Tell me who you are." Shego shot.
"I'm Raven. I'm a Teen Titan. Now, answer my question."
"What's a Teen Titan?"
Raven raised an eyebrow again. "You're saying haven't heard of us? At all?"
"Nope. Nada. Non. Nein. Iie. T-"
Kim looked at her lover skeptically. "How many languages do you know?"
"Pumpkin, now's not the time."
"Right. So who're the Titans?"
"We're superheroes."
"You mean like the Justice League?"
"Something like that." Raven said simply.
"Emm.. Okay. Anyway, I guess we're also superheroes… kinda. Shego's the only one with powers, really. Right?"
"Yadda, yadda, yadda. I just asked who she was. Not for a whole beep interview of sorts." It took a moment for her realize what had just happened. "Who just 'beep'-ed me?"
"That would be me." Kim said as she held a beeper in her hands, grinning. "I'm not gonna allow you to swear so long as I have this beeper."
Shego shot a small ball of plasma at the gadget, melting it in Kim's gloved hand. "Ow! Hot, hot, hot!!!" Kim yelped as she took off her glove.
"No more beeping, Pumpkin." Shego smirked. Back to the story... "So, Raven…" Shego looked at Raven, eying her the teen. "What's the sitch?"
"What's the what?" Raven blinked. What's a 'sitch'? Did she mean stitch?
"Hey! That's my line!!" Kim whined.
"Well, too bad. I beat cha to it." Shego said smugly.
"Hey…" Raven said, trying to catch the two other girls' attention. It didn't work.
"But it's still my line!!" Kim argued.
"Hello?" Raven tried again, a little louder.
"You have to learn to share, Princess." Shego said, still smug.
"Shut up!" Raven said, louder than the last time.
"How can you share catchphrases?!"
"Easy. You-" Shego got cut off when black energy enveloped her mouth, not allowing her to speak. The same thing happened to Kim. The two turned their attention to Raven.
"Now that I've gotten your attention, both of you, I think we should go to the battlefield." Raven said in her usual monotone manner, though sounding pretty annoyed, letting her hold of the mouths go.
"bout time. Let's go already!" Shego said as she smirked.
"Wait." Kim said, her expression serious.
"What is it now, Cupcake?"
"From what I heard from Raven's 'friend' said on her communicator, I'd say this is no ordinary villain."
"Yeah. Kinda surprising for a new villain. His name's Kami, by the way." Raven said.
"Talk about full of yourself! 'God'? Pfft." Shego scoffed.
"Right…" At that moment, an idea came to the both of them. Shego looked at Kim. "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Pumpkin?"
"O-yeah… This' gonna rock so hard!" Kim said, practically giggling with excitement.
"What're you two thinking?"
"Something deliciously underhanded in the name of all that is good and just." Shego said, giving Raven one of her signature smirks.
"Shego! We're doing plan Beta! Not Gamma!" Kim scolded.
"Aww, Princess! You just take the fun out of everything."
"That's just mean! Besides," Kim took out her Kimmunicator. "…Do you think it'll be a good idea?"
Shego paused a while as if to give what Kim had said some thought. "Heh. Yeah. You're right. Probably isn't legal in this city, anyway."
"Yeah. Wade? You there?" Kim said as she faced the screen on her Kimmunicator.
"Yeah. Hear ya loud and clear, Kim. So how's the.. uh… holiday going?"
"Not exactly as planned. Listen, what do you know of a new villain named Kami?"
"Not much. All I know is that he's recently appeared in Jump City and he's pretty tough. Want me to look up more info?"
"Please and thank you.."
After a few seconds of unbelievably fast typing, Wade smiled. "There. Got it. Downloading to the Kimmunicator's data frame. Should be done by now." A computerized voice spoke out, "Download complete."
"Thanks, Wade. You rock."
"Yeah, I know. Did you get the chance to try the new suit out yet?"
"No, not yet. Just started planning."
"Oh, okay. Good luck! And remember to set the configurations before you activate it!"
"I will. Bye, Wade." Kim said as she disconnected the line. "Now, let's see what we've got..." Kim then connected the Kimmunicator to her cyber-lens. Her cyber-lens looked like a pair of white frameless shades with the lens tinted light blue. The wire was connected to the side.
"Nice shades you got there, Kimmie."
"Thanks. One of the upgrades I got." Kim said as she played with what seemed like nothing to the other two. To her, it was a touch-screen with numerous options and configures.
"So… Raven, huh? Is that your real name or your hero name?" Shego asked, facing the hooded teen.
"Both."
"How old are you, exactly?"
"Why should you care?"
"Do you guys live in a headquarters kinda place or do you have your own crib?"
"What does it matter to you?"
"Not really the sociable type, are you?" Shego huffed, frustrated at what little response she was getting.
"Okay, I got the info." Kim said as she took her cyber-lens off.
"Mind briefing me?" The green skinned woman asked.
"Or better yet, here." Kim said as she took out a pair of cyber-lens, much like her own but with black frames and tinted green lens instead of light blue.
"Those for me?"
"Know any other I'd have Wade make them with signature black and green colors?"
"Better not be cheating on me, Pumpkin." Shego said jokingly, knowing full well that Kim would never do such a thing.
"Never." Kim said as she wore the cyber-lens on Shego. "There."
"I don't feel any different."
"How about now?" Kim said as she plugged in the wire.
"Whoa!" Shego exclaimed, a little over-whelmed.
"Go ahead, take your time. It's not like my team's in trouble or anything." Raven said sarcastically.
"Just wait. It'll only take a second." Kim said, slightly surprised that somebody could sound more sarcastic than Shego. 'Looks like I'm in for one heck of a ride…'
"Okay. Got the update. Looks like we'll have to make some modifications to the plan, Pumpkin."
"Let's just get there before anything bad happens." Kim stated. Raven complied by teleporting them to the designated area.
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Robin dodged a series of lightning strikes by back-flipping a couple of times while Starfire tried to blast the villain, but failing miserably. Kami evaded the bolts of green energy easily and even managed to reflect some back to the alien princess. Kami was a muscular man clad in a black spandex costume that reached from his toes to his forehead with the Japanese character 'kami' on his back; only the outlines shown, making the character look hollow. His hair showed, it was dark brown and messy with a few bleached highlights.
"Mwahahaha!!! None of you are worthy of fighting a God!!" He taunted as he stood atop a building with the remaining four Titans still down below.
"Dude! We're getting our asses kicked! Where the heck is Raven?!" Beast Boy whined as the four teens stood at the base of the building, trying to think up of a plan.
"She said she's bringing in reinforcements. I just hope she gets here soon." Robin replied as he glared up to the villain.
"Yeah. I don't think the streets gonna make it if she doesn't." Cyborg said. The street was literally torn up. Cars were on their hoods and so were a few buses. Fire hydrants were broke open and a few walls were damaged with cracks and body prints on them.
Luckily, at that moment, a small dome of black energy appeared, revealing three girls. One, the Titans were familiar with. The other two, they didn't know at all. At least, not until the black energy completely disappeared. Before anyone could blink, they heard a very high pitched squeal.
"Can't… breathe… Lungs… exploding…" Shego gasped as Starfire's infamous death hug crushed her insides.
"Starfire! Let go before she passes out! We need her!" Raven said, suddenly alarmed. She had no idea what Shego could or couldn't do, thus she didn't know if Shego could stand the hug.
"Umm.. Starfire, is it…?" Kim started as she touched the alien's arm. Starfire turned around and her face brightened up even more. If that was even theoretically possible. The redheaded cheerleader found herself in the hug of death before she could react. After a few seconds, Starfire mercifully let them go.
"AIR!!!" Shego gasped dramatically as she tried to stabilize her breathing. Kim just coughed a lot and breathed heavily until her lungs didn't feel like they were on fire anymore.
"Dude… What did they do to deserve that?!" Beast Boy exclaimed, wondering what was so special about the two that made Star give them her signature hugs as soon as she saw them.
"They, friend Beast Boy, are Shego and Kim Possible!!" Starfire proclaimed excitedly. The boys' expressions showed that they didn't know what Star was talking about. "The Kim Possible!! She travels around Earth to save lives and fight villains!! And Shego is her arch-nemesis!!"
Robin reached for his retractable bo-staff. "That means she's evil; she can't be trusted." He snarled.
"Now that's where you're wrong." The Titans turned to face Kim. "She can be trusted. If she couldn't be trusted, why else would I let her walk around freely without any restraints whatsoever?"
"Umm… Pumpkin?" Shego said, "Heads up."
"Huh?" Kim managed to say before she looked up and back-flipped out of the way of a lightning bolt.
"I don't know who you are, but that doesn't matter!! NO ONE CAN CHALLENGE A GOD!!!" Kami shouted from above.
"Wow, you're right, Shego. He is full of himself." Kim said as she activated her battle suit. All of them were stationed behind a bus, planning on what to do next.
"Since when was I ever wrong?"
"Well, there's that incident with the microwave and the pop tarts…plus the jolly ranchers." Kim trailed off.
"Hey!! It was an honest mistake!"
"R-ight…" Kim said, smirking and turning her attention back to the matter at hand.
"Anyway, I'm gonna settle this. Wait here." Shego announced as she ran towards the building at blinding speed.
"What are you gonna do?"
"Get ready to catch." Shego said simply as she sent what looked like a jolt of her green plasma up the building. It was let loose right below Kami and was moving upwards, using the wall as a track. When it ran out of wall to climb, it hit its mark.
"Mommy…" Kami squeaked as he clutched his groin in pain and agony. The boys sucked their teeth and winced in sympathy at what just happened. As the villain fell, Kim leapt and caught the crying man from his fall.
"Think you hit a little too hard? Just look at his face!" Kim commented as he set the pained villain on the ground, his face scrunched up and wet from tears.
"Nah. 'Too hard' would be if I heated the thing." Shego waved it off. He's a big boy, if he can't take it, then too bad.
"You mean it was heatless?"
"Yeah."
"Well, that's a relief. But don't you think you were a little harsh?"
"I just wanted to get this thing over and done with, Kimmie. Besides, 'harsh' would be if I went up there myself."
"Yeah. You're probably right."
"Dude!! What was that all about??!" Beast Boy exclaimed. He has never heard of a good guy ever doing such a low blow.
"That was plan Gamma." Shego smirked.
"Anyway. We need to talk." Robin stated, his tone firm.
"Yeah, yeah… Whatever." Shego said as she walked off a bit, seemingly inspecting the damage done to the street.
"Where do you want to talk? We can't really have much of a discussion in such an open space." Kim said, pointing out the obvious.
"Why do we not go to our tower? It is just around the cube." Starfire suggested, seemingly cooled down.
"It's 'around the block', Star." Robin corrected.
"Oh, yes! Thank you, friend Robin." Starfire said sheepishly, somewhat embarrassed at her slip-up.
I FINALLY got to paste this up... Anyway, I just moved and my current house doesn't have Internet. Believe it or not, I'm uploading this from my tuition center. sigh... So sad is the life of a PMR candidate... For those in Malaysia, you should know what I'm talking about.