I had to pay Jeanne Ellen big bucks to get her to fill out this survey. DNA=Does Not Apply
Name: Jeanne Ellen Burrows (I agreed to this only because Lester promised me a really good time, the "big bucks" are just a bonus.
Birthday: July 4, 1978
Birthplace: Newark, NJ
Marital status: Single
Single? If So. Why? Yes. I like it that way. Variety is good, no commitment, no one in my business, no one to answer to or be responsible for.
Eye color: Emerald green
Hair color: Blond
Height: 5'9"
Tattoos: yes
Piercings: yes
Current location: Trenton, NJ
Righty or lefty: lefty
Currently in love?: Yes, with my Ducati 1299 Panigale S
Current mood: Evidently, I'm feeling like a fifteen-year-old since I'm answering these dumb questions.
Current clothing: Strappy Stealth Bra and capris
Current hair: long in a high ponytail
What do you smell like? Sweat
Current thing you ought to be doing: showering
Favorites:
Ice cream: never touch the stuff
Food: avocados
Steak or Lobster? vegetarian
Color: Black
Flower: Bouvardia Double
Clothes: T-shirt and jeans
Animal: Tiger
Person: My Dad
Saying: "Anger makes you stupid, stupid gets you killed."
Sport to watch? American Flat Track
Pro Team: Jared and Nicole Mees
Love life:
First crush Orange
Ever been in love I already told you I love my Ducati
Still love him/her Damn it, yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight? The minute I saw my Panigale S on the salesroom floor.
Do you believe in the one? For now, at least until Ducati impresses me with something new.
What did you like most about your current/last bf/gf? What does bf/gf mean?
What did you like least about your current/last bf/gf? I can't answer these questions until you tell me what the hell bf/gf means.
In a boy/girl:
Eye color Don't know about color, but I love intense.
Hair color Not gray
Hair style Long
Height taller than me
Body shape fit
Facial hair depends on who has it.
Tattoos or piercing? Tatts
Style Badass, sexy, direct, amusing, bold, unstoppable.
How often should they call? When the urge strikes.
Random
Have you ever been drunk: Yes.
Done drugs: Yes.
Had sex: What kind of question is that?
Been called a tease: I don't EVER tease.
Lied to someone: Absolutely, I'm a bounty hunter, you want me to tell the skips the truth?
Been in a fistfight: Fists, feet, legs, elbows, head whatever I need to use.
Stolen anything: Sure
Held or shot a gun Most of my teens and adult life.
If you had one day to live, who would you spend it with? My Dad.
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Kicking ass and locking them up.
What's the hardest thing for you to do? Let loose.
Do you care what others think? No.
What are you afraid of? Failure.
Do you have any regrets? Nope.
Do you have any secrets? Plenty.
Do you like to give hugs? I wouldn't say "like", more like tolerate.
Do you sleep naked? With a friend, otherwise got to be ready to react fast and naked leaves parts exposed and vulnerable.
Do you believe in miracles? The ones I make happen.
What inspires you? The next hurdle.
When is your bedtime? ?
Do you like thunderstorms? Sure, covers up all kinds of sounds.
Do you think you're attractive? I'm not unattractive.
Gold or silver Silver.
Do you wear hats? Is a helmet considered a hat?
Does it annoy you when someone doesn't return your call? Never happens.
Are you too shy to make the first move? I've never been described as shy that I'm aware of.
If you could be one person, who would it be? Me.
Who do people say you remind them of? A blond version of Kate Beckinsale as Anna Valerious in Van Helsing
What was the last movie you saw in a theater? Hmmm, can't remember.
What did you have for breakfast? Smoothie
Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Stephanie Plum, Lula what's her name, Vincent Plum, that Kloughn family. But I could totally shoot the shit with that Grandmother.
Beach, city or country? All.
Butter, plain or salted popcorn? I don't eat it.
What kind of car do you drive? Challenger
FAVORITE SANDWICH? Something without bread.
Where would you go on vacation? Just got back from Italy, next time, somewhere else.
What color is your bathroom? Gray and red.
What side of the bed do you sleep on? Any side I feel like.
When was the last time you said "I LOVE YOU" and meant it? When my mother died.
What did you do last night? Watched Plum get all slutted up, go to a bar, come on to a creep, get him to the alley where we were waiting and she didn't get shot, punched, kicked or even thrown in the dumpster. Not sure how that woman lives through each day.
Are you on any medication? Why?
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? I don't have bad days.
Who would you call for work advice? Manoso
Have you ever been hunting? Is this a trick question?
Name something you wish you were good at: Nothing comes to mind that I'm not competent at.
Name something about you that attracts other people: Confidence and overall skills.
What is your talent? Doing the job and riding.
Name a bad habit that is hard to break: Lester.
NICKNAME(S)? Cat woman…not really but Lester says that's what Lula calls me.
What do people usually come to you for? Security and other things they can't do.
What advice do people usually give you? DNA.
Name something you constantly do that your family and friends wished you didn't do: I wouldn't know. I only have my Dad and my friends do the same things I do.
What does it feel like to be in love? No clue.
What's the worst part about being in love? See above.
How old do you want to be when you get married? Dead
Do you want to have children? Why would I want to bring children into this world?
Favorite restaurant? Shorty's
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Fox Creek Leather
What do you do when you are bored? Call Lester.
Name the best thing that makes you smile: Breaking my own record flat tracking.
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX...I CONSIDER MYSELF: Open, flexible, enthusiastic.
IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? Wherever I am, I go where I want, when I want.
Are we finished now? Lester needs to pay up quick, this whole thing made me antsy.