This is lame-ish. The idea came to me and it got worse as I went along...so...yeah... : P
And Hinata is so OOC it is unbelieveable...but intentional.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any characters in this fic
I want to make ramen! No, no….
I want to make sushi! No,no….
I want to make ramen! No, no….
I want to make…sushi? No, no….
For God's sake why can't I just decide what I want for my freaking lunch!!
I know! I'll call Tenten and see what she thinks!
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-Ring Ring-
"Hello Tenten speaking."
"Tenten!"
"Hey Hina. What is it? I'm kinda busy at the moment."
"I wanted your opinion on wha-"
"Nmmmph! Neji! Not now!" Oh God what the hell are they doing?!
"It's OK. I'll see you later."
"I'm really sor-NEJI! Bye!"
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I definitely do NOT want to know what they're doing. But I seriously need help with this! I know! I'll call Naruto!
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-Ring Ring-
"Hello Hinata!!"
"How'd you know it was me?"
"Caller ID! Isn't it so cool?!"
"Yeah. Sure. Whatever. Anyways I need help."
"Anything for you Hinata!"
"Should I make sushi or ramen?"
"RAMEN WINS HAND DOWN!"
"Well…OK. Thanks."
"See ya."
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Well that didn't help! Of course he was going to choose ramen!
Who next….Kiba!
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-Ring Ring-
"Hello."
"Hello. It's Hinata."
"Oh hey. Have you seen Akamaru's dog food anywhere?"
"No…sorry…"
"It's OK. So…what did you want?"
"What should I eat for lunch? Sushi or ramen?"
"None. They're both too soft."
"OK…Thanks for the help."
"You're welcome. Bye."
"Bye."
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Why are all my friends so useless?
I am making one more call and one more call only...to…anyone! I shall just call a random number! –Types in a random number to her phone-
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-Ring Ring-
"Goo-"
"I FUCKING NEED FUCKING HELP WITH CHOOSING WHAT I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT FOR MY FUCKING LUNCH! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU FUCKING ARE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME PLEASE! Sushi or ramen?"
"Good afternoon. Kazekage speaking."
"Aww shit crackers." How do I get out of this?
"I think you should just get some takeout Hinata. From that nice barbeque place maybe." Oooh. Nice idea.
"…How do you know who I am?"
"Caller ID."
"And why do you have my number?"
"I…I…I…I found it…"
"Found it huh?"
"…Yes..."
"Well…Alright…. And I think I will get some takeout. Thanks."
"No problem."
"Bye Gaara."
"Goodbye Hinata. Love you."
"Love you too."
-Gaara hangs up-
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OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS GOLLY GOSH!
I HARDLY KNOW THE GUY!
I JUST TOLD HIM I LOVED HIM!
OH GOD!
WHY DID HE SAY HE LOVED ME!
WHY, WHY, WHY?!
Wait…There's an explanation for all of this.
OK. He thought he was talking to someone else called Hinata?
Yes! That's what happened!
And I only said I loved him too because I've been watching too many romantic movies! Exactly!
And NOT because he is the fittest, most caring red-headed hottie I have ever met!!
And now…I shall go to the barbeque place!
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Meanwhile in Suna Gaara is doing the happy dance while quietly chanting, "She loves me, she loves me, she loves me, she loves me! Yay!"
The End
A/N: I just had to get Gaara to do the happy dance! Yay!